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He's here to fuck shit up and got fucked up

Summary:

Adam likes to start his day in hell by tormenting Lucifer. Lucifer has finally had enough.

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Adam watched Lucifer get dressed from the bed, bitching him out over every fashion choice. He’d taken to annoying the king of hell at every chance he could. Eons of habit had him up at dawn anyways, might as well start his day waking up the lazy bones that was Lucifer.

Lucifer was creative about keeping Adam out. Adam would grant him that. Dressers to block the door. The bed itself once. All sorts of angelic locks and blocks and bubbles. He never once thought about closing the window he left open every night though.

Each morning, half past the ass crack of dawn, Adam would stand on the edge of the bed, summon his guitar and an amp, thank you hell for the upgrade, and jam with the dial turned to eleven.

Every morning that scrawny fucker would jolt up, hair askew, bare chested, and gasp like a drowning man brought to shore. He’d bury his head back under the pillows to block the noise and his twink ass would be in the air.

Adam just wanted to fuck him. Bitch had stolen two of his wives, why couldn’t he bury his cock in that bastard’s ass? Would serve him right. Fucking justice.

Adam got about twenty second to play before the amp and guitar would be set aflame. The first few times Adam had found himself ass end over tea kettle too, but Lucifer had just said one day, “you don’t fucking learn or stop so what’s the point?”

It just made Adam want to try harder. Be louder. Annoy Lucifer worse.

So instead of going away like he had been he began just following Lucifer through his morning routine. Trying to egg him into a fight.

Lucifer never gave him one.

Adam banged on the shower door and called him a limp dicked fuck face who need to get some pills cause Lilith had come running back to him and heaven. He asked Lucifer if he sucked cock as well as he brushed his teeth. That he wouldn’t mind a free sample. He drew the line at Lucifer’s morning piss and just waited outside the door quietly. Then he mocked Lucifer for his hair, his clothing, and specifically his dumb little bow tie that Adam wanted to grab him by and drag him up into a kiss.

Something hard and rough. He could picture their lips bruising as he shoved Lucifer up on top of the stupid vanity desk of his. Lucifer hands tearing into Adam’s hair. He wouldn’t even take Lucifer’s pants off, he’d tear into them like a wild animal. If Lucifer didn’t have lube he fucking could conjure it and Adam would rawdog him until Lucifer was screaming his name.

Suddenly Lucifer stood up. He wasn’t finished getting dressed and Adam went to mock him for it. Lucifer hauled him up to his knees.

“I’m real fucking tired of your bitch ass mouth, Adam. If you’re going to talk like a cunt then I’m going to fuck you like one.”

“What?” This wasn’t how Adam’s fantasies went.

With one solid pull, Adam was yanked off the bed and onto the floor. Finger dug into his cheeks pushing his mouth slightly open.

“You’ll want to open wider than that.” Lucifer undid his pants and pulled a soft cock out. “We’ll start you off on easy mode and if you do a good job we’ll see how much your throat can handle.”

Adam opened his mouth wider to try and say anything, but his tongue tied and Lucifer took the opening as an invitation. He fucked Adam’s face and Adam couldn’t do anything as the dick in his mouth grew.

He was regretting the limp dick comments now as he could do nothing but take Lucifer’s hard cock. Until at last it hit the back of Adam’s throat and he gagged. He shoved Lucifer away and coughed, trying to get back the air his dead lungs still desperately desired.

“You’re much better silent.”

“Fuc-“ he coughed and his throat spasmed as through it was going to throw up, “fuck you.”

“No, Adam. Fuck you.”

He was tossed on the edge of the bed. Ropes tied his hands and held them above his head. Adam felt his clothing being torn away.

“Do you think I don’t know what you’re doing?”

A slicked finger entered him.

“Every fucking day with you. You think I don’t notice your dick? How hard is it right now?”

Very. He was liking this way too much.

“Sick freak. How long have you been dreaming of fucking my sweet ass? A sick fuck like you? Since Eden I bet. Bet it’s been eating you up inside. Common on, I know you have more fingers than that.”

