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Today was Aomine and Wakamatsu's second day of going undercover at Seirin University.
A new drug called 'moonlight' was quickly spreading, and it started to take over the whole university. It's found in those sweet diet biscuits called exactly the same. The mastermind was mixing the drug in the disguise of yummy, adorable biscuits, and dealers were selling it around the whole university discreetly. Aomine discovered this fact after accidentally binge-eating four packets of it. It was a really difficult experience for both Aomine and Wakamatsu.
He asked the student who gave him the biscuits, but the said student just directed him to another student who directed him to a store that said it was sold by a student from Seirin whom the store owner couldn't recognize at all because he was wearing a cap and a mask. It was a shitshow, really. It was a crazy motherfucking cycle.
So far, two people have already died because of an overdose: Nakamura Souta and Takumi Ichigo.
This case was highly sensitive and confidential since it involved students, and some of them were still underage. Aomine thought he would finally take his long-awaited break, but then this happened. He was one of the best in the field, and their chief, Hyuuga, insisted he handle the case.
So with their fake IDs and silly backstories, Watanabe Kaito and Misaki went to Seirin as brothers. What a fucking joke, they look nothing alike.
They were doing their investigations separately, with Wakamatsu attending a year higher than Aomine to further broaden their reach and make things more efficient.
He couldn't believe he was back at school, even if it was for a mission. They had to play the roles well to avoid blowing up their disguise, and Aomine hated studying especially if it was not related to his career. He was attending one of his classes, and he was bored to wits when a certain redhead caught his attention.
He was just trying to dig up some valuable information from him, just like he did with the others, since the redhead seemed really popular on campus and was friends with Takumi Ichigo.
And he was damn right, because why the hell wouldn't he be? He was a fucking genius with psychoanalytical investigations. The redhead, Kagami Taiga, indeed knew a lot of things. He had his own suspicions about this moonlight thing going on, and he gave Aomine tips to look into. He seemed easygoing but cautious at the same time. What an interesting teen, really. For some unknown reasons, Aomine felt like he was someone familiar, even though he couldn't put his mind to where he had possibly seen him before.
Kagami even started to suspect and accuse Aomine of being a narcotic as a joke, but of course Aomine successfully flirted back as he told him he could get addicted to Kagami alone, which made the redhead a blushing mess. Man, he was actually adorable.
***
The day came to an end, and Aomine was walking Kagami back to his dorm room as they continued to tease each other. He was glad that aside from learning a few more vital things to push the case forward, he got to spend time with a hot student.
"So, that was fun," Kagami said when they arrived at his door.
"Yeah?" Aomine agreed with a smirk.
"Despite your strange behavior, you’re actually cool."
"What the fuck? I’m wounded." Aomine chuckled darkly. "The feeling’s mutual, baka."
Kagami grinned, not even the least offended when he was called an idiot, as he felt the endearment in the voice of the other guy. He looked at his watch, then he looked back at Aomine and said, "Hm, it's still pretty early..." as he unlocked the door.
He opened the door wider and turned at Aomine. "Uhm, Kaito... -san. If you have nothing else to do, we can watch a movie... or something." He said it with an inviting, flirty smile and those hopeful puppy eyes, and Aomine felt like he was being hypnotized. He was a weak, weak man for that gorgeous face.
Aomine looked down and cursed under his breath. He knew exactly how this 'watching a movie' would lead. He had been in a ton of situations like this, just in a different scenario.
He had two options at this point. He could remain professional and refuse the offer; after all, he’s still undercover, or he could accept the offer and spice up this investigation, even just for a bit more.
He really should choose the first option, damn it, but who the fuck was he to refuse something like this? Also, Kagami was way too hot to deny. He’s definitely his type.
Fuck it, Aomine thought, and he met Kagami's eyes with a sexy smirk as he nodded. "I would love to."
***
Aomine opened his eyes slowly and started to rub his right eye. He yawned and eyed the sleeping figure next to him. Kagami was still sleeping peacefully, probably really tired from last night's events. He cocked his head to both sides to relax his muscles and cursed lovingly. It’s been so long since he last slept comfortably. He loved slow mornings like this. He didn't normally cuddle or stay with his usual one-night stands, but he guessed Kagami's was a different case. He just had to explain a shit ton of things to him once this investigation had wrapped up.
His movements and silly murmurs woke Kagami up, as two hazel orbs opened and looked hazily at Aomine with an endearingly weak smile. Aomine could get used to this sight.
"How was it?" Aomine asked with a small smile while he was watching Kagami stretch. Looking at his physique under the sunlight, Kagami looked even hotter with his honey-glazed skin and toned body.
