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Tell your 'boyfriend' not to be mad at me

Summary:

Both the PM and ADA have the same target, both were not aware of that fact..
ADA at first thought it was the Port behind the actions that were taking place but soon found out that it wasn't. Knowing this, they decided to get involved.

The PM was pissed, mori especially. This trade was big, and was important. It was going well but luck wasn't on their side. The Port and the other Party were attacked during this, which ended up with the other party not doing the trade due to the loses.

With Dazai going undercover as a 'lady' to a party, they had heard that their guy was holding this party, with ranpo's IQ they found out how this guy liked his women, and Dazai was ALMOST the perfect match.. they just had to add a little something.

Chuuya who just happened to be on his way to the bosses office when he was deciding the plan to get intel

or, Dazai's whole body was on fire and Chuuya was the gasoline.

Notes:

hey pookies! erm just letting you know this is not gonna be perfect in anyway, i haven't wrote smut in a LONG TIME and i also had no idea what was gonna be written. I was planning on doing power bottom dazai but ended up not doing it
ANYWAYS i just wanna let you lady's and germ's that i'm dyslexic! [a learning disability that affects how the brain processes written language and information]
so sorry if i mess something up! but i'm gonna try my best pookies!

[also i haven't watched in awhile so my brain is a lil rusty on the bsd stuff so sorry if i mess something up about bsd!]
BRO WHEN I STARTED THIS IT WAS SO NICE AND THEN MY WED RESTARTED AND IT MADE ME LOSE SO MUCH UGHHHHH!!

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Amazon.com: Uillui Evening Gowns for Women Formal Long Sleeve ...

Deals & Steals- Lovely Wholesale

just what i thought dazai would wear![more details will be told later on!]

 

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Why is MACKEREL doing here?! and why the fuck is he dressed like that! The heels making him taller then he already is, making his fake chest more eye level, and the way the dress is fitting tightly around his beauti- WHATTTTTTT, NUH UH!

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Dazai was looking into the mirror of the men's bathroom at the ADA building, His face is covered in make-up, a red smoky eye, a dark red lip, and some other stuff he wasn't fully aware of, zoned out while Yosano did her-.. his make-up. He almost looked like a real girl, thanks to his fake boobs that their making him wear, but the long wig that looked almost too close to his real hair wasn't helping as well. The dress they picked for him was a tight black dress, the long sleeves on the dress helping him hide his arms and with the fake chest he didn't have to worry about his neck and torso being exposed to sinful eyes. His legs were a different story, Yosano had to run to the closest store to buy white tights. With all of his outfit on he was staring, he loved how the way his hips looked, how his waist was having the time of it's life in this dress. He wouldn't say he had a slutty waist but damn it looked smaller then it would with his normal clothes on and I'm living for it. The dress on the mannequin was pretty long, but then again dazai had long legs and with the heels the dress barely touched the ground, lightly glazing it.

Once all done with everything he walked out. A little scared about how the others would react to his outfit, would they laugh? or would they love it. All these questions were racing his mind.. The first one to notice him was Kenji, he kind of just looked and then pointed it out to everyone else. Everyone was staring, and now he was really worrying. Did he mess up the make-up when putting the dress on? Was it the chest..? Or maybe he looks stupid. Atsushi was the first to say anything, "Dazai you look great! Is everything comfortable?" Dazai couldn't help but smile, "everything is fine Atsushi, thank you for worrying" Kunikida was the second to speak up, "I do agree with him, you look pretty great Dazai." Everyone was praising him, it made him feel nice, he almost wouldn't take the praise.

Once he got out of the car, he looked at the building, it was huge, not sure where to go as he looked around. The car driving off sent something to his brain, making his brain go into mission mode, he made his way inside. He was there for 5 minutes already trying to scan the room for the guy he was looking for but nothing came up, 3 minutes he felt eyes on his back, it would go away but as soon as a guy got close it would come back just as fast, Dazai being the nice person he is and knowing how good he looks, he would flirt with them, leaning in close to whisper sweet words in their ears, and then he would get up and walk off to a new chair. Every single time he turned around to see who was staring he would find nothing. There was a big group of people and he couldn't see half of them but he knew the 'boss' wouldn't be there since he's known for getting annoyed at big groups for being around him for too long. Once he turned around, 17 seconds later he felt eyes again. Okay this was getting annoying..

