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Hungama TV

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JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥💯
Hi Danny 😊👋

Ludo
Chakka

Charlie
You literally have a boyfriend Lando

Ludo
Haan but me esa ni hu

Osco
Oh hi Lando

Ludo
Hii babyyyy 😍 😍 😍

Charlie
Chakka

 

Or: the desi F1 groupchat you have all been waiting for

Notes:

Refer to the last part of the series for context and enjoyyy <3

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Chapter Text

Lando Norris created a group chat.

 

Lando Norris changed the group's name to ‘Hungama TV’.

 

Lando Norris added Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, Oscar Piastri, Lewis Hamilton, George Russell, Logan Sargeant, Alex Albon, Daniel Ricciardo, Yuki Tsunoda, Lance Stroll, Esteban Ocon, Pierre Gasly and Sebastian Vettel.

 

Lando Norris changed Max Verstappen to JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥

Lando Norris changed Charles Leclerc to Charlie

Lando Norris changed Carlos Sainz to Mirchi

Lando Norris changed Oscar Piastri to Osco

Lando Norris changed Lewis Hamilton to Doctor saab

Lando Norris changed George Russell to Gora Pakoda

Lando Norris changed Logan Sargeant to Angrej

Lando Norris changed Alex Albon to Dhokla

Lando Norris changed Daniel Ricciardo to Paaji

Lando Norris changed Yuki Tsunoda to Momo Wale Bhaiya

Lando Norris changed Lance Stroll to Papa Ki Pari

Lando Norris changed Esteban Ocon to Roshogulla

Lando Norris changed Pierre Gasly to Ami Je Tomar

Lando Norris changed Sebastian Vettel to Chacha

Lando Norris changed Lando Norris to Ludo

 

JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥💯

Bhenchod koi kaam dhaam nahi hai kya tujhe

 

Chacha

Ab kya khurafat kar raha hai Lando 

 

Gora Pakoda

Uff ab ye kya pagalpanti hai

 

Ludo

George Russell is the type of guy to say “uff ab ye kya pagalpanti hai”

 

Dhokla

Mera thepla geela ho gaya 😢 

 

Angrej

Theple to geele hi hote hai na

 

Dhokla (replying to Angrej)

Aaj apne bartan khud hi dho liyo

 

Angrej

MAJAAK BHAI MAJAAK

 

JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥💯

Iss chutiyape ke liye banaya tha groupchat?

 

Paaji

Arey wah ye kya hai

 

JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥💯

Hi Danny Paaji 😊👋 

 

Ludo

Chakka

 

Charlie

You literally have a boyfriend Lando 

 

Ludo

Haan but me esa ni hu

 

Osco

Oh hi Lando 

 

Ludo

Hii babyyyy 😍 😍 😍 

 

Charlie

Chakka

 

Osco (replying to Ludo)

Change my name please?

Mujhe ye wala nahi pasand 

 

Ludo

Anything for you muddhu kanda

 

Lando Norris changed Osco to Kanda

 

Momo Wale Bhaiya

Lmao Kanda 🧅 

 

Momo Wale Bhaiya

Wait

 

Momo Wale Bhaiya

R*ndwe naam change kar mera

 

Ludo

🖕

 

Paaji

Koi Ludo khelega?

 

Kanda

Mai to roz khelta hu

 

Ludo

Osc!!!!!

 

JATT DON'T CARE 💪🔥💯

Ulti ho rahi hai mujhe 

 

Kanda (replying to Ludo)

What? Ludo ka hi to puch raha hai

 

Momo Wale Bhaiya

💀 

 

Dhokla

Logan bathroom me mat jana mujhe geele theple khake ulti ho gayi

 

Angrej

EW

 

Gora Pakoda

EW

 

Ludo

EW

Bhai ye baat private pe bhi bol sakta tha

 

Dhokla

Oh

Thik

 

Charlie

Guys it's so cold in Mumbai 🥶 🥶 🥶 

 

Mirchi

1 ghante se mujhse chipak kar betha hai mujhe garmi hone lag gayi hai ab

 

Chacha

Awww

Kitne cute ho tum dono

Ruko mai Lewis ko bulata hu

 

Ludo

Chacha ke pas Lewis ke number kaise aaye

 

Chacha

Mere pas tere chacha ke bhi number hai mujhe underestimate mat kar

 

Ludo

HUH

 

Doctor Saab

Oh hi guys

 

Gora Pakoda

Hi Lewis!!;;

 

Kanda

Hi Lewis

 

Ludo

Hi Lewus

 

Doctor Saab 

Kitne young ho tum sab

Mujhe kyu add Kiya

 

Ludo

Kyuki aap hame roj cute cute doggies ki photos bhejoge

Right?

 

Doctor Saab 

Of course 

Aaj ke patients

[Sent 7 image attachments]

message liked by 9 people

 

And Roscoe 

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message liked by 9 people

 

Dhokla

Awwwwwww

 

Ludo

Bhai wo pomegranate kitta cute lagra hai

 

Gora Pakoda

Pomeranian*

 

Kanda

Pomeranian*

 

Ludo

Not you too Osc 🥺

Acha sila diya mere pyaar ka

 

Kanda

Kitna drama karta hai 

Literally meri godi me baitha hai abhi

 

Ludo

Mkc

 

Kanda

Ab uth kar bedroom me chala gaya

5 minute me aa jayega wapas

 

Ludo

Gnad mara

I htae u

 

Doctor Saab

Cute

Kabhi mai bhi esa hua karta tha

 

Angrej

Hmm?

 

Gora Pakoda

Matlab?

 

Paaji

Oh you mean…

 

Chacha (replying to Paaji)

Danny chup kar

Ro dega wo abhi

 

Paaji

Mai to bas bol raha hu

Wo tujhse itna bhi door nahi jitna tu samajh raha hai

 

Chacha

Bhagwan ke liye Daniel Chup kar ja

 

Doctor Saab

Wait what

Wait

Daniel

Daniel what do you mean

Dnaiel I know you're reading this

Reply 

Daniel

 

Doctor Saab went offline

 

Ludo

Uhmm

So

Ye kya tha

 

Chacha

Lando chup kar please 

 

Ludo

Ok

Koi mere sath badmi khelega?

Osc?

 

Kanda

Mujhe neend aa rahi hai

George ko le ja

 

Ludo

Suhagrat pe bhi George ko hi le jaunga 🙄

 

Kanda

Imagine hearing “hey maa mataji” from your suhag when he comes

Your choice, mai to kya hi kahu 

 

Gora Pakoda

Mai yahi pe hu guys 😐

I hate this groupchat

 

Ludo

Badminton?

 

Gora Pakoda

Aa raha hu neeche 5 minute mein