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Summary:

Alastor observes the jubilant atmosphere of the Hazbin Hotel's first victory celebration, eagerly anticipating the potential chaos that might ensue. However, his expectations are surpassed when Valentino's aggressive flirting with him turns into a dangerous confrontation that threatens to spiral out of control. As the tension between them mounts, Alastor realizes that he may be the cause of the chaos he was hoping for. Just when it seems like things are about to explode, an unexpected intervention brings the party to an abrupt and startling halt.

Quite dark and revealing :3

Notes:

This short story was inspired by a comment left under my compilation of stories that help me sleep. I was intrigued by the idea presented by Mehislife9, and I felt compelled to write it. Thank you so much for your love and support! Without your comment, this story wouldn't have come to fruition. I hope this story reaches you in time for your birthday, and that you enjoy the added elements of danger and darkness that I have included :D
The original comment can be found in the end notes.

Edit: I revised some of the passages to improve the fluency and edited more insight into the thoughts! The plot stayed mainly the same with only some minor changes. I hope you like it as much as I do!

Now: Enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Alastor sat comfortably on one of the plush bar stools at the concierge stand,  the tip of his foot tapping a rhythm on the floor as he hummed a tune to himself. He surveyed the commotion happening around him with an amused glint in his eyes. The atmosphere was electric with exhilaration as the entire hotel buzzed with activity. Charlie, in particular, seemed thrilled to be hosting an event of such grandeur.

As Alastor looked around, he noticed that the decorations had gone beyond the lobby and spilt over into every corner of the hotel. Balloons of every hue bobbed in the air, streamers hung from every wall, and banners proclaiming the event's significance were draped over every available surface. It was a stark contrast to the gloomy ambience of the hotel's interior, but Alastor couldn't deny that the decorations added a certain liveliness to the place.

He took a sip of his cool drink, a contented smile playing on his lips as he leaned back into the chair. Despite his initial reservations about the occasion, he had to admit that he was enjoying himself. He was content to sit back and observe the chaos unfolding around him, content in the knowledge that he would be able to find entertainment in any situation.

 

The grand entrance doors were flanked by Niffty, who played the role of both greeter and coat check attendant with enthusiastic charm. She was a blur of motion, darting back and forth between the door and the coat rack, her nimble fingers working with lightning speed to take each guest's coat and hang it up neatly. Despite the many layers of fabric that threatened to drown her occasionally, Niffty remained unflappable, her cheerful demeanour never fading.

Alastor rested his elbows on the countertop behind him, watching her with an amused glint in his eyes. He had always been intrigued by Niffty's unwavering enthusiasm and energy, and he couldn't help but be entertained as he watched her struggle to carry as many coats and jackets the guests had brought with them as she could in one go. 

The deer demon couldn't help but feel a sense of pride for Niffty's resilience and dedication. Despite the endless stream of guests, who forced her to move even quicker while the pile she carried grew higher and higher, she remained steadfast in her duties, always ready to welcome each new arrival with open arms and delightful excitement.

 

Alastor had deftly leveraged his notorious reputation as the Radio Demon to promote the event, employing his skills in marketing and publicity to ensure that the message was disseminated far and wide, leaving no corner of Hell untouched. His smooth voice and charming demeanour had captivated the listeners, luring them in with promises of debauchery and entertainment. But there was a dark edge to his invitation, one that only the astute would detect. He spoke of the Hazbin Hotel as a modest achievement, a tempting opportunity for those who relished watching the struggle of the ambitious and weak as they ascended an insurmountable peak. And the promise of free alcohol was not a mere enticement, but a calculated move to loosen inhibitions and stir up a commotion. Alastor relished in the thought of the chaos and madness that would inevitably ensue, for it was in darkness that he found his true joy.

As far as Alastor was concerned, he had never expected Charlie's project to make it this far. He had watched with detached amusement as she worked tirelessly to bring her vision to life, but he knew deep down that it was only a matter of time before it all came crashing down. With bated breath, Alastor eagerly awaited the moment when pure destruction would finally reign supreme. He knew that the impending mayhem would be nothing short of delightful, and he couldn't wait to savour every moment of it. And when that time finally arrived, he would be there, revelling in the delicious devastation that would follow.

The thought of it made his heart race with excitement, his hunger growing with every passing moment, and his mouth watering with anticipation. It was a carefully tended and groomed meal, and he was willing to wait as long as it took for it to ripen fully before devouring it whole.

Although he felt his patience was being pushed to its limits, Alastor reminded himself that the rewards of waiting would be well worth it in the end. The satisfaction of watching everything he had worked for crumbling into ruin would be immeasurable. He couldn't help but smile darkly to himself as he thought of it all.

Alastor savoured his drink, letting the sweet liquor linger on his tongue as he awaited the greater pleasure to come. Though small in comparison, he indulged in the moment, appreciating the flavour and the momentary respite it offered from his wicked delight.

As he watched the guests stream in, he couldn't help but wonder how many of them would be left standing when the hotel inevitably fell apart. But that was a thought for another day. For now, he would enjoy the show and wait patiently for the moment when he could claim the darkness as his own.

 

The Radio Demon scanned the room from his position at the concierge stand, his keen eyes seeking out the Princess of Hell, fully intending on etching her moment of pure joy into his cunning mind forever, a weapon to be used against her in the future.

Finally, he spotted the young lady near the imposing staircase that would serve as a makeshift stage for her announcement. Vaggie and Angel were by her side, their expressions animated as they spoke with her in hushed tones.

Alastor watched from a distance, his lips curling up into a more of an amused smirk than his usual everlasting smile as he observed their interaction. He knew that Charlie was excited about the event, but he couldn't help but wonder how long her enthusiasm would last. The demons of hell were not known for their kindness, and he doubted that they would be forgiving if Charlie failed to deliver on her promises.

