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3-A problem children
9:47 pm
(e)tgirl
hey iida
iida
iiiiiiiiiiiiiida
@father 🟦 HEY PREZ
father 🟦
my apologies, ashido! I did not realize my phone was on silent. is something the matter?
(e)tgirl
so
y'know how everyone was really distracted today
and sensei lectured us
and that whole thing with the flash games
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU)
I SAID I WAS SORRY
father 🟦
yes, we performed less than optimally today. I expected this. with the temporary change to online classes, it's only natural that we may get thrown off.
do you have any suggestions on how to prevent this in the future? I'd be glad to hear it.
(e)tgirl
well yk
I'm not super smart and I can't read minds buttttttt I think I know why we're doing worse
IT'S CAUSE WE MISS HAVING FUN TOGETHER
father 🟦
it's true that this week has been quite hectic. I do apologize that so many class activities have been canceled.
uwuraraka :> 🩷
SERIOUSLY
first movie night, then board games last sunday, and now we're not even allowed to go to each other's rooms anymore???
nyquil’s top customer
yeah I just got here and I barely got to see anyone before this whole mess
small might :3 💚
don't worry, everyone! my fever’s basically gone now, so we only have a few more days until we're allowed to go back to normal!
RED❗
I MISS YOU GUYS 💔💔💔
small might :3 💚
AAAAAA I MISS YOU TOO I'M SORRY :(((((
mother🪻
well, we can't let you break the rules that sensei established, especially because the teachers could get in a great deal of trouble if midoriya’s illness spreads. but I suppose we could play some sort of game in the server!
ashido, since you suggested it, would you like to pick the activity?
(e)tgirl
hold on let me dm you
(e)tgirl, mother🪻
10:02 pm
mother🪻
oh
oh goodness
iida will not approve
(e)tgirl
ugh of course he wouldn't 🙄🙄🙄
look, I'm just saying, if you guys say no, it's not actually gonna stop us
we'll just make another gc and play without you guys
mother🪻
I understand
you may do what you like, just not where me and iida, as class representatives, can be held responsible for it.
(e)tgirl
alright momo
thanks, and sorry if I seem snappy
mother🪻
wait
ashido
could you add me to that group?
(e)tgirl
. MOMO 😳😳😳
holy shit
YOU wanna play???
haha, u got some secrets i don't know about? ;3
but yeah I'll add you!!! mod privs and everything
NO SQUARES ALLOWED ❌❌❌
10:11 pm
(e)tgirl
ok y'all here's how this is gonna go
we got 13 people here, I'm assigning u each a number and putting it in our names
1- me, 2- tsu, 3- blasty, 4- tooru, 5- kyouka, 6- denki, 7- ei, 8- deku, 9- hanta, 10- hitoshi, 11- shouto, 12- ocha, 13- momo
nyquil’s top customer (10)
mina, did you
did you alphabetize our names??
I wasn't even sure if you knew the alphabet
(e)tgirl (1)
NOT fucking funny you're not a vibe bro
spiderman two (9)
I giggled. sorry
BLASTY 💥 (3)
why am I here.
(e)tgirl (1)
cause you won't tell sensei, and you find my stupidity charming enough that you'll participate. plus now that I've invited you leaving is losing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't make the rules. unless you suddenly wanna lose?
small might :3 💚 (8)
the craziest thing about that absolutely nonsensical line of logic is that I KNOW it's going to work on him
BLASTY 💥 (3)
.kill yourself
small might :3 💚 (8)
boringgg get a new line already kacchan
punk's not dead 🎧 (5)
so what exactly are we here to do? or are we just gonna watch these two bicker for the next two hours. I'm honestly perfectly fine with watching these two bicker for the next two hours it's incredibly entertaining
(e)tgirl (1)
well no. but I'm glad you asked!
so, I'm gonna link this word doc with 91 questions. I'll use a random number generator to pick a random one of us (1-13) and then a random question for that person to answer (1-91)!!!
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
this is quite the setup
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
what are the questions even about lol 😭😭😭 this isn't gonna be hero trivia right mido will just destroy us again
(e)tgirl (1)
no no no don't worry, it's not the kind of question that has a wrong answer
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
well that's ominous
(e)tgirl (1)
these are SEX questions about SEX stuff
I really like CAPITALIZING the word SEX
RED❗(7)
oh my god mina what are you doing
nyquil’s top customer (10)
I'm going to bed.
(e)tgirl (1)
OKAY FIRST ROUND !!!
BLASTY 💥 (3)
jesus fucking christ
(e)tgirl (1)
2 and 36. okay, tsuyu, uhhhhh
“do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?”
