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"Heyyy, Circi. Me and Jowee really need to talk to you."
"What is it, Mayor Mari?"
"Well, uh, we've been talking and um."
"We're gonna adopt you!" Jowee blurted.
"W-What??"
"Yup! You're our daughter now!" He confirmed.
"... WHAT?"
"I know it must feel strange for you," Mari comforted, putting her arm around Circi's shoulder.
'Strange?! I'm older than both of these bozos!!!'
"But this is what we felt was the right thing to do." Mari looked at Jowee. The two gave reassuring glances and nodded.
"You'll make a wonderful daughter, Circi." Jowee smiled. "We love you."
"Um, okay? That's weird." 'What the Rapo am I supposed to say to that?!?'
"It's not weird! It's perfectly normal!" Jowee said, unconvinced by his own words. "It's fine!"
"No? No it's not fine??"
"Circi, we just want to do the best thing for us. Please, give it chance." Mari pleaded.
'I can't just refuse! What if I blow my cover?!' "*sigh* I'll do my best, Mayor Mari."
"That's MOM to you!" Jowee corrected. "Y'know, what? Call me Mom too, why the fuck not?"
"Um, speaking of the Mayor thing..." Mari fidgeted. "There's something we have to tell you about that too..." She took a deep breath. "Now that you're our daughter... We were thinking... Um."
Circi grew wide eyed. 'They're going to train me to become the next Mayor!! Oh my Wilfre!! Once they teach me all they know, and they feel comfortable, I'll kill them! And lead this stupid town in your honor!!! Mwee hee hee!!!!'
"Mari's gonna retire!!!" Jowee blurted.
"WHAT!!?" Circi's jaw dropped to the floor.
"I know! I know! It's a lot at once. But you've done so well as my assistant. And I was never really that great at being Mayor... Rapo, I didn't even like it very much. But you? You'd do great."
Circi's eyes grew even wider somehow. 'Oh wow! I don't even have to kill anybody! Poggers!'
"Yeah, you'll gonna be an Awesome Mayor!" Jowee went and rolled out some travel luggage. "Which is like, super cool because we're getting the he'll out of this town!"
"WHAT"
"I've told you how much I always wanted to travel the world. Now that I'm not Mayor anymore, we can finally go on an adventure together" Mari and Jowee looked longingly into each other's eyes, and kissed.
"WHAT"
"Well, we're headed off! Bye Circi sweetie!! Take care of Rapoville!" Mari waved, now wearing sunglasses.
"WHAT"
"Byeeee Circi!!!! Mommy is gonna send you SO MANY SOUVENIRS!!!" Jowee waved very excitedly.
Mari and Jowee then got in a boat and sailed away like very very fast. They're never coming back lol
Circi stared at the water, dumbfounded. "WHAT THE FUCK" After processing all of that, an evil grin snuck up on her face. "Ha ha.... Ha ha...." Her face twisted into pure evil. "Tee hee hee hee~!" She marched her way back to the village hall. 'Those IDIOTS!!! They didn't have a clue who they've left in charge!!! Now I can get back to my plan to resurrect my sweet snookums~! AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHSHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHA-!'
"Mayor Circi!" Isaac rushed up to her. "Can you tell Chef Cookie that this is a perfectly reasonable price for mayonnaise jars?"
"Uh, I'm a little busy here."
"Ze is a liar!!!" Cookie followed. "Zat Isaac is ruthless!!! Tell him!!"
"Uh.."
Suddenly, more and more Raposa swarmed up to her. "Circi, somebody stole my favorite coffee mug!!"
"Mayor Circi! Who's your heir gonna be?"
"Where did Mayor Mari go????"
"Mayor Circi, my brother is being annoying! Can you kill him or something?"
"Mayor, We need a public pool!"
"Mayor Circi! I want more beach toys!!"
"Mayor Circi! This town sucks!"
"Mayor!!! Hiiii!!!!"
"Mayor, look what Crazy Barks did to my yard!!!!"
"I'm hungry!"
"Mayor, kick out those pirates!!"
"Mayor Circi, can you tell me a story"
"Mayor, can we get a giant rocket ship?"
"Mayor! Mayor! Mayor! Mayor! Mayor! Mayor!"
"Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!" Circi cried, unable to continue her evil plot.