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Peta needs a vacation @Hedgefrog27
Yo some random guy is beating the crap out of the joker in the middle of the street
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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates
Joker is getting beaten up in Gotham Mall. Bro is not winning.
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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates
Update: BRUCE WAYNE?!?
Nora @clownkicker3000
you're joking
Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates
I think I'm having a visual hallucination tbh
Libbylove @lvBananana
OMG BRUCIE GET HIS ASS??
[The camera shows a wide angle view of a public square. To the left, just off camera is a large ornate water fountain. The backdrop is a row of fancy storefronts, but it’s out of focus, as a few dozen people stand surrounding the focus of the camera, forming a circle. Some have phones out, and most are loudly cheering.
In the centre, the camera focuses on a guy in a suit beating up a clown.
The camera zooms, throwing Bruce Wayne’s features into focus as he performs a picture-perfect judo throw on the Joker, slamming him into the ground. He steps back, as if satisfied, only to begin to kick the clown again while he’s down, repeatedly.
The camera shakes with the force of the operator’s cheering.]
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Korra my love @Lastchairbender
Is this really the same guy who refused to get bodyguards bc they didn't go with his tie
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Welcome to the gregniverse @gregmail
Pretty sure there's another reason he didn't need those bodyguards
Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates
Brucie Wayne is beating up the Joker in Gotham Mall. There’s an ambulance involved and it’s not for him.
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Panda @Pxuniow
Best day of his life
Sunny is living her best life @Sabretoothsloth
He’s living the dream of every Gothamite rn
Daisy Grace @daisymoon
Why Bruce Wayne is the only billionaire ever, a thread:
[1/32]
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Kathyrinaaaaa @Its_katy
Im pretty sure Wayne slept with an entire Russian ballerina troupe a few years ago
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Step on me plz Ivy @Berdsofpray
No way he did not
Kathyrinaaaaa @Its_katy
Bro google it, they did like an entire newspaper spread on it
august @ batfan031
The best part of this was when Brucie said "IT’S BRUCIN’ TIME" and brucied all over that guy
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Libbylove @lvBananana
it's Brucin’ time im dying
not steve lol @ steve_on_earth
If I got beaten up by Bruce Wayne I'd go straight back to Arkham, he's never getting his street cred back
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Panda @Pxuniow
Joker's gonna get bullied so hard in the arkham cafeteria lmao
Mystical Melody Art @Mysticalmelodyart
He obliterated the joker so hard they're drawing fanart of him on tumblr lol
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The superior Joe @Joeberaj
I'd like to see lex luthor deck braniac now please
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Nina @Xinigo_montoyax
I wanna see Oliver Queen punch Count Vertigo
Mia SAW ROBIN @spookymia
ha our local billionaire is better than your local billionaire, metropolis could never
Elaina is here @Dior_baby
LMAO HE’S ON THE NEWS
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Bonnny @Bonbonarella
WHAT
kik @Polkageist
"Ive never been a hateful man" bro just lied with his full brussy out man I respect it
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Keith :3 @Lethalhorizon
Didn’t this guy grievously injure himself playing badminton recently
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Alan @Negative_nine
Red Hood could never
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Thalia :D @Robininsms
He totally could
Sunny is living her best life @Sabretoothsloth
Get ur filthy tweets away from my baby
The only gamer ever @JoeGames
Tf u mean u were left unsupervised
Mf u are the supervisor you have like ten kids @BruceWayne
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Step on me plz Ivy @Berdsofpray
Richie Grayson has the the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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meirin @galofgotham
‘In my defence I was left unsupervised,’ - Bruce wayne, a grown-ass man
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Christyn Taylor @ChrisTaylor
Lex Luthor could never.
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Bonnny @Bonbonarella
Superman says he’s trying :( one day maybe
Christyn Taylor @ChrisTaylor
Absolutely not, check out the Daily Planet’s articles on him, Top 20 Times Lex Luthor Was A Little Bitch (by Clark Kent) is a great read
Max @techronto_max
When we eventually rise up to eat the rich, I’d hesitate for him.
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Nora @clownkicker3000
After physically assaulting the joker, brucie returns to verbally assault him not even three hours later.