#1 bug eater (2)
is that even a real question? loud, obviously.
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
I can't imagine someone actually saying “yeah I like it when my partner cums dead silent”
like that might be the only thing I would ever kinkshame someone for
#1 bug eater (2)
does that make it my turn? I guess it doesn't really matter who goes since it's all random, but I'll do it anyway.
8, 41. so that's midoriya… “when was the first time you masturbated?”
small might :3 💚 (8)
okay
not to dodge the question, but like. do you guys even remember that stuff???
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (11)
WERE YOU THAT YOUNG
small might :3 💚 (8)
NO OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
I just like
I think I was 12 or something?? I didn't exactly mark the date on my calendar???
okay we're officially moving on I hate this
uhhhh
11, 80. hi todoroki!! oh jeez let's see
“what's your favorite sex position?”
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
hm
I'm mostly asexual so I don't tend to form opinions about these things
(e)tgirl (1)
aaaaaa todo I didn't know u were ace 😭😭😭 sorry
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
no it's fine. I did say “mostly”.
uh, I like sucking dick on my knees
does that count as a sex position?
spiderman two (9)
oh it absolutely does
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
shut up hanta 💀💀💀
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
6, 75.
denki: “have you ever sent sexual messages to a stranger’s social media?”
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
hmm no
but I did run an nsfw tumblr where I answered asks and stuff for a few months. I got bored tho
(e)tgirl (1)
bro what 💀💀💀 who just picks THAT up as a hobby and then drops it
you're talking about it like it was a cooking class you took for a few days or something 😭
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
den just does sidequests like that
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
you guys just don't appreciate my go-getter spirit and whimsical zest for life and it shows
9, 35. hey hanta, “when is the worst possible time to be horny?”
spiderman two (9)
oh easy
when your parents are angrily searching your room for your stash while you and your middle school boyfriend hide from them in the closet
mother🪻(13)
oh goodness
(e)tgirl (1)
😳😳😳 HANTA???
spiderman two (9)
ahhh good times. anyways
4, 23. hagakure! “have you ever sent someone a dirty picture/video?”
invisibitch (4)
oh yeah I'm always sending nudes to people. funnily enough it never really seems to work
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
💀💀💀
invisibitch (4)
but no though. obviously.
7, 81. I'm so sorry kiri
“do you like being called a slut or whore?”
RED❗(7)
I–
I mean no but oh my god I feel like I'm being accused of a crime
why does that question feel so pointed 💀💀💀
okokok
13, 74
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
ooooo it's momo's turn!!!
RED❗(7)
“are you able to reach orgasm through breast/nipple stimulation only?”
mother🪻(13)
to be quite frank, no.
RED❗(7)
aw, it's too bad. I know someone who would've had to say yes to that ;)
BLASTY 💥 (3)
I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT, ASSHOLE!!
(e)tgirl (1)
.
mother🪻(13)
oh my
small might :3 💚 (8)
KACCHAN???
BLASTY 💥 (3)
SHUT UPPPPPP I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IT YET
mother🪻(13)
3, 78
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
looks like we can fix that
mother🪻(13)
“is there a friend (who is not your romantic partner) who you would willingly have sex with?”
RED❗(7)
oh
ohoho
see I KNOW the answer to this one
so if you lie I can just tell them myself
BLASTY 💥 (3)
THAT WAS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE
#1 bug eater (2)
are you gonna answer?
BLASTY 💥 (3)
. Yes
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
… you gonna tell us who it is?
BLASTY 💥 (3)
fuck off and die
RED❗(7)
his name rhymes with “midoriya izuku”
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
? kirishima I'm not sure you know what a rhyme is.
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
I.
small might :3 💚 (8)
OH MY GOD??? KACCHAN?????
BLASTY 💥 (3)
CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
small might :3 💚 (8)
ABSOLUTELY NOT I AM HIGH ON COUGH SYRUP AND HALF AN EDIBLE I THOUGHT WAS A GUMMY VITAMIN PLAYING SOME WEIRD GAME ABOUT SEX QUESTIONS AT EIGHT PM ON A THURSDAY I HAVEN'T SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND IN ELEVEN DAYS AND THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER BE INSANE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT YOU ARE COMING TO MY ROOM AS SOON AS THIS STUPID QUARANTINE IS OVER NEXT WEEK.
spiderman two (9)
that is a whole married man ?
RED❗(7)
oh no don't worry we've discussed this. extensively.
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
same here, in absolutely PAINSTAKING detail might I add
spiderman two (9)
alright damn sorry I forgot I live with class freak at freaky academy my bad !!!
