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Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony black hair and dark brown eyes like black holes and a lot of people tell me I am just like Darth Vader (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I am NOT related to Han Solo (I AM NOT) (HE SUCKS) (HE IS A TERRIBLE FATHER) (THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN US). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear only black. I love Hoth Topic and I get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black mask and a black robe with a black cloak. I was wearing black eyeliner and black nail polish that you could not see because of my mask and my black leather gloves. I was walking outside Starkiller Base. It was snowing and raining and there was no sun because we were harnessing its power to power up the Starkiller Base and I was really happy about both the lack of sun and the prospect of destroying yet another planet. A bunch of Jedi stared at me. I have no idea how or why since both my grandfather (DARTH VADER!!!!) and I have killed pretty much all of them, but I put up my middle finger at them anyways.
“Hey Kylo!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way! I had no clue how exactly I ended up knowing her name because I have never seen her before but I just knew. She was the most goffik person I have ever seen (except for me because I am the most goffik person in the entire galaxy but she was a close second). She had long ebony black hair (I suppose that’s how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reached her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and my first thought was that she looked like Amy Lee (I don’t know who she is though). She did not seem to be related to Gerard Way (I don’t know who he is either but he is a major fucking hottie!). The scent of blood that surrounded her seemed to hint at the fact that she was a vampire. She had pale white skin. She was also a witch! Today she was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. She was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
“I love it when there’s no sun” said she. I was opening my mouth but Hux called me and I had to go away.