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Every Hero is Different. No two Heroes are the same.
Some Heroes run like quick little bunnies fuck like bunnies.
Hakunen runs like a bunny has probably sired hundreds of bastards at this rate.
Some Heroes have lots of friends invite war criminals into their party.
Luka's bravery and kindness has won him many friends band of war criminals should be put on trial in the Hague.
Some Heroes can wield the elements in battle wield ridiculously overpowered techniques to compensate for something~
Heinrich Hein's can wield the elements in battle. girlfriend had to start a war to finally feel something resembling satisfaction.
Some Heroes can storm entire fortresses.
Granberia storms entire fortresses. has not because she instantly falls into a coma if a pretty woman caresses her fucking once, doubly so if she has a pair of wings and cow sized tits~
Some Heroes can wield the power of darkness. grossly overeat.
Alipheese Fateburn the Sixteenth wields the power of darkness is going to die of either heart disease or suffocation.
Some Heroes can travel through space and time. have the power to make a bad situation worse.
Marcellus travels through space and time. can kill Monster Lords all day long but the damn space shrimp never seem to let up.
Some Heroes are polite. Some Heroes are efficient.Kazuya is polite and efficient. KAZUYA THROWS JARS OF NECTAR AT PEOPLE AND MARRIED A PLANT!
Some Heroes are powerful mages. soulless monsters!
Alicetroemeria is a powerful mage. is literally Hitler!
Some Heroes record the stories of others. are sleeping with your apprentice~Amira is a fantastic storyteller Lady Daimyoukai is the most beautiful and graceful sorceress in the land~
As you have seen, every Hero is different. No two Heroes are the same not actually foxes in disguise.
The End.
By Amira the Unfortunate Lamia Lady Daimyoukai the All-Powerful, Future Ruler of Mahoroba
Note: Who the fuck let the racist sorceress discover the Internet?!
Now no one in the Pocket Castle has been acting right...
I curse the day that Promestein unleashed those infernal contraptions...
I should have reaped Myusca's soul from the start of that event, if only I'd known...
-R
Really, it was only a matter of time once Prom got her hands on such a device. If not from the Trio, then it would have been from someplace like Kazuya's world.
Oh me, oh my, it looks like they're talking about politics again.
I'll be fetching some popcorn~
-WR