Kagami simply laughed. "The sex? Spending the night with you?"
Aomine wiggled his brows, and it caused Kagami to laugh again, the sound easily becoming one of Aomine’s favorites. "Good. Great. It was really amazing."
"Nice, I enjoyed it too." Aomine then nuzzled Kagami with a chuckle as the redhead chuckled with him. He wasn't really teddy bear-level cuddly, but Kagami was doing magic on him.
Their morning canoodles were suddenly disrupted by an annoyed voice. "This is why I don't fucking drink with strangers."
Both Aomine and Kagami looked at the raven-haired boy who was sitting on a chair across the bed, carefully watching and scrutinizing them with a blank face—Kagami's best friend and roommate, Himuro Tatsuya.
Kagami quickly covered his half-naked form with the blanket, and both Aomine and Kagami got up on the bed. How could they not notice that another person was in the room with them? They just puzzled Aomine to no end. That was dangerous and a bit careless of him. But then again, sleeping with the redhead, who could possibly be one of the suspects, was a dangerous feat in itself.
Aomine spoke, "Uh, who the fuck are you?"
Himuro stared at them still with a blank face. "Oh. Someone who had to bear listening to you guys moaning, thrusting, and humping all night long. Are you guys in a rut?"
Kagami smiled nervously as he scratched the back of his head. "Fucking hell. I thought you’d stay the night at Murasakibara’s."
“Change of plans. Atsushi had something to do.”
Aomine shook his head and corrected, "By the way, we didn't drink."
A surprised expression mixed with disbelief morphed on Himuro's naturally blank face. So he had emotions, after all. "So you weren't even drunk when you decided to fuck? I didn't know you were that fucking desperate, Taiga."
Kagami just sighed and started to play with his nails. He opened his mouth to murmur an answer, but Himuro did before he could say anything.
"I thought I heard a bone pop out at one point."
Then he pointed at Aomine while still nagging at his roommate. At that point, Kagami just prayed that the ground would break and would just eat him whole. "I know you’re enjoying life, Taiga, YOLO right? But one night stands? Who are you?! You know what? It is all fun and games until you wake up next to a thirty year-old freshman who looks like a fucking molester."
Aomine raised his eyebrows in shock at the comment, his whole face completely showing he was taking offense at that statement he just heard. He had never blown up his undercover before. And he didn't look his age at all, excuse me Mr. Grumpy with emo hair. "What the fuck, dude? I’m only nineteen too!"
"Nineteen minutes late to your date at the park with your prospective victims?"
Aomine inhaled deeply, trying to control his anger; He’s better than this, and he’s the mature one. He looked at a worried Kagami and then at his savage and judgmental roommate, trying his best at just about 50% since it's the morning, to lighten up the awkward conversation. "I am NOT a molester. And I didn’t intend to make this a one night stand thingy. I really like to know Kagami better."
"I don’t buy it. You’re a huge walking red flag, even way redder than Taiga. I can smell toxic men like you even from a mile." Kagami watched Aomine worriedly. Aomine looked back and tried to smile even just a little after Kagami mouthed sorry at him. Himuro was just overprotective at times, but he thought he was going overboard with the things he was saying towards someone he barely knew.
“Tatsuya, enough!” Kagami finally shouted at his roommate.
Aomine took a deep breath, massaging his forehead for a while before lifting his head to look at Kagami as he spoke with a sarcastic tone, "Such a lovely roommate you have, Kagami."
Himuro rolled his eyes and looked at Aomine, never backing down. What a way to start a day, yeah. "Indeed. I am so fun at parties, thank you very much."
Kagami was glaring daggers at Himuro and Aomine started to blink his eyes in confusion, his eyes going to Himuro then to Kagami and Kagami to Himuro as the two friends continued with their staring contest.
But Himuro didn't seem to really care and just continued, "You are like, the loudest bitch in heat, Taiga. You weren't moaning; you were growling. It was like the sound of a hungry tiger getting annihilated by his alpha, or, or... like a fucking exorcism with the devil's advocate! Perhaps both even."
Kagami sighed for... he didn't even care to count, but it's a lot of sighs for just a few minutes. It was too early for any of Tatsuya's bullshit, really. "Yeah, fine. Call me Linda Blair, I don’t care. You’re being a psycho bitch right now, Tatsuya."
Himuro had worn his blank face again and tilted his head. "I was worried about you, Taiga. You barely know this guy, and I thought he was trying to eat you, like actually eat you like a cannibal. I thought you were being murdered, for Pete’s sake! I even texted Atsushi for backup, but the motherfucker wasn't returning my messages! Damn that huge purple man-child!"
