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Spacecase has changed Ghoul Gang Cool Gang to teh case of the gastly ghostys
8:17 am
Hardcase: okay, who picked my name.
Hardcase: I just wanna talk.
Hardcase: * fenton-mace emoji *
Cassette: not me!
Cassette: gotta be danny.
Spacecase: * innocent emoji *
Headcase: Danny you know ‘headcase’ is a derogatory term. Do we need to have a discussion about derogatory and stereotyping language again?
Headcase has changed their name to Braincase
Braincase: Much better.
Spacecase: lol ur riht jazz muhc bette
Braincase: Danny what is wrong with your spelling?
Spacecase: tping 1 hnded
Spacecase replied to Headcase: no i rembr, judt forgot it wus bad
Spacecase: oh noice, tim wud fit rihgt in
Spacecase: briefcase lmao
Several people are typing…
Hardcase: Danny.
Cassette: * gif: blinking um excuse me *
Braincase: Danny? Who’s Tim?
Spacecase: …
Spacecase is typing…
Cassette: o shit
Spacecase: okay so its real hot outsid rn and i saw this dude who lity lookd like he ws gnna keel over frm teh heat
Hardcase: Danny. Danny you didn’t.
Spacecase: so whn i touched him i gve him a blast of cold jus tto help him outta lil bit
Cassette: as one does.
Spacecase: nad hte dude no lie snags my hand so fst and tells me hell pay me ifn i come sit wif him
Spacecase: so of curse i say ye
Hardcase: I’m still on “when i touched him”, like it was a given you were gonna touch the guy at all.
Braincase: Do we have to teach you about Stranger Danger again, Danny?
Spacecase : lissen he was extrmly hot evn whle drippng wit sweat
Spacecase: ya boy gotta eat
Cassette: * gif: wendy internally screaming empty *
Hardcase: please never refer to yourself as “ya boy” again.
Spacecase: srsly tho this guy ws liek fire lvls of hot * fire emoji fire emoji *
Spacecase: adn his shit was almost seethrough
Spacecase: shirt
Spacecase: if id stolen his suit jacket hed ve bin arrested for indecncy
Spacecase: unf
Spacecase: ill helk him dodge the law dw
Hardcase: fucking hell Danny.
Cassette: * wheeze emoji *
Cassette: helk
Cassette: only u danny
Spacecase: an now u kno tim
Spacecase: he also dropped ten gs sos im hoding his handd an followng him to his next meetin lolz
Braincase: DANNY JASMINE NIGHTINGALE!
Braincase is typing…
Braincase and Hardcase are typing…
Several people are typing…
1:10 pm
Spacecase: so i mightve been drooling ovr mt future boss
Spacecase: thi sis wut we call a whoopsie
Several people are typing…
2:07 pm
Crankcase: That’s the last time i take a mid-morning nap istgz