Chapter Text
Beelzebub sighed they were so bored, I mean why wouldn't they be? Paperwork supersingly done and everything though that was equally boring but still! Even torture sounds boring! Maybe if they pay a visit to Craw-Crowly, or maybe they could....Just sit on their thrown and be bored for who knows how long. Plus they get to see how the traitors been holding up purely out of boredom the council probably will make a fuss but oh well who cares? Certainly not them. So it was decided Beelzebub is going to go annoy-visit Crowly for.....professional reasons or smth they'll figure it out when they need to file in their visit to earth. With a snap of their fingers they had appeared to well the street where Crowley supposedly should be with his weird....what is it called.... Bendy? Benta? Oh who knows. They appeared right infront of Crowley who was just getting out of his car they think. He stared at Beelzebub and closed the door of the car "Lord Beelzebub, what do I owe this terrible pleasure? I distinctly remember you saying you'd leave me alone after our little trial incident" the ginger said sounding annoyed. Beelzebub smirked slightly "I agreed to leave your little angel friend alone, not you, you didn't even attend the trial!" Crowleys mouth opened in shock for a moment thinking of what to say before deciding on "What-What do you mean? I survived the trial, with the whole holy water thing, quite the experience really" Crowley tried to play it off as if he was at the trial. Beelzebub just stared at Crowley not convinced "So uh that's a new face... Isn't it? Bit different then the last time I saw you" He said trying to get off that topic. Beelzebub stared at Crowley blankly "Whats it matter to you?" Beelzebub asked looking around the area, a blue colored cafe or whatever it is called was nearby "You appeared out of nowhere for no reason!" Crowley exclaimed before running his hand down his face, he did not want to deal with Beelzebub right now, or ever really. Beelzebub shrugged slightly "Had to check on how the traitor is doing, possibly bring you for a trial" They lied they really were just bored and well Crowley is the opposite of boring normally. Crowley raised his hand slightly from his side and pointed at Beelzebub "No, no, no, no you're not here for that, why are you actually here?" He asked a bit more annoyed then usual. Beelzebub sighed in annoyance they really did not want to go and tell Crowley they're only here because they're bored that'd be....So stupid. Beelzebub thought for a second before saying "I already told you why!" they said their voice raising slightly at that "Why are you questioning me? I should be the one questioning you!" they snapped at Crowley getting defensive they really didn't want to explain why. Crowley stared before chuckling slightly "Oh don't tell me, let me guess.....You're here to threathen me about something, aren't ya? Trying to catch me off guard! Well I'm not falling for that! Come on now lets get this over with already" Beelzebub stared "What?" they said confused slightly 'I mean I guess that's a good enough excuse?' they thought before shrugging slightly "Alright you've got me, Crawly? Crowley?? Or whatever you call yourself these days I am here to uh threathen you to uh" Beelzebub paused they had no idea what to lie about ' What was there even to threathen Crowley about currently??? Litreally nothing... Unless that'd be a stupid, terrible idea well fuck guess it's the best choice' The Prince of hell decided "Crowley you are to contuine help hell in securing souls without the other demons being too aware, that'd cause quite a fuss if they'd know the traitor is helping still afterall but it'd be a great opportunity for you, unless we could cause some extreme measures and have a retrial?" Beelzebub decided they had no idea what they were saying they just hoped it'd make sense. The other demon stared "You don't know what you're even talking about do you?" He said in small realization voice changing slightly to a less annoyed voice "I know what I'm talking about you idiot!" Beelzebub said defensively they had no idea what they're doing "Oh really?" Crowley asked as Beelzebub just glared at Crowley this whole thing was annoying for the former. After a couple of seconds of Beelzebub just glaring they walked away from Crowley annoyed deciding he isn't worth their time anymore and they'll just find something else to entertain them. Crowley stared as they walked away "Well that can't be good" he said to hismelf before shrugging and walking over to Aziraphales bookshop.