Aomine coughed before he laughed grimly. This is getting out of hand; it’s just plain ridiculous at this point. He really didn't have any time to listen to Mr. Emo talking about his boyfriend, Barney. He was never a morning person to begin with. He was actually proud of himself for maintaining a somewhat calm demeanor at that moment. "Okay! We get it. It is such a pleasure talking to you, Mr. Roommate!"
With that, Himuro abruptly got up, knocking the chair down as he grabbed his backpack before leaving the room without saying another word. When he left, Kagami sighed and looked at Aomine with a sorry face.
Aomine just smiled and patted his shoulder. What an incredible morning. "Such a lovely roommate, like I said."
Kagami snorted and rolled his eyes. "Boyfriend bailed out on him, so he’s throwing a tantrum. He’s actually cool, Kaito. Also... the thing you said about getting to know me more..."
***
The following day, the whole team assigned to the case met in the headquarters, looking at the chart Aomine and Wakamatsu arranged after their first days of undercover investigation.
Since Aomine looked surprisingly good compared to his other cases, Hyuuga couldn't help but make a comment. He knew that Aomine was someone who always wore his heart on his sleeves; they could easily read him like an open book if he was being too hard on himself, and even though he could be a bit of an arrogant prick at times, he was really his best detective in the scene. He deserved to take it easy sometimes and still enjoy life while working.
"You actually look good today, Aomine. Something good happened besides the good leads?"
Aomine then had flashbacks of last night as he not so discreetly looked at Wakamatsu. Both men started to laugh as the rest of the team just stared at them, completely baffled at what was happening between them.
Wakamatsu patted Aomine’s back before staring at Hyuuga and winking, "My man here slept really well, Chief. For the first time in forty years."
Aomine pushed Wakamatsu's hand as he continued laughing. He had been with the team for years now. Working day and night with different cases, silly or complicated, they'd been like a family to him, to the point that they would also fight over petty stuff some times. They also learned to share some things with each other. Since Aomine was completely over the moon that day, he was going at it in full blast. He put the pencil down and started speaking: "Someone finally got laid again last night."
"Aomine?!" Hyuuga gasped and smirked, not believing his ears at all.
The rest of the team reacted the same: eyes wide, murmuring things, and smiling at Aomine with surprised faces. Everyone knew he didn’t usually mix play with work; this was utterly surprising. They’d been drowning in huge cases these past few months, which agitated the blunette a lot. This certain one was probably too hot to decline.
Aomine made a fist and slammed it in his other palm. "Missionary, doggy, 69, spooning, you fucking name it man, we did everything!" He paused and tried to dramatically explain the position with hand gestures. "But maaan, doing missionary with him? Heavenly. It was paradise. When I was on top of him as I pushed him on his back, our bodies just, poof! Perfect together! You should have heard his moans. He’s a fucking screamer, I love it! It was like angels were singing as the gates of heaven opened."
Kiyoshi and Susa couldn't help but bark laughter at Aomine’s descriptive storytelling; he must have had a really amazing time to be this excited. They had never seen him this enthusiastic before. Hyuuga just watched Aomine explain his rather interesting fornication with a curious and proud expression. Oh it's good to be young again.
Kiyoshi and Susa went to Aomine and patted his back. "Congrats, dude. Welcome back from the dead."
Aomine nodded and continued, he didn't almost want to stop. "He is hot, sexy, handsome, funny, and just... fucking hell. He’s the best!"
"Looks like this is different from your usual hookup, bro." Kiyoshi teased him.
Hyuuga heartily laughed with them, seeing the detective this excited and overjoyed was refreshing. He raised his hand enthusiastically and said, "Come here, son!"
Aomine laughed and high-fived his chief. "You guys did a great job at going undercover, we’re finally onto something. AND, your drought days are finally over. Great job, Aomine." Hyuuga said and patted Aomine’s back also.
***
It was the fourth day of the undercover, and Aomine was walking around the campus looking for Wakamatsu. He had found another lead, and this one's even bigger.
He stopped when he spotted Kagami talking to a woman. Wakamatsu and the case could wait for a bit. "Kagami!" he called as he approached the redhead.
Kagami quickly turned around and smiled when he saw Aomine. "Oh! If it isn’t, Kaito," he said, gesturing to the woman he was talking to, "This is my mom, Riko."
Riko smiled politely and held out her hand to Aomine. "Hello, dear."
