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Summary:

A down-bad Karkat pails with an inexperienced Sollux. WaCkY hIjInKs EnSueS!1!!!!1 1 ! /j

Notes:

this is prob gonna be ass since i dont write fanfics often at all (this is my first smut fanfic EVER so like..), plus, i made this at like 1am. enjoy tho lol 🫰🏾

(update: orphaning this work bc im not proud of it whatsoever)

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  Sollux was sitting alone in his respiteblock, bored out of his thinkpan. He needed to spice things up a bit. Coding was an option, but he felt like he's done enough of that today. Video Games are an option, but he's getting sick of them. While Sollux was contemplating what he should do, a wall of grey text flooded the screen of his husktop. He heaved a sigh, sat down onto his chair, and answered this pathetic troll's pestering. Let's get this over with.

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CG: HEY ASSHOLE
TA: what ii2 iit diip2hiit.
TA: iim bu2y 2o make iit quiick.
CG: BUSY DOING WHAT??
TA: ...
TA: ju2t say what you wanted to tell me already
CG: ILL SAY TWO WORDS AND TWO WORDS ONLY
CG: HEAT.
CG: CYCLES.
TA: oh.
TA: what do you expect me to do about iit?
CG: JEGUS, ARE YOU DEFICIENT OR SOMETHING???
CG: PAIL ME YOU NOOKBITER
TA: wow, how forward of you.
TA: but 2ure, iill do iit. iive been bored a2 all hell recently.
TA: come to my hiive.
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Wow. He was not expecting that conversation to go...well...like THAT. Sollux laid back a bit in his chair and let go of a breath he didn't know he was holding. He was actually getting a bit fidgety and nervous. He patiently waited, and waited,and waited, until he heard a knock at his hive's door. After initial hesitance he stood up and opened his door to reveal a slightly blowsy yet flushed Karkat. He was leaning a bit on the door frame and diverted eye contact.

"Hey, Sol." Karkat said, a hint of sheepishness could be found in his rather hoarse voice.

"Hey, KK." Sollux replied. The energy around them was rather awkward, more than usual at least. Sollux eventually motioned for Karkat to come in. When Karkat entered Sol wasn't far to follow.

With no cunctation, Karkat immediately pinned Sollux to the wall and kissed him with almost animalistic desire. Sollux was a bit taken aback, but kissed back, attempting to match Karkat's growing vigor. His hands moved up to Karkat's nubby horns and circled around them using his fingers. Both of their bodies grinded against each other, Sollux's dual bulges began to unsheath a bit, his face turning a soft shade of gold. Karkat was blushing heavily himself as well. His tentabulge is fully unsheathed and thrashing between his thigh and his pants, basically BEGGING for friction. After a while just making out, Sollux impatiently unbuckled his belt and whipped out the two of his bulges, made Karkat get on his knees, and shoved his cock into Karkat's mouth. He thrusted in slowly and gently at first then eventually gained momentum, slamming his member(s) into Karkats mouth.

Subsequently, Sol eventually shot his genetic material down Karkat's throat, pulling it out and getting the rest on his face. He gave a little sigh of contentment.

"Holy shit..what the absolute fuck was that??" Karkat asked rhetorically
"I don't even know at this point. You look more slobby than usual by the way, let's just take a bath."