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cupid: you’re probably wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today
cleo: why yes, we were.
jackson: does this have to do with radio show business? because if it does, talk to Holt, not me.
lagoona: i think if it were radio stuff, Abbey would be in here.
deuce: is cupid finally here to kill us
frankie: geez cupid, can ya let me make it to my fifth birthday at least?
cupid: don’t worry frankie, if i were here to kill everyone, you would be spared
frankie: :D
deuce: WOW
lagoona: damn okay
cupid: …okay I’d probably also spare lagoona BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT
jackson: so what is the point if not murder?
cupid: RIGHT OKAY
cupid: so, as you know, i’ve been talking to a few of my friends at my current school about MH
cupid: and a few of them are possibly interested in transferring…
deuce: wait, for real?
cupid: yes!
cleo: more normies at school..?
jackson: ouch
cleo: no offense dear
cupid: well, “normie” is a strong word
cupid: think of them as um,,,normie passing
jackson: uh
lagoona: so…they have special abilities but aren’t quite the same as us?
cupid: exactly!
cupid: they each have something that makes them unique in the way we monsters are!
frankie: so, are they gonna be transferring??
cupid: well, that depends.
cupid: i’ve told them about mh, but i also thought it would be a good idea to have them talk to some of you guys. Y’know. Because you actually still go to school there.
deuce: fair enough
cupid: and i picked you five because i thought you’d be the best candidates to talk to them
cleo: why?
cupid: jackson because he is a normie but also not really,
jackson: yep
cupid: deuce because he’s half normie,
deuce: surprised you remembered that
cupid: cleo because she’s kind of a package deal with deuce and she’s very influential amongst the student body
cleo: well, you know I don’t like to brag.
cupid: and lagoona and frankie because they’re the friendliest
frankie: :]
lagoona: aw, i try!
cupid: so what do you guys say? Would you mind talking to my friends?
frankie: i’m in!
lagoona: me too!
jackson: eh, why not
deuce: ^
cleo: well, I suppose I can’t be the only one who says no..
cupid: hexcellent! I’ll invite them!
deuce: did you just fucking say hexcellent
cupid: listen the lingo is rubbing off on me
jackson: point and laugh everybody
cupid: do i need to fucking call you with a boombox held up to the phone
jackson: not if you don’t want your friends to immediately be scared off
cleo: cupid, before you invite these friends of yours,
cleo: i remember you saying that your school harbors many…important figures
cleo: am I to adjust to not being the only royalty around here?
cupid: uhhhh well,,,
cupid: i do have one friend in the group who i guess you could consider royalty,,,
deuce: oh boy
frankie: wait really??? Like a real prince or princess or gender neutral term for that???
cleo: @frankie um, HELLO???
frankie: not that you’re not a princess, Cleo! It’s just, you were already enrolled here when i was a new ghoul
lagoona: yeah Cleo, you’ve been ruling MH since before i even showed up!
cleo: correct. which is why I hope this little monarch knows who the queen of the school is.
frankie: MONARCH! that’s the word! Thanks, Cleo!
cupid: don’t worry! all of my friends are very respectful, especially the princess!
jackson: so they’re a princess huh? heheh
cleo: @jackson i’m not above cursing you
jackson: :P
lagoona: we know, cupid. We’re gonna welcome your friends with open arms! Right guys?
frankie: absolutely!
deuce: of course
jackson: right
cleo: …yes.
cupid: okay, if there’s no other questions i’ll add them to the chat!
{cupid has added 5 people to the chat}
cupid: hey guys! introduce yourselves with your name and pronouns :)
cedar: hi, i’m cedar! i use she/they :)
cerise: i’m cerise. she/her
ramona: ramona, she/her
raven: hey i’m raven. she/her
kitty: what the hell is this
cupid: @kitty this is monster high gc! Remember we talked about it?
kitty: oh i was kinda joking abt that
cupid: oh
cupid: should i just remove you?
kitty: nah now i’m curious
cupid: okay then
kitty: kitty, i use she/they
frankie: hi!!! i’m frankie!! I use she/they, welcome to the chat everyone!
lagoona: yeah welcome! i’m lagoona, i prefer she/her but you can use any pronouns :)
jackson: i’m jackson. he/him please
deuce: sup i’m deuce. he/him
cleo: hello, i’m PRINCESS Cleo De Nile of the ROYAL De Nile family. I welcome you to this chat.
cleo: i also suggest the supposed “princess” of your group identify herself.
deuce: please don’t mind Cleo, she’s not used to not being the only princess around.
deuce: you guys don’t have to tell us who the princess is, we don’t wanna put you on the spot.
cerise: cupid told you one of us is a princess?
cupid: …it may have come up?
cleo: @cerise why do you ask? hm?
deuce: @cleo Quit it.
lagoona: changing the subject! What made you guys interested in our school?
cedar: well, how to put this…
raven: our school and world in general is suffocating at best and intolerable at worst.
cedar: uhhhh yeah. that.
lagoona: alright! was not expecting that.
cerise: @cupid how much have you told them?
ramona: beyond the princess thing
cupid: uh, well they know you have famous family lineage…that is quite well known…
kitty: so you’re saying they have no fucking idea we’re from the fairytale world
jackson: ?!
deuce: fairytale what
cupid: WELL THEY CERTAINLY DO NOW! THANK YOU KITTY!
kitty: you’re welcome
cleo: are you joking?
raven: i wish
frankie: so when cupid said we’ve probably read history books about your families before…
cerise: she meant fairytales. yeah.
deuce: i need to lie down
lagoona: me too
jackson: eh, i don’t think i’m capable of being surprised anymore
frankie: THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!
frankie: what’s the fairytale world like??? do you guys have magic??? do you live in castles??? what fairytales are you guys from???
ramona: that is a lot of questions
frankie: sorry i’m just!!! ahhh!!! excited!!!
cleo: are we sure this isn’t an elaborate prank?
lagoona: cupid’s not really the prank type
cupid: i’m not! i promise this is legit!
jackson: good enough for me
deuce: @jackson really Mr. Scientist?
jackson: yep.
kitty: while i do love pranks, cupid is telling the truth
raven: ^
cedar: i quite literally cannot lie and cupid is telling the truth
deuce: why can’t you lie?
cedar: i’m cursed to only tell the truth
deuce: OH
jackson: what the fuck are you guys okay??
raven: no :)
kitty: i mean i’m doing pretty alright but these bitches are kind of having a time
raven: @kitty the spring unsprung festival???
kitty: listen