Angel Dust's flamboyant gestures caught his attention as he tried to convince Charlie of something. Vaggie, on the other hand, looked exasperated and like she struggled to hold Charlie back from singing her speech yet again. Alastor could sense the tension between the three of them, even from his position at the bar. He wondered what could be so important that Angel Dust was willing to risk Vaggie's wrath just to persuade Charlie to do it.

The Radio demon's keen senses were heightened as he observed the escalating argument between the trio with one eye while his mind was racing with intrigue. He couldn't help but wonder if the King of Hell himself would grace the event with his presence. It was no secret that the monarch had a penchant for grand occasions, and this gathering was no exception. It carried an official undertone that suggested the presence of Hell's elite, and the news had spread like wildfire throughout the entire realm.

The whispered rumours had reached even the most remote corners of the underworld, generating a buzz of anticipation that hung noticeably in the air. It was said that the Princess had achieved her first milestone on the treacherous journey towards Heaven, a realm that the fallen angel knew all too well. 

Alastor was acutely aware that the source of Lucifer's disapproval of his daughter's project was rooted in his intimate knowledge and tumultuous personal history with Heaven. As a former angel, Lucifer had witnessed firsthand the wrath and cruelty of the divine and had abandoned all hope for collaboration long ago, except for the annual purge when the king permitted angelic intruders into his domain. To him, Charlie's endeavour was nothing more than a naive and futile attempt at salvation, a mere pipe dream of a child with no chance of success. While aligning with the king's perspective on the matter, Alastor found himself intrigued by the project, contemplating whether Charlie's approach held any merit. After all, if anyone could bring about change in Hell, it would be someone as pure-hearted and determined as she was. 

Alastor relished the notion of aligning his thoughts with Lucifer's. The Radio Demon understood the unparalleled power that the King of Hell held and the benefits of their clandestine agreement. Alastor's motives, however, were far from noble. The mere idea of being involved in the annihilation of the Hazbin Hotel and the sabotage of the Princess's plans fueled his anticipation, knowing that he was forming a front with the one who had the power to make it happen. To Alastor, the prospect of participating in the destruction, even if just for his own amusement, was simply irresistible.

As he calmly watched the interactions between the various factions at the event, Alastor couldn't help but feel a sense of exhilaration building within him. The tension in the air was tangible, and he sensed that an imminent and explosive event was on the horizon.

Alastor was ready to play his part in whatever came next.

For him, the allure of the game was too strong to resist. He was a master of manipulation, and he relished the challenge of turning any situation to his advantage.

As the evening wore on, he would keep a watchful eye on the events unfolding around him, waiting for the perfect moment to make his move like a predator, watching patiently how his prey was bathing in false security.

 

A dangerous grin slowly spread across the Radio Demon's face, his mind still buzzing with the possibility of Lucifer's attendance. Alastor couldn't help but imagine the thrill of spotting the king of Hell amidst the crowd, his tiny frame clad in a perfectly tailored white ringmaster's outfit. He pondered over Lucifer's possible motivations for attending the event. Would it be for the sake of appearances, to maintain his reputation as the all-powerful king of Hell? Or would he come to keep a watchful eye on his daughter, suspicious of her attempts at redemption but protective of his only child? Alastor knew that Lucifer was no stranger to deceit either, and his true intentions could be difficult to discern. He could be hiding behind a mask of neutrality, while secretly plotting his next move. 

The thought of being close to a powerful figure worthy of his admiration sent shivers down his spine, and he relished the idea of the potential mischief they could create together. Perhaps he would join Alastor in relishing the pure entertainment that was bound to ensue. The prospect of witnessing Lucifer's reaction to the success of the hotel firsthand both excited and intrigued Alastor.

 

The deer demon's mind was so preoccupied with thoughts of the King of Hell that he barely noticed a guest approach him at the concierge stand. The tall demon ordered a fancy drink from Husk before draping his long limbs over the stool and countertop, casually facing the room as if he owned it. It made Alastor's eye twitch in irritation - a feeling that intensified with every passing second, his gradual turn aimed at confronting the guest with an unwavering intent to assert dominance. He couldn't stand the idea of someone invading his personal space without permission, especially during a time when he was lost in his thoughts. The guest's confidence and elegance, which would have otherwise piqued his interest, only served to further fuel his anger.

Alastor's eyes narrowed as he twisted his head menacingly towards the intruder, which resulted in a soft sound not unlike a breaking neck. But the moment he turned he was instantly recognizing the telltale signs of a certain Overlord's signature style. The long red coat, the ostentatious display of white fur draped with red hearts and the arrogant air of superiority that seemed to emanate from every pore of his being. Following the precedent set by the lust ring's ruler, the Overlord brought forth strip clubs that appeared to sprout from the very ground of hell, spreading like insidious weeds. They stealthily infiltrated the city streets, entrapping demons and coercing them into indulging in the proffered debauchery, all the while enriching their owner. A surge of annoyance coursed through Alastor as memories flooded back—countless attempts to persuade, and at times, even resorting to thinly-veiled threats, aimed at the Overlord to tone down his adult film content. This explicit material relentlessly inundated Vox's cursed television network, saturating the entire city.

Valentino. The self-proclaimed head of the adult film industry was just like his television-headed partner a constant thorn in Alastor's side. Both demons had a penchant for flaunting their salacious material without a care in the world, and it seemed that no amount of persuasion or reprimands could dissuade them from their chosen path. Alastor gritted his teeth as he remembered the time he had caught one of Valentino's films being broadcast on a TV in the lobby and the destructive uproar that ensued as he shut it down immediately.

