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Prune Juice Rehabilitation Center

Summary:

Sour McGee: Oh my god

Fine I’ll focus on the class

You idiots

 

Spice Overlord renamed the Group Chat “Prune Juice Rehabilitation Center”

 

Sour McGee: Why must you torment me like this

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Aka: Capsaicin starts a group chat with himself and his buds. It gets worse from there.

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Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End

Summary:

And so it begins

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Chapter Text

-12:52 pm-

Spice Overlord has made a group chat with 3 people

 

Spice Overlord: Mic check one two

Testing testing

 

Prune Juice: Cap, why are typing that

 

Spice Overlord: It’s fun :D

 

Prune Juice: But it’s redundant. You could just type hello or something 

 

Kouign Amann has changed Prune Juice’s name to Sour McGee 

 

Sour McGee: I hate you

 

Kouign Amann: We all know that’s a lie.

 

Sour McGee: don’t be correct at me

 

Kouign Amann has changed their name to Girlboss

 

Girlboss: There we go.

 

Spice Overlord has changed Girlboss’s name to ✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: Ah yes, how could I forget. 

 

Sour McGee: You truly are the wisest of us, Overlord of Spice

 

Spice Overlord: Thank you thank you 

You’re all too kind :)

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: Anyway though

Why did you want to make this group chat, Cap?

 

Spice Overlord: Wellllllll

I was

Kinda hoping to try and make a bigger group chat

Besides us 3

Like it’s super fun and nice to talk to you two, but I think it would be more fun to talk with more of our friends at once.

 

Sour McGee: Eh, I guess that makes sense

I’m not really sure who I’d add here tho

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m not exactly a social butterfly

I’m like

A social moth or something

 

Spice Overlord: But moths are super cool and pretty :(

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: Prune is also super cool and pretty though

 

Spice Overlord: Ooooooohhhhh good point

 

Sour McGee: I appreciate the compliments, but I’m in the middle of class so could you please not make me blush

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: Why are you texting us in class

 

Sour McGee: WHY ARE YOU DOING THE SAME

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: I’m at lunch

 

Spice Overlord: I got the day off

 

Sour McGee: Lucky you two

 

Spice Overlord: Prune focus on your class

You gotta learn or you‘ll have to pull an all nighter

 

Sour McGee: I already do that often what’s the problem

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: Everything about that reply is the problem

 

Spice Overlord: Yeah

 

Sour McGee: If you want me to focus on the board so bad, why are you still texting me

 

✨❤️Girlboss❤️✨: ok

Good point

But also

I’ll just stop texting into the chat

 

Sour McGee: Wait what no

 

Spice Overlord: Enjoy class Prune :)

 

Sour McGee: NO GET BACK HERE

Oh my god

Fine I’ll focus on the class

You idiots

 

Spice Overlord renamed the Group Chat “Prune Juice Rehabilitation Center”

 

Sour McGee: Why must you torment me like this

 

Notes:

Hello! I haven’t done a lot of fic posting recently, but I’ve had quite a lot of inspiration for this fic as of recent, so I’ll try to keep this one updated regularly. Hope you enjoy and comments are greatly appreciated.