Aomine quickly shook her hand, returning the smile as he did. "I am Kaito, Riko-san. It’s really nice to meet you." Once again, it felt a little weird that Riko felt all too familiar to Aomine but completely brushed off the idea.
Then he looked at Kagami and whispered curiously, "Why is your mother here?"
"Oh, it’s family day!"
"Huh?"
Kagami nodded with a smile. "You forgot? That's okay. Why don't you just join us?"
He then looked at the door of the dining hall, trying to find someone. "Dad’s actually here too. Somewhere there."
"Oh... I see." Aomine quietly uttered as he watched Kagami search for his dad with his eyes.
Finally, a man came out of the dining hall as a familiar voice could be heard shouting, "Taiga, hurry up! I got us a table!"
"Dad!" Kagami shouted back and beckoned the man.
When Aomine heard that oddly familiar voice and turned his face to confirm if it was indeed him, his whole world shattered, and he could hear the cries of the little devils peeking out of the ground. His eyes widened in terror, and he felt like he'd have a heart attack any minute now. He knew it was risky to make the first choice. He had heard the alarms loudly ringing but completely ignored all the warnings. No wonder they're familiar to him.
Hyuuga stopped walking as soon as he saw Aomine’s pale face. They were both standing awkwardly in the middle of the walkway and just staring at each other, Hyuuga with a blank, questioning face and Aomine with eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
Aomine’s mind went completely blank. He just stared back at Hyuuga with shock and fear in his eyes. He had always been a risk-taker, but damn. What the fuck was the chief doing, calling his baby, son?!
After a while, Hyuuga continued walking slowly. He sharply pointed at Aomine and looked at Kagami.
"Do you know this person?" Hyuuga said with venom in his voice, as if he hadn’t called Aomine, son, just a few days ago.
Kagami gave his father a bright smile, and fuck, is his son blushing? Hyuuga had never been this mortified. He didn't like where it was going at all, not a bit. "Oh. Uhm... Dad, this is Kaito. We’re dating."
"What in the-" Hyuuga couldn’t believe what he heard while glaring at Aomine as he cursed under his breath. The nerve of this bastard.
Aomine didn't know what to say; he couldn’t find the right words to somehow make this situation better. He tried to open his mouth to say something, but it all came out as gibberish. He looked like a total idiot. He felt like any word that would come out of his mouth would just make things worse for him and Taiga.
Hyuuga took one more step closer and gritted his teeth as he spoke in heavy breathing, breaking the silence. "How are your classes going? Kaito-KUN."
"I was..." Aomine paused and gulped hard. He was sweating so badly, even though it’s not even that hot. "I-I was j-just... ahm... uh... they're great... yeah... haha... uh..."
Riko grabbed her son's arm cheerfully as she quickly grasped what was going on. She was a sharp lady, and Taiga needed support right now since her son could be an oblivious angel. With the growing tension between the two men, she needed to somehow do some damage control. After all, they're a family of hotheads. Poor Kaito didn't know what he got himself into. "Dear, don’t scare the poor boy. Why don't we all sit first and then talk?"
Kagami stared questioningly at Aomine and his father and their odd behavior. Obviously, something was up but he wasn't sure what. "Yeah, that would be great."
***
Aomine was really going to have a heart attack any minute now, for real. His chest was tightening. He had a hard time breathing. He was feeling light-headed, for fuck's sake. He was sitting on his chair and trying his best to ignore Hyuuga's murderous glares. But it was really impossible; he could feel them even if he closed his eyes.
The look on Hyuuga's face was a mix of disgust, disbelief, shock, and 'I will kill you how dare you take advantage of my sweet innocent son and you’re an officer of the law you motherfucker.’
Aomine decided to focus on his plate as if it were the most fascinating thing he had ever seen in his entire life. Actually, he could use it as a shield if Hyuuga threw something on him, like the knife he was gripping so tightly.
He had no idea what to do now. He didn’t expect any of this to happen. They didn’t look alike at all! Where did Taiga get his red hair from?! His parents were both brunettes! But then again, people at this university actually bought the idea that Wakamatsu was his brother. So there’s that.
It had been a few minutes when Aomine lifted his head with hopes that Hyuuga's glares were gone, at least for a bit, but the moment he met his eyes, he was proven wrong. They looked more murderous than ever. Okay, back to the most interesting plate in the world.
Hyuuga was doing nothing but throwing death stares at Aomine, slowly killing him with his eyes, possibly plotting his whole murder.
Aomine was getting more nervous with each passing second. He was just focusing on his plate, as he sneaked glances at Hyuuga every now and then and then back on his plate.