(e)tgirl (1)
GUYSSSSS CMON LET'S GET BACK TO THE GAMEEEEEE
BLASTY 💥 (3)
ugh. 5, 69. HEY EARS WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WATCHED PORN
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
jesus, so aggressive
uuuuhhhhhhhhh maybe like a few weeks ago? I'm gonna be completely honest I don't fucking remember
damn what a boring question
3, 14
oh I guess it's back to you now bakugou
“do you participate in oral sex, and if so, is it enjoyable to you?”
BLASTY 💥 (3)
I
invisibitch (4)
you…?
RED❗(7)
oh baby, do you want me to answer for you?
(e)tgirl (1)
KIRISHIMA EIJIROU THERE WILL BE NO FLIRTING IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SEX GAME
HOW DARE YOU /j
small might :3 💚 (8)
answer the fucking question kacchan
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
w hat
BLASTY 💥 (3)
yes I'm a gay man I like sucking dick okay??? obviously??? are you happy now??? fuck off
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
oh he's VERY happy with that information
spiderman two (9)
(holy shit when did this good christian sex game get so sexually charged)
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
by the way I'm loving how much of this game so far has been dedicated to torturing bakugou specifically. almost like even the random number generator has a vendetta against him. it's kind of beautiful actually
BLASTY 💥 (3)
shut the FUCK up
katy perry’s illegitimate son (11)
a single teardrop just fell from my eye. serendipitous
BLASTY 💥 (3)
ohhhhh I need to kill you so bad. this fucking quarantine I swear to god. thanks DEKU
13, 28 yaoyorozu you're a lesbian so this question is really fucking dumb
what's your favorite body part of the opposite sex
mother🪻(13)
well, I suppose I'd pick hair. does hair count as a body part? I've always thought the “boy” hairstyles looked very cool, even if I prefer long hair on myself.
12, 84. uraraka, “have you ever bought a sex toy? if so, which one was your first purchase? which one was your last?”
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
never BOUGHT one, they're way too expensive
the first sex toy I shoplifted actually
(e)tgirl (1)
😭😭😭???
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
yeah this cheap little bullet vibe from spencer’s
and then ashido also gave me a dildo at girl's night
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
WHAT 💀
invisibitch (4)
oh yeah we all got one of those
apparently one of her moms owns the company or something
RED❗(7)
oh btw tell auntie I miss her!
(e)tgirl (1)
will do :3
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
anywayssss
10, 57. … is shinsou even awake
nyquil’s top customer (10)
I'm the token insomniac and it's literally 8:30 pm. of course I'm not actually asleep
invisibitch (4)
he's a lurker
like meeeeeee
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
“if you could give yourself head, would you?”
nyquil’s top customer (10)
probably
idk
that sounds like it'd hurt your neck like a bitch
but I have no specific personal or ideological objections to sucking my own dick, if that's what's being asked here
#1 bug eater (2)
real
nyquil’s top customer (10)
oh yeah I have to do the thing
7, 26
okay uhhh kirishima “what is something that will never fail to make you horny?”
RED❗(7)
.
katsuki can I please tell them
BLASTY 💥 (3)
absolutely the fuck not
RED❗(7)
pleaseeee
wait what am I even saying lmao you can't stop me anyways
BLASTY 💥 (3)
eijirou I swear to fuck
RED❗(7)
so there's this 2-piece garter set he has that is absolutely fucking gorgeous
small might :3 💚 (8)
h
BLASTY 💥 (3)
oh my god I am literally going to KILL you
small might :3 💚 (8)
I
spiderman two (9)
that's like not even that bad though
honestly really tame compared to the type of shit I was expecting him to say
RED❗(7)
haha well, I don't have THAT much of a death wish ;)
small might :3 💚 (8)
wwhat color is it
punk’s not dead 🎧 (5)
are we all just gonna ignore midoriya dying rn
uwuraraka :> 🩷 (12)
he's fineeeee dw
RED❗(7)
it's purple <3
3, 9. aw look babe! I got you!!
“have you ever had sex in a public place?”
I love asking questions I already know the answer to lmao
BLASTY 💥 (3)
no
RED❗(7)
um
sweetheart
yes u have
BLASTY 💥 (3)
?
that does NOT count
jolteon (NOT PIKACHU) (6)
(what are they talking about 💀)
RED❗(7)
why wouldn't it 😭😭😭
BLASTY 💥 (3)
because that wasn't sex and it was only barely in public
RED❗(7)
katsuki darling love of my life I ate you out in a train bathroom!! I'm pretty sure that counts!!
(e)tgirl (1)
OH MY GOD ??????.
BLASTY 💥 (3)
I
YOU FUCKING
.
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