Now, here he was, seated casually beside the Radio Demon as if they were old friends. Alastor forced himself to remain composed, even as his mind raced with a thousand ways to get rid of the Overlord this instant. He took a deep breath and snapped his head back to face the lobby, silently hoping that Husk would be quick with Valentino's drink so he would leave again as soon as possible.

 

To his utter annoyance, Valentino had caught Alastor's assessing gaze and wasted no time in commenting.

"Like what you see, baby?" he asked with a seductive tone, a disgusting smirk on his face that the deer demon saw even from the corner of his eye. Alastor's blood boiled with fury and loathing at the mere sound of that velvety voice, laden with insufferable arrogance and honeyed venom. The very timbre of the sound seemed to kindle the flames of wrath, each syllable a stinging reminder of the disdain he harboured for this Overlord.

"What I see is a pest intruding on my personal space," Alastor replied coldly, his eyes narrowing as he took the last sip from the beverage he was holding in his sharpened talons. He could feel the heat of Valentino's gaze on him, and it made his skin crawl. "Is your desire for eternal death finally overwhelming you? Pushing you to seek it at my hands?" he inquired with a tinge of dark humour, trying his best to mask any trace of irritation in his voice with nonchalance.

Valentino chuckled, clearly amused by Alastor's icy demeanour. "Don't be so cold, baby, we're all here to have some fun," he declared, audaciously leaning closer to the deer demon as if to underscore his statement.

Alastor's gaze narrowed, his expression turning dark as he fixed a penetrating stare upon Valentino, his eyes forming crimson slits that bespoke a simmering distaste. "You and I have very different ideas of fun," he said through his sharpening teeth, his voice low and dangerous. The air around him crackled with ominous energy as he spoke, forcing Valentino to feel a chill run down his long spine. Alastor's grip on his empty glass tightened, and the fragile material began to creak under the pressure. 

Meanwhile, Husk put Valentino’s drink on the bar top with a loud thud. The bartender's evident irritation at being disregarded manifested in audible grumbles under his breath as he slid the glass over to them. But Valentino remained unfazed, his four arms moving with an almost unsettling grace as he caught the drink before it could slide off the counter. Two of his arms folded casually behind his back, while another adjusted his heart-shaped glasses with a flick of his wrist, all the while keeping his attention focused on Alastor and folding his fingers around the glass in his hand.

Valentino took a sip of his drink and let out a satisfied sigh. "Ah, that's the good stuff," he said, smirking once again. "You know, Al, we could have some fun together if you just let yourself loosen up a bit."

Alastor's eyes sparkled with murderous intent as he sharpened his glare on Valentino. "Politeness is not to be confused with weakness. Make that mistake again and I'll show you just how loose I can be," he growled, his voice dripping with menace. Gloved long talons curled into a tight fist and his knuckles pulled taut as he squeezed the glass with all his might as he fought to keep his anger in check. A tangible tension hung thick in the air, a silent current that the other demons in the room couldn't help but detect. Their uneasy gazes darted nervously between the two Overlords, a silent acknowledgement of the charged atmosphere that enveloped the space. Suddenly, a piercing shattering sound signalled the glass's surrender to Alastor's forceful grip, erupting into countless shards beneath the fury of his rage. The sharp noise echoed through the lobby, and some of the guests surrounding the bar fell silent, their attention drawn to the scene unfolding at the counter. The Radio Demon carefully formulated his next words, each one cutting through the air with a precision that mirrored the sharp sound preceding them. "Consider this your warning. Back off, or face the consequences," Alastor’s voice was laced with static, his eyes blazing with an intensity that made even the bravest of demons think twice about crossing him.

Valentino initially responded with a flicker of shock in his eyes, an expression that evaded neither Alastor's penetrating gaze nor went unnoticed, only to be swiftly veiled behind a facade of laughter. The crescendo of amusement heightened as Valentino watched the scene beside him unfold, his eyes maintaining a sly glint that implied his complete nonchalance toward the Radio Demon's hostility. "I don't know what you're so worked up about," he said still laughing, his voice dripping with condescension while curling his lips into a smug smile.

Alastor's expression, however, was far from amused. Valentino's laughter turned into a low, throaty growl as he leaned in even closer to the deer demon, his own eyes gleaming with a mischievous spark. "But you really should learn to control that temper of yours, baby," he purred, the sweet tone of his voice contrasting sharply with the murderous look in Alastor's eyes. "After all, I'd hate having to discipline you myself." 

The deer demon's jaw clenched tightly in response to the implication, and his grip on the remnants of his glass tightened even more, causing the sharp edges to crunch and crack under the mounting pressure. His static-filled eyes narrowed to glowing slits as they briefly fixed on the glass shards piercing his skin, drawing black blood that trickled down his hand and onto the plush carpeted ground below. Somewhere behind him, he heard several lightbulbs burst.

Valentino's lips curled into a sly smirk, unveiling razor-sharp teeth and a glinting golden filler. Leaning back into his seat, he unabashedly ogled Alastor's form. "Oh hit a nerve? Hmm... Angel baby wasn't wrong about your charm," he purred, his voice thick with menace. "But I've also heard you have a taste for pain. Is that true, my deer?" His hand trailed down Alastor's arm, pulling up the red fabric in its wake, and his long fingers lingered on the scars that crisscrossed the Radio Demon's skin. "I see you're not afraid to get a little blood on your hands," he added, his tone flirtatious.

Alastor's eyes plunged into a swirling abyss of darkness, his silhouette dissolving into a billow of inky smoke before emerging soundlessly on the seat right behind the Overlord's back. His entire being exuded an aura of cold and silent fury that hinted at impending consequences for Valentino's transgressions as he spoke in a low, menacing voice. "I will make myself clear, Valentino. Lay your hand on my person again and I will personally see to it that you regret it for your entire existence." His words were laced with a barely restrained passion for murder that made it clear he was not one to be trifled with. "Believe me, you do not want to test my patience."

