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“I knew that long-nosed fucker was good for something,” Kid said as he took a long hit from the bong he held in his hand. He held it in for a moment before he couldn’t stand it anymore, choking out the smoke as he passed the bong over to Law. “Always fucking around with those plants.”
Luffy would have praised his friend Usopp for the weed, but he was too busy dozing off in a recliner. Being as high as a kite and having eaten all the snacks was a recipe for a deep slumber.
Law held up the bong to his mouth and lit the bowl. The smoke filled the tube as Law sucked it in, immediately choking after.
“And since I’m the one who bought it and this fucker ain’t payin’ up,” Kid motioned to a sound asleep Luffy, “You can pay up both portions.”
Kid’s lipstick stained lips widened into a smug, toothy grin as his hand dipped into his pants, pulling out his massive floppy dick. It was already beginning to twitch with excitement.
“Damn, Eustass-ya.” Law’s bloodshot eyes dropped down to Kid’s one-eyed monster. “Don’t have to tell me twice.” Another large cloud of smoke blew out from Law’s mouth as he sat there swaying.
The double hits were taking effect and fast. The room was slightly spinning as Law dropped to his knees between Kid’s legs, moving them further apart to accommodate his frame.
Kid grabbed the bong and lighter and took a hit as he watched Law’s hands and mouth slide down the length of his cock. The smoke seeped out into the air with each groan of pleasure.
Law had picked up the pace until Kid’s tip was pressing against the back of his throat.
“Fuck yea,” Kid said as he rested his head back against the sofa. “You know how to work that pretty fuckin’ mouth of yours. Stroke it nice and long.”
Law’s brows furrowed as he thought over what Kid just said. He wasn’t sure what the stones redhead just said.
Did he say “smoke it like a bong?” Law thought. Kinky bastard.
Droopy, bloodshot eyes scanned the sofa in search of the lighter. Once it was located, Law picked it up. With his free hand, he gripped Kid’s massive nut sack and slightly lifted it to the side.
“Hey now, gettin’ kinda feisty. Watch the fuckin’ jewels,” Kid snapped before he relaxed again, getting into the pleasurable feeling of getting his dick sucked.
The sounds from Kid were beginning to wake Luffy. His eyes opened to slits as the blur of sleep began to become clear.
“Slow down, Trafalgar! Yer gonna burn my fuckin’ cock off!” Kid said as he lifted his head at the sudden burning feeling and scent of burnt hair.
Turns out Law did just that as he treated Kid’s fiery red pubes as weed and set them on fire.
“What the fuck!”
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Kid found himself in a hospital bed that day. A grumpy, painful expression was plastered to his face and he and Law were beyond sobered up at this point.
Killer, Wire and Heat had arrived immediately to support and question their friend. Bepo, Shachi and Penguin did the same with Law, but it seemed neither were budging on what happened. Both were embarrassed by the incident, so their secret was safe.
Luffy arrived with a potted tulip to give to Kid as a get well gift. Zoro, Sanji and Nami were in tow, not because they wanted to be but because Luffy dragged them along.
“What happened?” Killer asked Kid again. His massively muscular arms were crossed now in annoyance. Kid ignored the question once again.
“Jaggy didn’t tell you?” Luffy said as he set down the plant in Kid’s hands.
Law and Kid knew that Luffy was still asleep when the incident happened. He couldn’t tell the full story.
Or so they thought.
“Traffy was giving Jaggy a blowy, but he got too kinky and set Jaggy’s dick on fire!” Luffy threw his head back as he broke out into a fit of laughter.
Law and Kid were too shocked and wanting to keel over from embarrassment to even say anything. Let’s just say that Kid would be keeping lighters away from Law the next time they smoked out and it was time for Law to pay his portion.