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"What is that incessant humming? Can't a bloke get some peace and quiet in this dungeon?" Spike groused.
"It's my basement. I'll hum if I want to," Xander replied defensively.
"Wait, I know that. Or rather, I would if you were even remotely on key. It's the signature tune from Dawson's Creek." Spike's eyes narrowed. "You don't watch it, do you?"
Xander scoffed. "No. Do you?"
Spike sniffed disdainfully. "A bunch of hyper-literate, self-absorbed teens journeying toward adulthood? Like I'd watch that rot!"
Silence.
"Think Dawson and Joey will ever get back together?" Xander asked.
"No way! I mean, who?"