It was crazy, Kagami thought. They weren't being subtle. Why his father showed a great deal of distaste for Kaito was something he couldn't understand at all. Actually, the silence and the tension in the air were making everyone uneasy, even Riko. Kagami had no idea what the fuck was going on, but not his mom; Riko remained calm and silent. He knew Kaito, or rather, Aomine Daiki, now. She had seen him once in his husband's office before. He had heard his husband boast and got frustrated all at once with the said man because of his arrogance but exemplary skills.
All the mother and son could do was watch the awkwardness before them.
"So, do you two know each other?" Riko finally spoke with a sweet tone to somehow lighten up the air and finally break the silence. She was the great actor in the family, you know.
Hyuuga didn't cut eye contact with Aomine, but his glares softened up as he shook his head. "No." And Hyuuga had always been a bad liar, as Kagami wasn't believing any of it. He obviously knew Kaito, but how? Why was his father lying? He still didn't fucking know!
Aomine felt a cold sweat drop from his temple. "Nice weather, right?" his poor attempt at changing the topic.
They all waited for Hyuuga to say more, but he just stayed silent as his face scrunched more.
Aomine looked around a bit and met Hyuuga's glares again. "Woah, it is crazy... All these students and parents... So m-many p-potential witnesses... "
Kagami knew his Kaito was completely uncomfortable, and honestly, he was someone who only had a little patience to spare. He was not having any of this bullshit anymore, but Riko decided there was enough tension at this table already. Riko looked at her son and softly smiled. "So, how did you two meet? I love hearing stories of first meet-ups."
"Yeah, how did you two meet?" Hyuuga curiously asked how his arrogant detective bagged his precious son.
Kagami took a sip of his water and started, "We met during psychology class. We’re seatmates. He talked to me first, asking me about some biscuits. It was weird at first. I mean, really? Bisuits? But Kaito’s cool and funny. After that, we hung out; he got me lunch, and at the end of the day, he dropped me off at the dorms, and I asked him to hang out some more."
"Aw, that’s so wholesome and sweet of you, Kaito-kun." Riko said and looked at her husband, "Isn't it, dear?"
Hyuuga jumped out of his chair with irritation. "Wholesome and sweet?! You hung out more?" He paused to calm himself down, and after some seconds, he sat down and looked at Kagami as he urged him to continue. He had to know everything. "Then what happened?"
Aomine felt another cold sweat drop down his forehead as he kept silent; he didn’t want to trigger his chief even more. Anything he'd say now would be garbage to him anyway.
Kagami turned his face to meet Aomine’s eyes. The shy smile he gave him was really adorable, but Aomine couldn’t even return it; he was just slowly dying inside. Someone save him, please? If he could only send mental messages to Taiga, “Your dad’s gonna kill me, baby. Take me out of here.”
"We just watched some movies and joked around."
Kagami reached for Aomine’s hand on the table and intertwined their fingers together. Riko looked at her son with soft eyes; he looked really happy. She had never seen him this happy and in love. It was a good look on him, and it made her happy. Hyuuga, though, was like a volcano just waiting to erupt. "Actually, we stayed up pretty late, just enjoying each other’s company... Didn't we, baby?"
Aomine momentarily forgot about his impending murder as he looked at Taiga lovingly staring at him with his beautiful smile. He was the most beautiful person he had laid eyes upon and- and he quickly pulled his hand away from his grasp as he felt intense stares being thrown at him from across the table.
Suddenly, the table swayed when Hyuuga slammed his knife on it rather strongly. Everyone jerked in fear and looked at him in shock.
"Hyuuga?!" Riko gasped in worry.
"Dad!" Kagami shouted and frowned; he felt really embarrassed. What is wrong with him? he thought.
Aomine on the other hand, just closed his eyes, taking deep breaths to calm his nerves. That’s it. His end was near. It had been the most memorable missionary position-
Hyuuga couldn't care less about what other people would say. His mind was too busy remembering the way Aomine oh so deliciously and descriptively told his amazing night in full details, all the positions, the moans, the screams, the fucking scratches for heavens sake, the way his friends patted his back and even congratulated him, the way he high-fived him, and he called this motherfucker, SON. Well, he’s the son of a bitch!
Every word was floating inside his head; he could hear Aomine’s voice, full of pride and arrogance. They were all coming down on him, being thrown at him like a shitton of bricks.
“Missionary, doggy, 69, spooning, you fucking name it man, we did everything! "
" But maaan, doing missionary with him? Heavenly. It was paradise.”
“ You should have heard his moans. He’s a fucking screamer, I love it!”