Oh how he loved his big brain, since there's no 'boss' around right now to give his full attention too he decided his gonna play with his little stalker.

"oops!"

He accidentally dropped his hand bag, bending over to grab it, he knew he didn't have all that much but he also knew he had a good ass, and once he grab his bag he stood up straight and started to walk over to the second bar. The two bars had different styles, this one being in a more light blue, while the other one, where the big group sat had a much redder tone. Buying a drink he had no clue to what it was, but it was pretty and tasted amazing so he didn't really care. Still feeling the eyes he starting to stretch a little bit. Jeez is this person in love with me?! Sorry buddy but that's only for chu-

-wait what

"C-Chuuya!" He was shocked, huh... what.. why?

"What the fuck are you doing here, mackerel?!" He sounded angry but his face was in a much calmer look, "Well maybe if you grow some more, i'll tell you slug! But if you must know im on a undercover mission, so back off." saying that with a (too much) serious tone, oh god is he gonna yell? I really hope fucking not. He started to stare into my soul, it feels like he's trying to live in my brain, "ohhh i see, let me guess your here for '--------'"  "Wow! The short slug knows how to be smart!" oh god he looks like his gonna bite my head off.. it's fucking hot.. Dazai no, you need to focus on the mission.. But oh my, he's so hot in his blood red suit. Fuck, I'm so fucked. He looked up at Chuuya who was just finished his little rant about how he's more smart, or something.. "Well are you gonna sit? or are you too short to get on top of the chair?" At this point it was so funny to see him get all mad. Finally sitting down, now they were face to face, well not really but you get it.

Chuuya looked him up and down, they were facing each other now. Dazai wasn't really sure what to talk about, should he talk about the guy or about something else?? that was until the slug spoke up, "Your boobs look too real.. please tell you didn't get-" "No slug i didn't, their fake. Do you wanna feel?" he started giggling once he saw the way his face turned red, "Sooo were you the one who was staring at me?" He was still frozen from the earlier comment, finally speaking up, "I was, i couldn't tell if that was you or not but i was sure it was. Plus people are still staring at you" I let out a small giggle, from a far it would look like we were flirting from our body language, "Oh? Is my dog jealous that I'm being looked at?" Dazai got closed to Chuuya, almost close enough to lean in and kis- "what ew no, your just being distracting and with the way things are going, that 'boss' is going to be distracted with you once he comes out and i won't be able to get the intel i need." He backed away. Then an idea sparked in his genius brain, "Well lets work together then!" "Ew", was all chuuya said before they started to work up a plan, Dazai was planning a little more in his head though.

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Later the 'boss' had came out, greeting almost everyone. Once they locked eyes, he sent a smirk and wink towards him, and then started to look him up and down, he had black hair, with brown eyes, and a little on the heavy side, and had a little hair on his face, he was an handsome man but Dazai really couldn't see himself giving his first with a man to him, at first he thought that was what was gonna get him to open up but now that he had chuuya he didn't have to worry. The guy came to sit by him, asking names and such. After awhile of talking, Dazai started his plan.

"You know sweetheart, we could get to know each other on a different level, if you liked." Dazai was close to his ear putting his arms around his shoulders, he put his face into the guys neck. He knew he would take it, "well dear if you'll like we can take this upstairs" The guy sounded like he was ready to come just from his breath on his neck, "how about we invite someone, you both can stick your ####'# in my ##### and then you both can ### in my wet #####" He knew what he said made him sound like a slut, but at this point all he wanted to do is touch chuuya, "Fuck, that sounds so good, who do you have in mind, slut" ugh, that word should only come out of one man's mouth, he made a light moan lifting up and looking around, looking right at chuuya, locked eyes and winked. The short man turned away, "That short ginger over there, what do you think, daring?" "Whatever makes you happy, baby" FUCKING FINALLY.

