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Akito goes to ihop

Summary:

Akito goes to ihop and hates it there cause their floors are really fucking sticky. So is their tables and seating. (/j Ily ihop)

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Chapter 1: Akito goes to ihop

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It was 10pm at night, Akito was really hungry, like REALLY HUNGRY. So he decided to go to the new ihop in his pajamas


Why are there so many Christmas decorations.. “Welcome!” Akito was greeted to the sight of.. TSUKASA?! You work at ihop tsukasa-senpai?! “Yep!” Well shit.. “here let me lead you to your table!!” My ears began to bleed. “Here’s a menu.. and a napkin for that bleeding! What would you like to drink?” I’ll have some Coca-Cola I say with a grin. “And will that be diet?” Tsukasa asks with the brightest fucking smile on his face.

My eyes begin to bleed as tsukasa gives me more napkins. “You really need to get that checked out akito.. anyway, so diet Coca-Cola right?” Uhm, no. Regular Coca-Cola. The diet tastes like shit. Tsukasa look at me in confusion “but you really look like you need a diet!- I mean diet soda!” This hoe.

fucking just give me some orange juice “on it!” My drink order isn’t the only thing he’s gonna be on tonight.. as tsukasa leaves I take out my Buzz and begin inhaling it violently not forgetting the 4 second rule cause well— I can’t die yet.

BITCH WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AT IHOP AT 10PM MOM NOTICED THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND YOU WERE GONE- YOU HAVE A VAPE?!!!” Ena, meet my buddy eddie. Also, why did she send you out instead of finding me herself? “I don’t fucking know. Also how did you start vaping and WHEN?”

Well, Toya bought me a vape and we decided to be vape buddies. Plus this vape is bangin’ yo. And Toya apparently started vaping cause Kohane has a collection of vapes she got for Christmas from her friend applejack. “Are you also on other drugs cause applejack is a fictional character—“ “I’M BACK WITH YOUR ORANGE JUICE AKITOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh, ena hey” “hey tenma, why do you work at ihop now?” Ena asks with a confused expression. “My neglectful parents refuse to pay the house bills, so now I have to work for money at ihop.” Tsukasa says nonchalantly. Wow, that’s fucking sad. “I KNOW RIGHT?!! anyway, what would you and your sister like to order?—“ “actually I’m going back home cause the author can’t keep up with 3 people at once!” What the fuck does that mean? “Goodbye, tsukasa, and my annoying brother!” She runs out of the ihop as fast as she can.

“well okay then.. what would you like to order akito?!” I want 5 fucking pancakes. “Please stop swearing! It disturbs the children!” But there aren’t any children here? “Well you never know!” there’s about to be a child growing in his stomach if he doesn't hurry up with my fucking pancakes. “On it though!” Is tsukasa the only one working here tonight? Guess so. 10 minutes later tsukasa comes back with 5 pancakes. Why the fuck did it take so long? Shouldn’t 5 pancakes take 5 minutes?

“Akito, if you wanted fast food, there was a Panda Express next door that’s open.” Do they sell pancakes TSUKASA? I say raising my voice “maybe they do! You never know! Would you like syrup with that?” Yes just maple syrup. “Okay! Here ya go!” Maple syrup isn’t the only syrup he’s pouring tonight.

I begin eating my pancakes before I begin to notice tsukasa watching me eat my pancakes, he looks like a fucking retard. Do I have syrup on my face? Why are you staring? Tsukasa jumps before he begins speaking “ah-! No that isn’t it! Apologies for staring it’s just I didn’t know you were this much of a pig!” What the fuck. Repeat that again and I’ll break your fucking bones. “That isn’t very nice!” neither are your fat shaming jokes. Plus I’m not even fat. I work out. “Doesn't look like it!” (Why the fuck did I make this) akito then grabs Tsukasa by the shirt and punches him in the face making tsukasa fall over. That’s what I thought I say with a scowl on my face.

I’m really tired of waiting. I turn the open sign to closed and drag tsukasa to the break room. Tsukasa looks like he was seeing stars. “W-what are you doing?!” I grab both of tsukasa’s hands harshly and tie them together using Christmas lights “HEY WHAT THE ACTUAL HEL-“ tsukasa’s words are received back through a harsh slap. Shut up! I begin to strip tsukasa’s bottom clothing off as tsukasa has a literal panic attack. For being so small, you speak a lot of big words. Akito smirked before fiddling with his own bottoms revealing a 9 inch hard on and leaving them both half naked open your legs. “W-what are you implying?!” God he’s really retarded fine, I’ll do it myself. Tsukasa starts kicking and screaming no and shaking his head. So I start choking him.

I ram into him and his legs shoot up. if you don’t wanna end up with more bruises you better fucking comply. Akito slowly goes out before ramming in even harder akito continues this 2 more times before he fully starts ramming in and out. “A-AKITO S-STOP!” You know you like this you fucking bitch. Tsukasa is panting really hard as he climaxes all over me, and himself. More like a squirt to be honest. “P- leasee! It hurrts sto-“ tsukasa is interrupted when akito begins choking him again, making tsukasa moan uncontrollably. “AH!~ FUUCK NOOO GAAAYYYYYY!” Did he just fucking moan the word gay?

tsukasa begins convulsing… FUCK IM SO CLOSE! Akitos pace is now steady and uncontrolled. Tsukasa’s eyes roll back and his head flips back.

akito finally climaxes inside of tsukasa, probably giving him syphilis. Well that was fun. Akito goes back to the front and gets his pancakes before coming back and eating them in front of tsukasa. Well I’ll admit, you make some great pancakes! Thanks tsukasa.

”yuourrr well… come..” akito then leaves a 50 dollar tip on tsukasa’s bloated belly. Haha.. looks like I really did knock you up.

 

akito left tsukasa tied up with weak legs in the break room Half naked. Fuck aftercare.

 

 

Notes:

I hate breakfast foods except for pancakes.
THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO ITS PROBABLY DOGSHIT also I’m making a continuation whenever I feel like it even though nobody probably wants one!