He listened to it all with a proud smile. He was genuinely happy for him. The more he thought about it, the more he wanted to kill Aomine and send him to heaven himself, since he wanted to go to paradise so badly!
He high-fived him.
He literally high-fived him for fucking his son!
Aomine told everyone how good he fucked his son, and he just chuckled along with the whole team.
He tried to calm himself as he sat back on his chair, frustrated at himself. It was unacceptable. Aomine was thirty, and his son was only nineteen! Sure, he was an adult, but he was still in uni and- damn it, Aomine what the fuck were you thinking?!
"Dad, what is wrong with you?! First, Tatsuya, and now, you?!"
Aomine put his hand on Kagami’s thigh under the table and softly grasped it to calm him as he whispered, "I-I think we should just let him be, Taiga."
"Someone! I have been asking for a glass of water three times now! Where is it?! Why can’t a damn Chief of Police get the respect he deserves?!" Hyuuga shouted in rage.
They were drawing everyone's attention to them in the hall as Kagami facepalmed at his father's unexpected outburst over such small things. Sure, his dad was overprotective and short-tempered at times, but he was over the edge that day.
Aomine wiped away his sweat and looked around for an attendant. "Give the man a damn glass of water! He is the chief; he has gone through a lot!"
Hyuuga got up from his chair aggressively, the action almost knocking the table down. He humped at Aomine before heading to the buffet table without saying a single word. He had to think of a better way to handle this situation. For the sake of his son and his sanity.
Riko turned to Aomine and bowed her head apologetically. "He is really stressed because of his job. I’m sure it’s nothing personal, dear. I can see that you’re a sweet boy, and you make Taiga happy."
Oh, ma'am, if you only knew how fucking personal this actually is. Aomine thought to himself as he awkwardly smile at her. “It’s nothing, Riko-san. I’m fine. I only have good intentions for Taiga.”
Then another loud thump caught the attention of everyone again—all the students and parents in the hall.
Hyuuga just casually kicked a flower pot on his way, the floor all covered in dirt. He was mad—mad, for real. He was shouting in pure anger as he went to kick the poor flower pots one after the other.
"A screamer?! A fucking screamer, huh?!"
Kagami was disappointed in his father. He had never seen him act this outrageously before. The case he was handling right now was probably the worst one yet. Hyuuga was attracting too much unwanted attention with his insane behavior, and he was supposedly someone who had to maintain law and order. He glared at his father as he got up from his chair, running out of the dining hall in anger and embarrassment. Did he really have to ruin this special day?!
Riko was concerned about his husband’s behavior as she ran to him and tried to stop him before someone could actually report him. He had always listened to her anyway. She knew Taiga was just really important to him, and he could be so overbearing sometimes.
Aomine chose to run after Kagami. He had to think of something to at least lessen Hyuuga’s wrath. For now, he had to avoid him at all costs.
***
As soon as Kagami stepped into his room, he yelled in anger. He knew Kaito was the first boy he introduced to them, and he knew he would be stricter than usual, but that was too much.
"UGH! I hate dad!"
Aomine closed the door behind him and went to hug Kagami. His phone was vibrating nonstop in his pocket, but he just ignored it and focused on Kagami.
"What the hell was that? He was sooo out of line. I know he had always been overprotective and controlling, but... he just completely lost it, my gosh! It's not like we're about to get married or something."
Aomine was just nodding at Kagami's every word as he rubbed his back. The lesser he spoke, the better. He had known that fact for a while now. "I know, baby... I think he’s just going through a lot..."
Kagami shook his head as he exploded in anger even more. "I just don't understand! What the fuck’s his problem with you?! I came out to them when I was fourteen, so there’s no way it’s because we’re both guys. Argh! Maybe because of the case, after all? It's just... you don't deserve that. It's humiliating."
The vibrations in Aomine’s pocket went on, and it was so distracting, so he pulled out his phone and checked the oncoming messages. Text after text after text.
"How are you, KAITO?"
"I'm going to KILL you, Kaito."
Aomine started sweating again as he gulped hard while reading the messages. He looked up at Kagami, who was as red as a fireball out of anger at his father. Aomine genuinely felt guilt, eating him slowly at the chaos he had caused.
"I mean, you are a great guy! They just have to get to know you better. Give you a chance. You’re sweet, nice, cool, handsome-" He stopped when he caught a glimpse of the messages on Aomine's phone, reading Chief Hyuuga on it.
"Why do you have my dad’s phone number?"
Aomine blinked and tried to play innocent. Damn, things were escalating for the worse. Hyuuga should probably kill him before Taiga could.
"I don't know... When my cat went missing?"
“Maybe?”