He stood up, with the man following him. He made his way towards the slug, maybe he should play with him.. He walked up behind him, pushing his body onto Chuuya's back, putting his arms around him pushing his hands all over his chest.. fuck he could feel his muscles, "Hello there~ how about we have some fun, darling" He lightly moaned into his ear, moving his hands all over the small body, pushing the body's together even harder, the fake chest was against Chuuya's head "Fuck baby, show me what you got sweetheart." ...fuck.

As they were making their way towards the room, Dazai made sure not to leave his hands to himself, touching all over the guy, slowly breaking apart to touch chuuya, mouthing at his neck, letting his hands roam Chuuya back as Chuuya's hands do the same with his waist, one hand lightly resting under his fake boob. God he knew this was apart of the plan but fuck he starting to get hard from touching Chuuya so much. Once they got to the room, Dazai pushed off of Chuuya. He grabbed the 'bosses' collar and pushed him into the wall, kissing and giving light bites at his neck, pushing one of his hands down to his dress. He pushed the covered part of his dress out of the way, reaching down and pulling his knife out of its holder on his thigh. Pushing the tip of his knife into the guys neck, "Get onto the floor, now."

The guy was laying down on his back his legs spread, Dazai's foot was pushed on his dick, "Tell us everything, every plan, every hide out, etc." "Like i would do th-" He pushed harder, the guy groaned, "start talking or I'm cutting your small dick off"...

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They both called their bosses, explained everything. The bosses explained that they would be putting their plan(s) into action, Mori explained he got a hotel for the boys so they could rest for the night, and that they had a cab on their way. The two boys left out the fact that the guy was dickless, with something shoved down his throat. (He started making comments on Dazai's body when they were leaving and Chuuya already had a shit night with every man trying to get under Dazai's dress.)

As they walked out of the building, dazai was feeling a little more hotter, their little touch session made his mind go wild "Hey ugly slug, good job tonight!" Dazai grabbed the slug and pushed him into his chest, Chuuya was face first with his fake chest, he knew the man was blushing, he pushed himself off, "what the fuck." he looked like he was about to fall over, "Chuuya~" "What do you want, you stupid waste of bandages" "Oh chuuya hurts my poor feelings! I was just gonna give you the chance to touch my boobs again!" "Fuck Dazai" Was all Chuuya said before pushing Dazai against the closest wall, kissing his lips as they touched each other. Dazai had his hands in Chuuya's hair pushing the slug into him harder, the slugs hands were on his waist moving up and cuffing his "boobs". The kiss was getting even more heated and Dazai didn't know that the kiss could get any more heated, he was basically moaning into the kiss. Chuuya started to bite into Dazai bottom lip, tasting the fading lipstick. Dazai gasped, Chuuya taking the moment to stick his tongue into Dazai's mouth, He tasted like alcohol and lipstick, Chuuya was obsessed with it. He needed more of it.

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Once they got to the hotel room, they looked around for any lube. The hotel was known for the noise complaints so they had to have something. Once they reached the bedroom they found what they needed.

"Dazai, baby you did so well tonight." The small amount of praise going to his fully hard dick, twitching in his boxers, "fuck darling, you need to get undressed now"  "do it for me"..

"are you serious?"

"yes! why wouldn't i be?" he said as he bent down to undo his heels, once those were off, Chuuya stepped into his space

"I'm not sure if you would be comfortable with me doing so since uh, you know, you don't have your bandages on"

"Thank you for caring so much Chuuya but if you don't start taking off my clothes I'll leave." he picked up his heels, with a pout on his face, that was almost too cute. Chuuya smiled and pulled the heels throwing them somewhere into the abyss. stepping more into his space.