Valentino, initially showing surprise at the Radio Demon's sudden disappearance under his touch, slowly pivoted on his seat to once again face Alastor. His expression was now tinged with a blend of intrigue and amusement. "Oh, baby, your threats only make me want you more," he purred, his voice sickly sweet and oozing with repulsive charm that left an acrid taste on Alastor's tongue. "You're so full of yourself, thinking you're untouchable. But I'll tell you this, Alastor, I've faced stronger demons than you and came out on top." He leaned closer to the deer demon yet again, his breath hot against his ear. "So, if you want to play with fire, I'm more than happy to light the match," he added with a wicked grin.

The Radio Demon's countenance contorted into an impossibly wide sneer, spanning across his entire face as he turned and twisted fully towards Valentino, the radio dials in his glowing red eyes reflecting in heart-shaped sunglasses."You have no idea what you're playing with." Alastor leaned in closer himself, but his intention was a far cry from the flirtation Valentino had anticipated. His breath, heated, whispered the weight of his final warning against the Overlord's face. "I suggest you leave this establishment before you find out the hard way," he growled, his voice plummeting octaves below his average, accompanied by a deafening static that distorted his figure around the edges, causing him to glitch in and out of existence on the barstool. The air around them seemed to thicken, crackling with dark energy as Alastor's powers began to seep out. 

 

Valentino's arrogant smirk only grew wider at the challenge, his prideful nature refusing to back down. His eyes sparkled with excitement and confidence at the prospect of dominating Alastor. "Oh, but I like it the hard way,"  he purred, his hand reaching out to Alastor's arm, trailing slowly to his shoulder. "I like it when things get a little rough, and I know you do too, my little Radio Demon."

As he leaned in, intending to assert his dominance with a fierce kiss, he felt a sudden chill run down his spine. But he ignored it, determined to have his way with the Radio Demon. His fingertips brushed against Alastor's skin just below his cheek, and before he could react, an ominous force seized him.

 

A great earthquake seemed to be tearing the building apart, causing the ground to shake violently.

The room reverberated with a deafening roar that drowned out all other sounds, shattering every glass and window in the lobby. 

Splinters of wood and broken bottles crashed to the floor as something huge collided with the bar behind Alastor, creating a thunderous impact.

The noise was so loud and fierce that it felt like the very foundations of the building were crumbling.

 

As abruptly as it had begun, the noise stopped, leaving the room enveloped in an eerie silence that was almost as deafening as the cacophony that had preceded it. A tangible sense of foreboding saturated the air, each breath laden with an ominous weight, as if the very atmosphere itself held its breath in anticipation of something worse to happen.

 

Alastor quickly regained his senses, the static fading away in his eyes as stood up from his seat and surveyed the new situation with astonishment and intrigue. His attention was drawn to the empty seat beside him, which was not only vacant but entirely missing. In its place was a gaping hole in the bar and countertop, with the wall that once held Husk's neatly arranged bottles now sporting a large dent and circular cracks emanating from a point of impact. The debris-covered floor and walls testified to the sheer force of whatever had caused this destruction.

Alastor's gaze shifted behind the still-intact part of the bar, where he saw long limbs awkwardly twisted and trembling from their crash against the wall and floor. Among the debris lay a pair of heart-shaped glasses, now broken and bent.

A shiver, akin to a surge of delight, cascaded down his spine as he witnessed the colossal exhibition of power, dispelling any uncertainty about the identity of the one wielding such tremendous force.

The entire room was fixated on Alastor, who remained unscathed despite the wound he had inflicted on himself earlier, his still pulled-up sleeve now soaked in the same dark liquid that had also pooled into a puddle of blood beneath chair and feet.

Without warning, Alastor found himself engulfed in a veil of grey smoke that seemed to emerge from a dark void. The tendrils of smoke gently embraced his form with a fleeting caress before dissipating, revealing the figure of the King of Hell himself standing where Valentino had been seated moments ago. Alastor's eyebrow quirked up at the dramatic entrance, but he couldn't deny the aura of power that radiated from the demon king. His lithe form was a striking contrast against the chaos that surrounded him, his white suit pristine and untouched despite the destruction he had wrought.

Yet, the King of Hell's unwavering gaze was solely fixed on him.

Robbed of the opportunity to exact personal vengeance upon the Overlord, Alastor's cunning mind whirred with a myriad of thoughts, yet neither anger nor disappointment found a foothold among them. He had been more than capable of handling the situation himself - perhaps with a finesse that might have exceeded mere retribution. Alastor had entertained the notion of causing harm with an excess just to ensure his point was unmistakably made. Had he been the orchestrator, the deer demon would have created a bloody spectacle, ensuring every resident of hell knew the lengths he went to settle Valentino's debt—even if it entailed leaving the Hotel in ruins in his wake.

However, the Overlord was smoothly extracted without Alastor having to lift a finger, portraying Lucifer as the establishment's saviour from the potential onslaught the Radio Demon would have unleashed and ensuring the safety of the attendees from collateral damage. This thunderous destruction was the consequence of protective intervention, utterly incomprehensible to the oblivious crowd. Yet, both Lucifer and Alastor understood that this outcome had been one of the most benign of all possibilities. But instead of gauging the aftermath of his damage control or offering reassuring words to the bewildered crowd, Lucifer's gaze had remained steadfastly fixed on Alastor from the moment he appeared. 