“Hehe...”
His shittiest lie yet. He didn’t even own a cat! Kagami crossed his arms as he remained silent and just accusingly stared at him. More messages continued to come as Aomine dug his own grave deeper and deeper.
"You are a dead man, Kaito ."
"We will meet again, Kaito ."
Aomine quickly turned off his phone as he hurriedly put it in his back pocket. “Ahm... B-Baby?”
Kagami sighed and pushed Aomine to sit on the bed, his anger turning into something flirty but dangerous. "Why don’t you just distract me, baby?"
Kagami slowly climbed on Aomine’s lap as he grabbed him by his collar, pulling him into a deep, searing kiss, which Aomine didn't return at all. Kagami was scaring him, really. He felt better when Taiga was mad before! Kagami began to unbutton his shirt as he kept kissing him, but Aomine gently pushed him away and grabbed both his wrists to stop him... which eventually slowed his death. Probably?
"Taiga, let's... maybe not do this right now? Actually, can we talk?"
There was no way he could distract Kagami while shit was happening. Damn, he couldn’t even distract himself. He could lose his job! He could be a cold, dead body any minute now, for all he knew.
Kagami raised an eyebrow. "Talk? About what?"
Aomine nodded silly and smiled. "Yeah! Yeah, let's just talk. I have a lot of things to tell you." Please don't kill me, baby. I like you so much. I need you in my life!
After a moment of silence, Kagami seemed convinced as he returned Aomine’s smile. "Okay..." he nodded. "Okay."
***
The dreaded morning came, and it was indeed one of the most remarkable meetings at the headquarters. Their undercover was going smoothly, and they got another good lead on the case. At least on Wakamatsu's side, Aomine's life has been anything but smooth lately.
"Chief, we have something really important to tell you-" Wakamatsu stopped talking when he noticed Hyuuga wasn't paying them any attention at all. Wakamatsu had sensed the heavy atmosphere the moment he stepped inside the room, but man, it was heavier than before. And was that a gun?!
"Uh... Chief?"
Hyuuga was leaning against his desk, his arms crossed and a gun in his hand, his eyes fixed on Aomine Daiki. Thanks to the asshole, he didn't get a wink of sleep.
Startled noises came out of the blunette beside him as Wakamatsu switched glances from Aomine to their chief.
"Is that a bulletproof vest?"
Before Aomine could say anything, Hyuuga spoke again: "So you do know what I plan to do to the likes of you today, hm?"
“A screamer, huh, Kaito?”
Aomine gulped hard as Wakamatsu remained oblivious to what happened between Aomine and their chief.
Wakamatsu had always been someone who couldn’t sometimes read the situation and just voiced out his opinion right then and there: "What is going on? Screamer? Isn’t that Aomine’s boy?"
Hyuuga felt his veins popping out as he reached for the picture frame on his desk, turning the frame to Wakamatsu and Aomine. "THIS is what’s going on."
It was a picture of a redhead smiling brightly at the camera. His face was so familiar, Wakamatsu could swear he had seen him before. He kept analyzing the picture, then he looked at Aomine, hoping he could get an answer from him, but Aomine remained silent as he avoided his eyes. Then he looked at the boy again, and then back at Aomine.
When it hit him, it hit him like a bullet train.
He slammed his hands on the desk, amusement written all over his face. His friend was a dead man. He clearly did not. But look, he actually did. Damn, he really did. "Oh shit! Shit! Holy shit!" He screamed and burst into laughter.
Wakamatsu's sudden reaction caught Susa and Kiyoshi’s curiosity. The two who were too busy with paper work since that morning.
Wakamatsu grabbed Aomine’s collar and started shaking him as he continued to laugh loudly with... were those tears in his eyes? Yep. It was both dreadful and hilarious at the same time.
Aomine wasn't reacting to anything; he was pretty sure his soul had left his body as it descended into the depths of the abyss. Wakamatsu was having a field day, though, this motherfucker.
"Aomine, you are good as dead, man. You son of a bitch. HAHAHA!”
Wakamatsu finally let go of Aomine as he went to Kiyoshi and Susa. "He fucked the chief's son! This idiot. Man, this is gold. Remember that boy he bragged about before? The screamer he fucked in different positions? He is Chief's son! Can you believe it?! Aomine, you’re a legend!"
Both Kiyoshi and Susa gasped at what they just heard. Please believe them when they say they fought the urge to laugh at their poor friend’s demise, but failed hard and fast as they burst into boisterous laughter as well.