"Darling we both know your not doing that." Chuuya started touch his body, letting his hands roam, Firstly pulling his wig off and throwing it off soon after they slowly start to slide Dazai's dress off his body, taking the tights with him, the touches were going straight to his dick, his whole body was on fire and Chuuya was the gasoline, "You're so cute baby, you don't understand how hard it was to keep my hands to myself. Fuck when you bent over, my legs slowly started to move just needing to be close to you... seeing those ugly germs touch you and talk you was making me so fucking mad, i can't stand the fact that they were even eyeing you. But now that you're in my hands now that your all mine, I'm gonna show you off and that's starting with you screaming my name tonight. Dear i don't want you to hold back your cute noises, understand?" After Chuuya was finished, dazai stopped holding back, letting his mouth hang open, "y-yes sir" Dazai moaned it out, forcing his throat to come up with words, "Such a good boy for me" He moaned loudly at the nickname, he started to shake as he raised his hands slowly, loving the way his hands felt on his body, he started to remove the fake boobs he needs it off, he can feel it pressing against his sensitive nipples but Chuuya stops his hands, "I want this on for a little bit, after that then we'll take it off, okay baby? I promise you'll get it off soon" He's calm voice is not helping his case, he almost felt like he could come undone just from his voice.

"Please.. please Chuuya, i wanna feel you please, i need you naked on my hands, i ne-ne-fuckkkk... d-don't stop that.." The hands moving on his body was on his ass, spreading and messaging them, he would feel his pre-cum in his boxers..

Off, he needs everything off.

"Princess Yo-" what.

Dazai brain stopped working, apparently his body and mouth was showing that.. He's hips jerked up trying to find something to release his aching cock on, why is Chuuya not close enough to do that..? wait where is his hands? Dazai opened his eyes to see Chuuya undressing, his red suit and boxers being left with Dazai's dress and tights, his cock being out and free, the size being a little more above average, so.. that's were his inches went, huh. His hands fly to his boxers, omg so close to freedom!.. okay what the fuck chuuya.. Chuuya grabs his hands and push's them aside, "I get to take those off, so don't even try, be a good boy and stand there and look pretty for me." he moans, really Dazai? with the all the women you've been with you would think you would have a little more self control with your noises.. but then again Chuuya isn't a girl, his the guy you've been in love with for the last 7 years.. so i guess self control really isn't needed..

Hands go straight to his boxers, roughly taking them off. gasping as the cold air hits his dick, " fuck please chuuya bed now please.. please!" he feels so needy? he's never been the bottom type, but then again he's never been with a guy, "anything for you princess, you've been doing so good for me, letting me hear all those pretty noises, all for me right?" Fuck.. that nickname again.. "Please! fuck, all for you, only you sir! Please Chuuya i need your fat cock ple-" he was caught off guard as he was basically thrown on the bed, his dick twitched at that, a little pre-cum spilling out.. fuck did he have a manhandling kink as well? Fuck.. Chuuya noticed as well, but didn't comment. Why? he doesn't question.

Spreading his legs more, opening as wide as he can, he wanted to try something.. Would he like it? Would Chuuya like it? Not sure hopes this goes well, "Daddy, please fuck me! I need to come while on your cock please!"... oh god oh god, he's just staring! "say that again." huh.. "what?" the shock on Dazai's face was well shown, making Chuuya smile a bit, " Dazai, Baby, Princess, My sweet good boy.. please say that again, I need your begging, i need that name to be spelled out again.. Fuck.." Holy shit! "F-FUCK-(voice crack)- Please! Daddy i need your cock in my ass please! Fuck me! please i need you too fill me!" Chuuya grabbed his body flipping over -fuck- he heard the cap of the lube being opened, a cold wet finger started to rub against the outside, slowly putting pressure here and there, teasing the hole. I'm gasping for air, I've never felt more alive then i am now it makes me feel human, like i deserve the pleasure being sent all over his body. My thighs are shaking and it feels like im gonna fall over.. oh my

A finger is passing through his hole.

This is a different kind of pleasure.