Alastor, unscathed and unfazed, neither in need of saving nor assistance, perceived an earnest concern in Lucifer's eyes directed specifically at him. The deer demon found himself attempting to unravel the profound depth of that gaze that immediately captivated him.

Revisiting events that had transpired and contemplating the factors that might have led to a situation where Lucifer, in his capacity as the king of hell, felt compelled to intervene, a sudden realization struck Alastor. All his thoughts converged into one unequivocal conclusion. The deer demon found himself taken aback by the abrupt revelation of what precisely had triggered Lucifer's profound intervention. A mix of surprise and curiosity lifted his eyebrows way up to his hairline, stirred by the unexpected intensity of Lucifer's emotions.

It was evident that the King of Hell had taken profound personal offense to Valentino's advances—likely witnessing the conclusion of their interaction, culminating in Valentino initiating a kiss, which prompted Lucifer's outburst of violence rather than a direct personal approach.

What astonished Alastor even more was that the depth of Lucifer's fury and anger paled in comparison to the look the King of Hell now bore on his face.

And that look was reserved only for him.

 

In that moment, Lucifer's gaze felt almost uncomfortably intense, unleashing a multitude of sentiments while remaining conspicuously silent. Alastor couldn't help but ponder the potential public consequences that might arise from Lucifer's unexpectedly revealing actions. 

Only then the Radio Demon realized the depth of the King of Hell's feelings towards him. It was no secret that Lucifer held a certain level of respect and admiration for Alastor's talents, but he had never expected to be the recipient of such protective instincts from the ruler of Hell in front of onlookers. The realization quickened his heartbeat, igniting his entire body, and he couldn't help but feel an intoxicating blend of pride intertwining with his deep sense of intrigue.

As Alastor's mind raced with a flurry of unfamiliar emotions, he grappled with formulating a strategy to navigate the potential public fallout from Lucifer's outburst and the sudden revelation of their now uncovered relationship.

Lost in thought, he was abruptly taken aback when he felt Lucifer's hand gently envelop his injured one—a gesture he hadn't anticipated or registered was about to occur. Despite the unexpected touch, he found himself unable to move under the king's scrutinizing gaze and gentle ministrations.

The contact sent a jolt of electricity through Alastor's body, and his inquisitive eyes, which had been observing the lithe fingers moving tenderly around his own, snapped back to Lucifer's face in surprise. The expression on the King of Hell's countenance was unexpectedly soft, almost tender, and completely at ease as if it were only the two of them. For a fleeting moment, Alastor felt a warmth spread through him, an inexplicable sensation that defied explanation, hindering his ability to formulate any further coherent thoughts on damage control.

Lucifer assessed the wound, probing carefully around the cut edges of skin and glove. His hands moved deftly but at a deliberately slow pace as he began to remove the torn fabric, an unnecessary caution for wounds not deep enough to warrant such care. Yet Alastor found himself unable to reject this treatment or voice the unnecessary nature of it, fully capable as he was of healing wounds himself. Despite the bewilderment at his voice failing him and the alarms ringing in the recesses of his mind—acknowledging that he was revealing too much of himself as he had just rebuffed touch from another and reacted with undue violence—he simply allowed it to happen.

He lost track of time when a sudden jolt of pain shot through Alastor's arm, Lucifer's finger grazing his naked skin around the deeper cuts on his hand, pulling him back to the present moment. A realization of the vulnerable position he had allowed himself into struck him, and heat surged into his cheekbones. Despite his newfound discomfort, he couldn't help but notice the soft smile that remained on the King of Hell's face as he inspected the damage the glass had done.

The combination of the pain in his hand, the tranquility on Lucifer's face, and their surroundings left Alastor feeling uneasy. Was Lucifer fully aware of their exposure, or was he lost in thought, conceiving something behind that serene smile? Possibilities raced through Alastor's mind as he struggled to maintain composure before the watching crowd, acutely aware of their sudden intimacy and the potential consequences it might bring.

 

Suddenly, Alastor's thoughts screeched to a halt as Lucifer's next move caught him off guard. He watched in shock as the King of Hell took his bloodied hand and brought it to his mouth, his slitted tongue delicately lapping at the wound. A flush crept up Alastor's neck, a mix of embarrassment and dark longing swirling within him as he observed Lucifer's lips closing around his fingers. The sharp intakes of breath only heightened the charged atmosphere between them, and Alastor couldn't help but feel his full body shiver at the unexpected turn of events. Something new stirred within him, sending his mind into overdrive at the implications of Lucifer's actions. His heart hammered, plunging down into the bottomless abyss that was his stomach.

Alastor's eyes remained helplessly fixated on Lucifer's tongue as it delicately licked the thick rivulets of blood from his wound, meticulously cleansing it from the black stain. Each sweep of the tongue against his skin lured him further away from his thoughts; each sucking motion drove him to the brink as his instincts begged him to relinquish control. The deer demon found himself unable to look away, drawn like a moth to a flame as he witnessed this display that amalgamated every sin he knew with something he couldn't quite wrap his mind around. An unfamiliar yet not entirely unwelcome notion settled in his heart, almost but not quite overshadowing the gazes of the crowd as they observed the King of Hell tending to him in such an intimate manner.

It felt as though Lucifer had metaphorically taken his crown and placed it onto Alastor's head, bowing deeply to him and kissing his rings in worship. Normally, Alastor would have responded with unparalleled triumph to a notion that elevated him to a pedestal, but somehow his thoughts revolved solely around Lucifer exposing himself to a crowd ready to seize any moment of carelessness. The thrill of danger coursing through the Radio Demon at the realization of what was happening made his heart race and his breath catch in his throat.