“All I hear is the sound of a little bitch begging for his first time to be with a horse cock.”

“Wait-“

“What’s the matter, Adam? Forget I can shape shift? How long will it take you to heal from being pounded into by about two feet long and about five inches across?”

“No!”

“You don’t listen to me, why should I listen to you?”

“Let’s just talk about this, babe.” He’d going too far! Lucifer was too pissed at him. This wasn’t how he wanted to die!

By now three fingers were good and fucking him.

“Okay, babe, talk. What magic word is there to get you out of this?”

“Sorry!” Oh fuck, please let that be the magic word.

The fingers slowed, his hands were released, and Lucifer’s mouth found his in a softer kiss than Adam had imagined.

“I’m going to still fuck you, but I’ll save the horse cock for when you’ve gotten good enough at taking it.”

It was all Adam asked for.

Just the tip of Lucifer’s normal dick was pressed into him. “Beg me for more.”

Lucifer fucked him like that waiting for Adam to beg for more. It took Adam a minute to adjust but he begged like he was told to, “please more, please give me more!”

“That sounds real fucking good coming from your mouth. But it’s missing something. I think I need a nice little nickname from you. Test out a few and I’ll tell you what I like, bitch.”

“Please, dear?”

“Too lovey.” He teased Adam with the tip of his cock some more.

“Please, your highness?”

Lucifer thrusted a little deeper, “mmm authority is nice. But something a little more humiliating for you.”

Adam moaned, wanting to fuck himself back on Lucifer’s cock but being unable to move with Lucifer’s hands holding his hips still.

“Pl- please, master?”

Those hands dug in harder, “oh fuck that sounds good coming from your bitch lips,” he sunk in a little deeper, “but keep going.”

“Ooohh, babe! Fuck me please, dickmaster!”

Lucifer paused and laughed, “okay I need to know the logic behind that one before I keep going.”

Adam whined, trying to fuck himself fruitlessly before slumping against the bed and red faced from embarrassment admitting, “you took my wives from me, you’re taking me right now, I thought you might be into taking my nickname too.”

“Aww, how cute.” Lucifer reached up and ruffled Adam’s hair, “don’t worry, baby, daddy doesn’t want your egotistical little nickname.”

Oh, he was about to get his ass wrecked, “daddy? Please fuck me, daaaadddy?”

“OooOOoohHhh, yesss!” Adam moaned. It felt so good as Lucifer finished slamming all the way into him.

“Cheater!” Lucifer fucked him hard and relentlessly, “you got me to let that slip you clever little bitch. I should punish you for that.” He slapped Adam hard and Adam screamed.

“FUCK!”

Lucifer grinned and soothed the red welt. “Oh did that hurt, baby?”

“Fuck me!”

“Already am, baby.”

Adam grinned. He couldn’t resist a little banter, “it hurt too much. Kiss my ass and make it feel better, daddy?”

He felt Lucifer pull out and panicked a little. Hot lips pressed against the stinging welts and they stopped throbbing. “Was daddy too mean to his baby?” The tone was mocking, teasing, but his hands were gentle as they rubbed the skin.

Adam shivered and flashed Lucifer a pout, “yes, daddy. Your baby didn’t like that.”

“Hmm, how about we save that for real punishments, and daddy gets back to rearranging your guts?”

“Please, daddy.” Adam was going to milk that for all it was worth. He didn’t have a dad, it had been centuries since he last ran into one of his actual children and they all called him father anyways. He had no qualms about calling Lucifer daddy if that’s what got his dick hard.

His ass was filled again and Adam moan in pleasure. Lucifer just needed to live there. He still wanted a crack at Lucifer’s crack, but Adam would consider that a vacation. A nice little get away. He needed to spend the rest of his afterlife like this. Stuffed and on his knees. Or back, or bent over something, or getting his face fucked again. That had been nice until it went too deep for him.

“Aww baby, you’re drooling a little. You wishing I was cumming down your throat too?”

Two Lucifers? Maybe if the second one had a smaller dick. Something he could handle.