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Nora @clownkicker3000
God I love this man
Matteo (invincible era) @param0r0n
Brucie really beat up the joker and went to bed lmaooo #onlyingotham
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Kira <3 @akirazura
Brucie enjoying a margerita rn
kik @Polkageist
i'm crying he's really verbally eviscerating that man on live tv
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kik @Polkageist
Literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type shit
Lise @Aphrodiction32
Bruce Wayne the kind of guy to stare at the joker menacingly from across the street then disappear when a bus drives by
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AARON @NebulaNobody
Imagine trying to kidnap some four year old and instead you get your ass beat by Gotham's resident himbo
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Kira <3 @akirazura
Turns out that guy who had a threesome in a chocolate fountain has more moves than we thought
Tommy is broke @Ponzischemer
Bruce you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you
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Andy @Andry1997
I fear that if left unchecked, brucie may start beating up gotham rogues every forty eight hours.
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Kacia |VIOLENCE @scarecrowvaporizer
There’s already a change dot org petition for him to beat up scarecrow next lmao
Neph @catarangs
Move over Batman. We have Brucie wayne now, who is arguably a better version of u
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Mocha on PC @_mochelly_
How are they even similar
Neph @catarangs
A metric shitton of kids, lots of money, peak meme potential
Mocha on PC @_mochelly_
Then how is brucie better?
Neph @catarangs
Batman became emo and Brucie became iconic
Mocha on PC @_mochelly_
So they both decided to Slay but Brucie took it figuratively while Batman took it (sorta) literally?
Neph @catarangs
Exactly.
Sean | New single out now! @SeanTheJazzman
That guy once pantsed Lex Luthor at a gala, not rlly surprised he’s going viral for some other unhinged shit
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REGINA @gorgonglamorous
OP when did this happen???
Sean | New single out now! @SeanTheJazzman
A few years back I think, the Daily Planet did a hilarious article on it
Ashley Patel @Ashpatel
*Watches the local bajillionaire beat up a clown*
Me: Look at him. My scrunkly. I would die for him
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Raito @RAI09
You know it's gone global when the yaoi artists you follow are tweeting abt it in japaese
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Vlad (sun cult priestess) @noodlespagoodle
Just saw a furry pfp talking abt it, its breached containment
Raito @RAI09
sorry to break it to you but gotham is literally the mecca for goths and furries just look at the local hero lmao
yes, That nyx @nyxisglowinx
I wish oliver queen was as iconic as bruce wayne
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JCZ761 (bob) @JCZ761
Maybe you should move to gotham then
yes, That nyx @nyxisglowinx
No its a shithole
JCZ761 (bob) @JCZ761
Hey that’s offensive, it’s our shithole
Taytay @couchpotayto
BRO IM IN THE GOTHAM GENERAL HOSPITAL RN AND GUESS WHO THEY JUST WHEELED IN
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Taytay @couchpotayto
He has like a whole guard but do you think they’ll turn a blind eye if I stab him a little
Charlie | Link in bio!! @Yeltsa_Kcir
NO WAY
Nora @clownkicker3000
Who else is down for a little bit of lighthearted murder
Jojo @AdmiralCrackbar
This year's bingo card did not have gotham’s resident himbo billionaire beating up a rogue but I am so here for it
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Makima best girl @Knaifuwaifu
Alright Joker’s confirmed in the Gotham ICU rn, so it’s BYOB lads (bring your own blades)
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Peta needs a vacation @Hedgefrog27
I have a gun.
Korra my love @Lastchairbender
Excellent news
Thalia :D @Robininsms
Do you happen to have a spare
McKenna @SJWowo
But what if the joker dies?? Like he’s in the ICU, then what. Laughing at someones death is not cool guys
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Meme master @jugemu_jugemu
L + ratio + GOOD RIDDANCE
Simpson @taxMcdodger
Literally nobody cares
Liz | Final Girl @SHARKNADOOO
Sorry to break it to you but if he dies today will be a national holiday
Markus @markistired
What do y’all think brucie’s doing right now
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Bev!!! @theGothamZone
Reaching inner peace
Markus @markistired
Idk im leaning into tax fraud personally
Clouddd @occulodumbass
???
Markus @markistired
Bro everyone knows he funds Batman, it’s like gotham lore.
Clouddd @occulodumbass
Really? I thought they were like, idk, dating or some shit
Markus @markistired
@occulodumbass I think you’re onto something huge
Robin @RobinDBanks
If Brucie Wayne can beat up the joker, then I probably could too tbh
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Nora @clownkicker3000
It’s not a could, i’m straight up GOING TO
Robin @RobinDBanks
Update: he’s (unfortunately) already been moved to arkham D:
Daisy Grace @daisymoon
Guys unfortunately I think the joker’s gonna live
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Bev!!! @theGothamZone
Dang
Nora @clownkicker3000
Can’t have shit in gotham