The king halted his tongue, perhaps discerning a flicker of Alastor's internal struggle in his crimson eyes. He simply huffed, nonchalantly shrugging his shoulders, as if to convey, "This is no big deal, Alastor; stop fussing about it." However, his rosy cheekbones glowed brighter than usual, a subtle revelation to Alastor that the king was more affected than he was willing to admit. With a graceful motion, Lucifer turned Alastor's hand and planted a gentle kiss on the back before releasing it, sending another shiver down the deer demon's spine.

Alastor experienced a strange blend of embarrassment and pleasure coursing through his body, his heart pounding out of his chest as he met Lucifer's gaze. He already mourned the impending loss of that tender touch despite himself and promptly chastised himself for such vulnerability. He couldn't help but wonder whether the King of Hell was fully aware of the effect he had on him.

He felt utterly exposed, his heart laid bare for everyone to see, showcasing his vulnerability in front of a hungry crowd. The deer demon sensed his heartstrings tightening, and this time, the shiver he experienced was far from pleasant.

Lucifer, however, seemed to discern his predicament the moment it occurred, huffing once more and reaching out almost imperceptibly, softly grazing his pinky finger across the back of Alastor's healing hand.

Valentino's agonized groan cleaved through the air like a sharp knife, cutting through the tension and jolting everyone out of their stupor. He struggled to rise from behind the bar, pushing aside debris with audible cracks emanating from his many limbs. Despite his evident pain, he tried to regain his composure and dusted himself off, readjusting his big top hat and clutching his broken glasses in his hand. But as he prepared to voice his outrage, his eyes caught the gaze of the many transfixed faces around him, all staring in incredulous expressions at the scene unfolding in front of the bar. 

“What the... -” Valentino began, his voice trailing off as he absorbed the scene before him. His eyes widened in shock as he saw the King of Hell standing next to the Radio Demon, his heart sinking as he grasped the full extent of his downfall. It dawned on him that it wasn't Alastor who had flung him through the air like a ragdoll. King or not, no one had ever dared to treat him like this; he was an Overlord for a reason, and his revenge for mistreatment spared no survivors.

Rage surged within him, threatening to spill out in a torrent of angry words and violent actions, but something halted him in his tracks. His mind whirred as he attempted to piece together the situation, trying to fathom the reasons behind the treatment he received. Alastor's gaze bore into his face, the bastard contorting his neck at an unnatural angle just to stay where he was and still look down on him. Despite the malice conveyed by his wicked smile, it oddly lacked the anticipated condescension. His countenance was a far cry from the expression of bloodlust he wore just before they were rudely interrupted. Instead, Valentino detected something acutely amiss in the deer demon's face. He was flushed, nearly crimson, seemingly overwhelmed by what appeared to be embarrassment.

His eyes shifted from Alastor's towering frame to the diminutive figure of Lucifer, a rare instance where the ruler could gaze down at Valentino. The king's stare exuded nothing but superiority, yet his mask seemed to blur around the edges, concealing something Valentino couldn't decipher.

An eerie silence enveloped the room, with no one daring to make a sound or move.

However, a subtle movement captured Valentino's attention—a delicate gesture so minuscule that it nearly escaped notice, made discernible only because his eye level was merely halfway above the ground.

Right in front of him, a small gloved finger traced over Alastor's bare hand, weaving tiny circles and patterns across the scarred skin.

Utterly bewildered and struggling to comprehend the information his vision presented, Valentino felt his jaw drop involuntarily.

Suddenly, the movement ceased entirely. Instead of retracting, the hand fully clasped the other, delicately interlocking fingers and holding them tenderly.

A staged cough from the individual who boldly claimed Alastor's hand in front of him redirected Valentino's gaze to lock with serpentine eyes. Lucifer's face illuminated with a smile as artificial as his cough, yet he retained a possessive hold on Alastor's hand. His voice, dangerously friendly and polite, carried words laced with a thinly veiled threat.

"Valentino, my dear, it's been quite a while since our paths crossed, hasn't it? I trust you've been well," Lucifer uttered, his tone deceptively genial. "I must apologize for the disturbance, but I couldn't allow any harm to befall my dear Alastor here. You see, he holds a significant place in my affections, and I won't tolerate anyone laying a hand on him." Lucifer's voice dripped with venom and sarcasm, ensuring his words addressed the entire room, leaving no doubt about the gravity and implications behind them.

The king's grip on Alastor's hand tightened, and his eyes flashed with a dangerous intensity, forming glowing slits that appeared to pierce into the tall moth's very soul. "So, Valentino, I hope you comprehend that should you ever attempt to harm him again, I won't hesitate to reduce you to ashes. I'm sure you wouldn't want to tempt me, would you?"

 

He understood the peril of provoking the wrath of the most potent being in hell, a risk that endangered not only his own life but also those of his cherished ones. Swallowing his pride and anger, he shifted his features into a carefully crafted expression of neutrality as he rose, unsteadily standing on two undoubtedly broken legs. Despite the surges of pain threatening to blind him, he moved forward to confront the two entities before him.

Sensing that the king awaited his response, the Overlord merely nodded once, his gaze flickering between Lucifer's menacing glare and the stunned onlookers. His body language betrayed fear and submission; he didn't dare utter a word of defiance, fully aware of the dire consequences of crossing the King of Hell. A sharp nod served as his sole acknowledgement of Lucifer's threat—a silent admission of defeat and an acknowledgement of the power dynamics reigning in the room.

His head hung low as he silently made his way towards the entrance doors, the unsteady limp taking his remaining grace. His once elegant and confident stride was now reduced to a pitiful shuffle, his shoulders slumped and his entire demeanour radiating defeat. Valentino was a proud demon, and the thought of leaving the hotel in such a humiliated state was unbearable. But he knew better than to risk incurring the wrath of the King of Hell any further.