“I was,” Adam was trying to sound seductive but it was hard as every time Lucifer filled him he gasped or moaned, “thinking, about, that. I want, this, forever.”

“Hmm, little soon to be thinking about marriage, isn’t it? Although, I can just picture you in a slutty little wedding dress. Something sheer. Leaving your cute little cock and tight ass exposed. Of course at this rate it might not be so tight anymore. That could be fun. I’d fucked you before the ceremony so my cum leaks out of your loose ass as you walk down the aisle. Maybe tie a ribbon around your cock? Oh baby I bet you would look good in some silk and lace panties. I could see about conjuring up something that also keeps your asshole exposed so you can still leak cum with every step. You like that baby?”

Adam could only whimper, he wanted to touch his dick and cum so bad. Every thrust from behind teased his straining dick as it rubbed on sheets coming off the edge of the bed. But he wanted to hear more too. “Please daddy. I want to hear more but I need to cum so bad.”

“Just wait, baby. Let me do it for you.” Lucifer changed up his angle a bit and Adam let out a strangled gasp. His hands tore the sheets and it only took a few thrusts before his poor teased dick couldn’t handle more and he came.

Lucifer’s hands were only thing keeping Adam from melting bonelessly onto the ground. “You ready for me baby?”

Adam just moaned. His legs were jello but he needed daddy’s cum. He felt Lucifer tense and his quick shuttering thrusts. Adam gave a little tired laugh, he was full of daddy’s cum and it made him so happy. He needed a break. A little rest. Lucifer pulled out and let Adam gentle slump to the floor. Adam’s head and arms still on top of the bed, while his legs and ass were practically a puddle on the floor. Adam knew he was drooling a little, he was too tired and his brain was still too busy flooding his mind and body with hormones to care. ‘I just need a little nap.’

He didn’t hear Lucifer snapping pictures of him like that, asleep where he’d been fucked to exhaustion. Not the picture of him drooling, not the picture of cum leaking out of him, not the full body shoot painstakingly edited to highlight the cum and drool.

He also didn’t wake up as Lucifer cleaned him up, picked him up, and pulled the repaired sheets up over him to let Adam rest up.

He didn’t know how long he slept for but it had to be closer to noon than dawn when he awoke. He threw an arm over Lucifer’s waist. The fucking nerd was reading some book as he sat on the covers next to Adam.

“Hey, daddy. I knew I’d break you.”

Lucifer snorted, “pretty sure I broke you, baby.”

That went straight to Adam’s dick but for once he ignored what his cock wanted. His ass was way too sore to take another round of Lucifer’s demon sized dick. Fuck the horse cock, Lucifer had to be packing eight or nine inches and Adam might be basically a giant but that’s a lot of cock for his once virgin hole.

“Potato, tomato, something, something, different hole same cum. Whatever gets your dick hard about it.” Adam saw the grin on Lucifer’s face, “not literally. I need a few days. My hole is fucking killing me. It’s closed for business for the next several days.”

“Let’s do something about that then.” Lucifer leaned down and gently pressed a kiss to Adam’s lips.

Adam moaned and leaned into the kiss, maybe he could take a second round? Grit and bear it. Or however that saying went. But as he considered it the pain subsided and washed away. Lucifer was healing him.

A hand cupped his jaw and while Lucifer’s lips moved against his, Lucifer didn’t deepen the kiss or make more advances on Adam. Instead he pulled away with a soft and sweet smile and Adam’s name on his breath.

Adam’s heart skipped. ‘Oh,’ Adam thought, ‘that’s why they left me.’ It wasn’t the cock, it was that smile, it was how he said Adam’s name. As though Adam was the most precious word in any language and needed to say it gently to not risk breaking it.

It was the look in Lucifer’s eyes that told Adam, you’re special to me.

Adam wanted to always be looked at like that. To have his name whispered in a breathy hush. To have Lucifer be the one to whisper it. He’d come looking for a fight and a fuck, not to fall.

But he was falling. Adam just hoped that Lucifer would catch him.

Notes:

Ooh that was fun to write!