Wakamatsu high-fived both of them; he couldn’t get over it as he pushed Aomine deeper into his grave. "Yo, I saw them walking on campus when we were undercover just a few days ago, there’s no way I could be wrong!"
Hyuuga and Aomine were just staring at each other in silence, while Wakamatsu was having one of the best days of his life.
Aomine needed to find better friends. If he ever survived that day, that is.
"Every word that fucking idiot says about my precious son..." Hyuuga spit while he still glared at Aomine and pointed at Wakamatsu.
Wakamatsu, bless his clueless heart, just unknowingly laughed with Susa and Kiyoshi.
"...is another bullet added to your perverted ass."
Aomine swallowed hard at the threat. If he ever survives, he’s going to kill Wakamatsu Kosuke first.
"Holy shit! I can’t believe he fucked Chief's son! Heavenly he says... Paradise? Singing angeeeels? Duuuude..."
How calm Hyuuga was at the moment scared the living crap out of Aomine even more. He wasn’t moving at all, he was just standing there with a damn gun in his hand, doing nothing but throwing daggers at Aomine while they waited for Wakamatsu to calm the fuck down.
But Wakamatsu was having the time of his life. No one could ever stop him. He went back to Aomine, wiping the tears from his eyes as he grabbed Aomine’s shoulder. "You," he paused for a while, "are really something else. Aomine Motherfucking Fearless Daiki, I applaud you."
He then looked at Hyuuga over his shoulder as he included the man in his little stunt. Wakamatsu should have learned when to stop. "Chief... he bragged it to your face. You even high-fived! I saw you, don’t even try to deny it.”
Aomine closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He was definitely going to grab that gun and kill Wakamatsu if Hyuuga didn't use it on him now.
Wakamatsu felt more tears coming out. He bent down a little and tried to catch his breath. "Holy shit! This is-"
But then he kept his mouth shut when Hyuuga slammed the gun on his desk, catching everyone’s attention. Kiyoshi and Susa went back to their previous paper works, pretending they didn’t join in just a while ago.
Sure, Wakamatsu enjoyed making fun of Aomine Daiki, and he liked his job, but he valued his life even more. "Actually, it wasn’t funny at all now that I think of it."
Aomine calmed himself as he mustered all the remaining courage in his whole being as he spoke, "Chief, with all due respect, I just thought that I might remind you that..."
Aomine paused to check Hyuuga's reaction, but the man was just patiently waiting for his next words. Choose your words nicely, Daiki.
He blinked and continued, "That... I think it is bizarre... not to share the fact that your son goes to Seirin."
Hyuuga gritted his teeth. Wrong words, Aho. "I think it is bizarre that I didn't cut your dick off and serve it to you, you perverted bastard!"
***
Wakamatsu, Kiyoshi, and Susa gathered around Aomine and Hyuuga, waiting for their chief’s next move. It was getting serious right now. Hyuuga wasn't even mad, mad anymore. He was just numb and quiet, and that was the most dangerous Hyuuga of all.
He pulled out his taser gun and pointed directly at Aomine as he slowly lowered the gun down at Aomine’s groin.
"Oh shi- Ah, Chief...?" Wakamatsu asked worriedly.
"Oh my... Chief, if you probably let Aomine explain?" Kiyoshi suggested.
"Yeah, Aomine's smart. An arrogant asshole, but I'm sure he'll listen well if you just talk things out." Susa added.
Aomine carefully studied Hyuuga's face. The man wasn't listening; he just looked really happy and content with what he was about to do. He wasn’t going to kill him because he wanted this case solved, and Aomine’s a beast at his job. Also, killing him would probably make Taiga hate him even more. His angel wasn't even answering his messages and calls! But what he was going to do to him was an adequate payment for tainting his pure and innocent angel.
The blunette then shook his head. Taiga was more forgiving than his father. How were they even related at all?! When he told him everything, Taiga even suck-
Hyuuga without any care in the world, pulled the trigger as Aomine heard his three friends’ screams before he passed out.
***
Aomine had to continue discussing the case with an ice pack on his groin afterwards. He was still grateful it didn’t directly land on his dick.
But he had to admit, he kind of deserved it.
It hurt like a bitch as he sat behind his desk, but all the pain flew out the window as he softly smiled while checking a message from Kagami. “I miss you, Daiki. See you later?”
He just had to think of the most effective ways he could fix everything with his future father-in-law. Wink wink. Hyuuga’s definitely going to give him hell, but there’s no way he’s leaving Taiga. He was too damn happy with him. He was the happiest he had ever been. If it meant he would hear those angels singing and his Taiga screaming some more in that fucking abyss, then so be it, it was all well worth it.
***
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