As he reached the doors, Valentino's hand trembled slightly as he grasped the handle. He turned his head just enough to glance back at the scene behind him, taking in the sight of Lucifer still holding onto Alastor's hand unashamed and proud. The Overlord's lip curled up into a sneer, masking the fear that still lingered in his eyes.

With a deep breath, Valentino pushed open the doors and stepped out into the dark streets of Hell. He didn't dare look back again, knowing that the eyes of the king were still on him, silently threatening him with unspeakable consequences should he break his word. 

 

The Radio Demon's grin widened, relishing the sight of Valentino limping out through the grand doors, broken and defeated. He meticulously etched this moment into his memory with deadly precision, foreseeing a day when he would remind the Overlord of this profound humiliation, making him relive it again and again—a personal closure to their interaction today. Though he lamented that Valentino could still walk, his restless mind was already formulating torture methods to rob him of this ability for the remainder of his afterlife, and that thought alone brought him immense satisfaction.

A swell of pride filled his chest, plugging the void left by the dissipating bloodlust. Lucifer had adeptly manipulated Valentino, asserting strict dominance while effortlessly silencing any potential rebuttal, thereby ensuring he secured what he desired.

And what he desired was Alastor to himself.

Alastor wholeheartedly reciprocated the sentiment, yearning to escape the lingering, curious gazes and find a more private space.

As if attuned to the Radio Demon's inner turmoil or effortlessly discerning it from his expression, Lucifer's laughter resonated through the room. Rich and deep, the sound echoed off the decorated walls, creating a stark contrast with the still silent audience fixated on their display. The King of Hell's amusement was palpable as he readied himself to address the audience after a prolonged silence, yet his grip on the Radio Demon's hand remained unwavering."My dear Alastor, rest assured, you'll have plenty of opportunities to showcase your abilities. But for now, let's return to the matter at hand, shall we?" Lucifer's tone carried a playful and soft demeanor, and the deer demon sensed the king's pride in skillfully integrating a pun into his public words to lighten the mood. Acknowledging this, Alastor huffed softly, a gentle expression crossing his face for a fleeting second.

 

"Now," the king proclaimed grandly, assuming the splendor of a ringmaster. He shifted the attention to himself with a clap of his hands, an air of nonchalance blending seamlessly with his meticulous observation of the soon-to-be-stunned gazes in his audience.

 

With a flick of his wrist, Lucifer's magic surged through the destroyed bar, repairing the damage with an effortless ease that left the onlookers speechless. Splintered wood melded back together, shattered glass reformed, and overturned furniture righted itself. 

He then turned his attention to the now empty giant frames that held the stained-glass windows, the most prized possession of the hotel, which had been shattered into a million pieces during the fight. 

Lucifer conjured up a burst of magic that engulfed the entire space, creating a warm, golden light that enveloped the room. Slowly but surely, the shards of glass began to levitate and swirl around, reassembling themselves into their original positions. The guests and staff alike watched in awe as the once-broken windows were now fully restored, the vibrant colours and intricate designs shining through with newfound radiance.

But Lucifer wasn't done yet. With a simple wave of his hand, he summoned a brand new bottle of whiskey and set it on the reconstructed bar in front of Husk, who was still recovering from the shock of the previous events. "Here you go, my dear Husker. A fresh bottle of your favourite whiskey, on me." The feline demon let out a grumble of gratitude, though inwardly he was a bit annoyed that the king had taken to using Alastor's moniker for him. Despite his annoyance, he remained silent, not wanting to risk the wrath of the powerful demon his boss was obvoiusly now partnered with.

Lucifer finished his work with a flourish of his hand, admiring his handy work with a sense of pride. "The bar is reopened, drinks on me!" he announced with a jovial tone, his smile as bright as ever. His eyes glinted with a dangerous edge as he added, "But let this be a lesson to all those who underestimate me. The Hotel's safety is not to be trifled with."

Alastor's grin grew wider as he watched Lucifer smoothly shift the focus away from their relationship. The crowd seemed to take the bait, eagerly engaging in lively discussions about the events that had just unfolded. Despite the slip-up, Alastor felt no shame or regret. He relished in the thrill of being discovered, knowing that their partnership was stronger than any potential backlash. As they waited for the inevitable intrusion of his colleagues, Alastor felt a rush of anticipation, eager to see how they would react to the news.

 

“What the FUCKl?! I can't believe my eyes!" Angel exclaimed as he and the group of his friends approached Alastor and Lucifer. "Valentino finally got his sorry ass kicked outta here? Hell yeah!" He pumped his fist in the air, grinning from ear to ear. "That's what I'm talkin’ about!"

Vaggie furrowed her brows, her eyes flicking back and forth between Lucifer and Alastor, who remained close to each other. "Hold up a minute," she said firmly, addressing the two demons in front of her. "How long has this been going on?" She waved her hand between the two of them, indicating the bond that had secretly formed between two of the most powerful beings in hell.

Lucifer's eyes glinted with amusement as he turned his gaze to Vaggie. "My dear, the question is not how long, but rather how could you have missed it?" he said with a playful tone. "Alastor has been a valuable ally and a worthy companion in my endeavours." He secretly rested his hand on Alastor's back affectionately, his smile softening. 

Alastor chuckled, a wicked glint in his eyes. "It's been a while, I'll give you that," he said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "But I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Don't worry, darlings, we won't let our personal affairs interfere with our professional ones any more than you have a right to know." Alastor's chuckle turned into a full-on laugh as he summoned the sound of a roaring audience that echoed through the hotel's halls.

Husk, who had been quietly nursing his freshly summoned glass of whiskey, finally chimed in. "Had my suspicions," he remarked with a nonchalant shrug, taking a sip. "But I'm not one to pry into other people's business."

