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Meetings are boring, dull, droning on and on and on.
God, he wants to leave. Wants to do something fun instead of sitting through another boring couple hours of Kokonoi rambling.
Fuck, listen to him, he sounds like that Hanma kid all of a sudden—
Wait, didn't that guy kill himself? Like, years ago?
Hah, loser. Idiot. Fuckin' pussy. Imagine being that useless and dumb.
Then again, he isn't the one stuck listening to Kokonoi talk about percentages with a hangover. Lucky dead bastard.
Stupid fucking hot chicks, making him drink that much last night.
It wasn't the girls, idiot.
Shit, fuck, of course it wasn't the girls. He overdid it all on his own.
His eyes hurt, they burn every time he blinks.
Did he sleep? Or did he only think he did 'cause everything is such a haze when he's that fucked on whatever weird shit Sanzu passes out like candy?
Oh, and of course the pink-bitch is as out-of-it as he is. Fuckin' loser. Useless. Moron.
If anyone should've killed himself it's Sanzu. The dumb fucking coke-head.
His blood's gotta be made of heroin at this point, right?
Yeah, heroin-blood idiot. Cuck. Bitch.
"Haitani-san, could you leash your dog already?"
Rindou blinks, eyes focusing on Kokonoi properly, snarl nipping at his lip.
Before he can bark back, prove he's a dog like that stupid pasty cuck said, Ran speaks up, obviously being the one actually addressed by Kokonoi.
"Scared? He doesn't bite, Koko-chan,"
"He does,"
And Ran laughs. Laughs at Kokonoi's fear. Because of course he does. He loves freaking people out. Loves using Rindou's more obvious and aggressive demeanour to taunt.
Hah, stupid Kokonoi. Should know better by now that Ran lets Rindou get away with almost anything. Dumb bitch. Halfwit. Loser.
Rindou sneers, smug, teeth clenched, radiating the aura of a rabid dog.
Shit, when did he get like this? Didn't he used to be coolheaded? Fucking Sanzu. Fucking Sanzu's drugs.
Fuck, shit. He's never taking anything from that useless wanna-be candyman ever again.
Well, no, maybe, actually—
His shit goes well with that expensive booze Ran likes.
Fuck. Okay, maybe he'll take it sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.
Wait, wait, what's going on again? Wasn't he angry at someone else? Who was it?
Ugh, and Kokonoi is talking again. Lame. Annoying. Boring. Can't he and Ran be let out already? He wants to go have fun.
Haha, wow, listen to him, he sounds like that Hanma kid—