At first it was a little uncomfortable, but Chuuya's soft praise and his warm hands, makes fireworks explode all over his body is helping the most. It made everything better, the way his finger were curling around his walls, searching, begging for more of his insides. It was making it harder to stay still but he needed to be good, Chuuya's good princess, his good boy! "More! please daddy please i can handle more! please please! Let me be a good princess!" His wish was granted, another finger that's just as wet enters him, feeling around again. Chuuya's uncovered hand is deep in Dazai, the other one that's covered in a glove is rubbing at his thighs. Even Chuuya was starting to get a little impatient, needing his cock in this warm void, slowly rubbing a third finger on the outside, letting the body get use to it being there, "Princess, you're doing so good for me, your just letting me open you up with no thoughts behind that beautiful head-" "the only thoughts in my head are ones of you fucking me"  "shhh i know baby just relax and take my fingers, you'll get my cock soon" The third finger slowly making it way inside, they never stopped moving, he felt so good he could probably cum just like-

OH

"THERE, DADDY RIGHT, KEEP FUCKING ME THERE PLEASE PLEASE CHUUYA, CHUUYA PLEASE FUCK" His breath was being stolen away from him, the only sounds coming from him are begging and moans. Holy fuck why did he never try this?! "Chuuya- FUCK Please Chuuya! I need to cum.. fuckfuckfuck PLEASE let me cum!" the fingers left his body.. " NONONO Please! Daddy i've been so good! please I need to cum!"  "You'll be a good boy and cum on my cock, you said it yourself baby" "Please start fucking me with you're big dick!" there was no answer at all. He felt hands go to his chest, ripping the fake chest off, he felt like he could breath a little more easier. 

Then he started to feel something press against him, fucking finally! "Are you ready princess?" "yes.. please!" The tip slowly starts pushing in, Dazai is trying to relax so it's easier but it just feels so good, it stings but fuck! It feels so good. After Chuuya bottoms out, they sit there for a hot second, both breathing heavy. Dazai's legs are around his hips, "Fuck baby.. you feel so good around my cock, so nice and warm for me.." It feels good being filled, it's like his made for Chuuya's cock, they fit like a puzzle piece. Is this heaven? "Move!! Please daddy fuck me with your big ass cock! please!"  "fuck baby, anything for you princess!"

Chuuya started to move, slowly at first but then he started to pick up the speed, " oh! OH F-Fuck! please.. please HARDER! PLEASE!" He did in fact start fucking harder, and Dazai has never been more thankful for begging. They both were moving hips, Dazai was trying to keep up but couldn't, he moved his hips up.. OH FUCK, "RIGHT THERE.. PLEASE RIGHT THERE DON'T STOP!" and he didn't stop, if anything Chuuya started going faster, there was a pool of pre-cum on his stomach, his cock need release, he felt the warm feeling in his stomach, "Please! PLEASE! please daddy.. fuckfuck, please touch me i need to come! please! Let me cum sir!" Chuuya had a smirk, he was planning something but Dazai was too far gone to even think about what it is.

"princess~~ You're doing good for me" Chuuya said it with a smile on his face, "Come on princess, your doing so well for me.. But i know you can do so much more for me.. and you want that right? to be a good little princess and to do everything i ask for." "Y-YES! PLEASE DADDY! I-i want TO be a-a-A good boy!"  "then be a good-" Fuck he needed to cum, his hips starting to become more messy but still holding pace.. "-boy.. I-Inside or..?" "INSIDE!! bu-but your cleaning it!" dazai needed to cum so badly, "Go ahead b-baby cum, be a good princess and cum for me.." And that's what he did, he was seeing stars, it felt so good, he came.. untouched? holy fuck, Chuuya had a magic dick..

Dazai's hole closes more tightly around his cock, and seeing Dazai's face during release was enough to make him cum as well. Chuuya fell on top of Dazai, putting his arms around him. Slowly pulling out, "Princess I'm gonna get up and start a bath for us, i'll be right back. I promise you."  "Okay daddy.." Dazai was still being pushed out of his high. Chuuya got up and he went to the bathroom, starting the bath. Once the bath was finished, nice and hot. Chuuya went back to the bathroom to see Dazai passed out. lighting lightly, he walks over and picks up Dazai..

After their Bath and cleaning him and Dazai. He dresses them in some comfy clothes. Laying them both down, he pulls Dazai closer to him, "sleep well, I love you.."

"i love you too.." he says with a soft smile.

 

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