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Right so let's start with Hannibal
I fell like Hannibal wouldn't let himself completely go because he has some dignity and a reputation to keep, but then he'd stare at this cool ass lamp like the one Infront of mw and just LOSE his minddd, like he would not be able to keep his thoughts to himself and just start rambling about whatever I mentioned and about his unpopular opinions about all those classics he references all the time because he's autistic yes he is shut up
Now I know we're all wondering: What about the munchies? Is he gonna get his ass up and murder some poor person from his food Russian roulette machine?
And to that I say: fuck no??? Like yes he's done it enough times that he can function while high so he absolutely could get away with it, but that's such a risk he's not willing to take. He either prepares munchies beforehand or he always has some just in case.
And the munchies will add to his soft stomach omg
But in general Hannibal has definitely tried the devil's lettuce before and will again.
Now Will! Will either had that phase in highschool/college because his life was shit and weed is a great escape, or he tried it once and realized it makes him closed off and the opposite of fun at a gathering cuz he's mentally ill afff, or he was a lame good boy who wanted to be a cop so bad he never broke a rule (after childhood he definitely was a little thief back then).
Now I feel like he would be the type that can't handle a quiet high, like he and Hannibal both HAVE to have music on or they'll DIE of shchorot
How do you say that in English
Anyway
Will would vibe the hell out of music and make the weirdest fucking munchies ever like he would mix basic food with other basic shit that should not be allowed to mix together and Hannibal would be MORTIFIED
Until he tries it and it kinda fucks?
After Will's mental health stopped being shit and he got reintroduced to weed, he could not fall asleep without hitting at least one at night
Like he's not addicted, but it definitely helps his everyday life, y'know?