Niffty's face turned a bright shade of red as she suddenly grasped the situation. "Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed, her eyes widening. She instinctively covered her mouth with her hands. "I had no idea!" With giddy joy, she practically clung to Husker's leg, who, despite not being pleased with this behavior, decided to let it slide. He wasn't in the mood to cause another stir, having endured multiple heart attacks today—a stir that might have literally killed him, considering the toll it took on his undead constitution.

Charlie, who had been quiet throughout the exchange, silently spoke up, her voice laced with guilt. "I knew," she admitted, her gaze fixed on the ground as if she couldn't bear to look at the others. She nervously fiddled with the seam of her red suit, attempting to release the tension building inside her, uncertain about how to articulate her situation.

The group fell silent, everyone exchanging glances of surprise and confusion. Even Husk, who had just taken a large sip from his drink nearly choked at the revelation.

 "You knew?" Vaggie asked, her voice laced with disbelief.

Charlie shifted uncomfortably, her cheeks flushing with embarrassment. "Since the beginning," she confessed. 

As Charlie spoke, both Lucifer and Alastor exchanged a quick but meaningful glance, their eyes locking for a moment in unspoken communication. Alastor's grin grew wider, almost predatory, as he leaned in slightly towards Lucifer, clearly pleased with the turn of events. Lucifer, for his part, looked intrigued, his expression a mixture of amusement and curiosity.

It was clear that they both found Charlie's confession to be interesting, exciting even. They had kept their relationship a secret for so long that it was refreshing to have someone else in the know. But at the same time, there was a hint of danger in the air, a sense that Charlie could have overstepped her bounds at any time by revealing their secret to her friends.

The rest of the group was silent, processing this new information. Vaggie's disbelief slowly gave way to anger as she realized that they had all been kept in the dark for so long. Husk, who had recovered from his near-choking fit, looked almost amused by the whole thing, taking another sip of his drink and watching the drama unfold.

Meanwhile, Charlie shifted uncomfortably under their gazes, her cheeks burning with embarrassment and guilt. She knew that she had betrayed their trust by keeping Alastor’s and her father’s secret, but at the same time, she couldn't bear to see them hurt or angry. It was a difficult situation, and one that she wasn't sure how to resolve.

 

The group continued to stare at Charlie, unsure of what to say or do in response to her confession. Finally, Vaggie let out a deep sigh.

Angel, who had been unusually quiet for a while, let out a loud laugh. "Well, goddamn!" he exclaimed, his voice trembling with excitement. "This is some juicy drama right here!"

Vaggie shot him a disapproving glare. "Angel, this is serious," she scolded him.

The spider demon raised his hands in surrender, still grinning from ear to ear. "Hey, I'm just saying," he said. "I'm happy for ya guys."

"Well, I guess this explains a lot," she said, her tone resigned. "But Charlie, we trust you. You could have told us sooner." Vaggie placed a comforting hand on Charlie's shoulder, worry in her eyes for her partner about enduring the weight of this secret for so long completely alone.

Charlie looked up at her girlfriend with a weak smile and nodded, her expression a mixture of relief and apprehension. "I know, and I'm sorry," she said. "I just didn't want to cause more trouble for anyone. They looked so happy together, it felt wrong telling on them."

The group fell into an immediate hush, struggling to fathom the notion of happiness gracing Alastor's countenance. Lucifer radiated unbridled joy, almost beaming, while Alastor, for once, seemed to possess eyes that were at least less crazed than usual and notably devoid of radio dials. His smile remained as predatory as ever, a clear exhibition of his menacing demeanour that never quite left him. Nevertheless, their hands began to intertwine once more, a subtle revelation that hinted at more profound emotions concealed behind their respective facades.

The silence stretched on, each of them lost in their own thoughts about the revelation. It was clear that things would never be the same again, but for better or for worse, they would face the future together.

Husk grunted softly, taking another swig of his drink. "Whatever. As long as it doesn't affect my work around here, I don't care who's sleeping with whom," he muttered, earning a disapproving glare from Vaggie.

Lucifer chuckled, his gaze flickering between Alastor and Charlie. "Well, now that we have that cleared up, shall we all move on with our lives?" he suggested, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

Alastor smirked, his grip on Lucifer's hand tightening. "Agreed," he said, a hint of wickedness in his voice. "After all, we have a hotel to run and an event to host! Ahahahaha!” 

 

Despite summoning the laughter of an invisible audience once more to lighten the mood and emphasize his showmanship, Alastor remained composed and focused, his sharp mind already devising a plan to leverage the situation to their advantage. He knew the power of appearances and how easily they could be manipulated, and he was confident in his and Lucifer's ability to control the narrative.

As the event shifted its focus to the main reason everyone had gathered, Alastor's composure remained unwavering, his smile never faltering. He was acutely aware that this was just the beginning of a new game, one in which he and Lucifer held all the cards. With his mind already racing through various possibilities, Alastor felt a thrill of excitement rush through him, the prospect of outmanoeuvring their opponents invigorating him. He exchanged a knowing glance with Lucifer, a silent communication passing between them once more as they held each other's hand tightly, preparing for what sure was to come. 

This was going to be fun.

 

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed it! I would be honoured if you left a kudo or a comment!
This was the request for those who wondered :D

"Do you think you could write a story where there is a party at the hotel celebrating the first soul to have made it to heaven and Valentino comes to the party, but then comes onto Alastor, Alastor is very clearly rejecting these advances, but then Lucifer notices and beats the ever living f#ck out of Valentino for messing with Alastor(and during this Lucifer reveals that he and Alastor have been dating for quite some time and everybody but Charlie is extremely shocked)"