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It was a rare thing for Furihata Kouki to use Twitter. In the few occasions that he used the site, he'd favorite or retweet his friends’ tweets instead of writing his own.
What was even rarer was that he’d share tidbits of the side of his personal life that included Akashi Seijuurou, the multi-talented and drop dead gorgeous heir of the multi-millionaire Akashi Masaomi, future CEO of the infamous Akashi Group, ex-captain of Teiko’s Generation of Miracles, current captain of the powerhouse basketball team of one of Kyoto’s most prestigious boarding school, Rakuzan High, and Kouki’s longtime boyfriend.
The reason why most of Kouki’s followers probably choked on whatever they had in their mouth (saliva included) at the moment they saw his last tweet was because Seirin’s cautious point-guard had just tweeted a selfie of himself, uncharacteristically rolling his eyes while posing with what were indubitably Akashi’s latest perfect test scores. But what made everyone howl with laughter wasn't just the picture itself but what Kouki tweeted alongside it.
Kouki @Kouki_Furi : “But ofc, he is #absolute”
Takao Kazunari was fucking dying.
The hawkeye's morning routine consisted of sending his daily "Goooood moooorning babyyyyy (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡" text to Shin-chan, receiving in the seconds that follows his boyfriend's usual "Die fool" response, checking all of his social media apps to see what his friends were up to and then showering, eating and taking off to pick up his majesty Princess Shin-chan.
But today was different and Kazunari wasn't going to accomplish the last few steps of his routine anytime soon if he didn't stop laughing like a dying hyena.
Picking his phone up from where it fell after his excessive fit of laughter began; Takao quickly opened the group chat, which was more of a support group, which he was the admin of.
Kazunari: KOU-CHAN
Kazunari: YOU SAVAGE
Kazunari:I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Kazunari: but dont tell akashi i said that, k?
kazunari favorited your Tweet
kazunari retweeted your Tweet
✿Satsuki✿ and Kouichi Kawahara favorite your Tweet
Hiro favorited your Tweet
Hiro @Hiro-FUKU:
@Kouki_Furi KOUKI WHAT THE FUCK
“Kouki”
Furihata was in trouble.
He was currently visiting his boyfriend in his Kyoto residence to celebrate with him Daimonji*, which he knows is a festival the red hair holds dear due to it’s origin and the fact that the Akashi family is, and has been for centuries now, one of the families who has the duty to organize the bonfires.
He’d been granted the permission from his parents to spend the weekend at the Akashi mansion because according to them and especially his mother, “Akashi-kun is such an impeccable young man Kouki, he’s smart, polite and a famous basketball player, it wouldn’t hurt you to spend more time with him and take example on him”
Oh if only she knew how much more time he wished he could spend with him.
But right now he’s limited Akashi-time might come to an end quicker than he thought.
“Kouki” repeated Akashi’s honeyed voice from the other side of the redhead’s room.
The now shacking brunet turned slowly his attention from his phone to his boyfriend who was situated behind him, seated at his desk right in front his laptop.
Oh no
Oh fuck
Adorned with the fakest smile known to mankind, Seijuurou turned his laptop to Kouki’s direction to show him exactly what the brunet didn’t want to see.
“Care to explain to me what the hell is going on here?”
♡☆Ryoutaaa☆♡ and Tetsuya favorited your Tweet
♡☆Ryoutaaa☆♡ @CopyCat7:
@Kouki_Furi OMG Furihatacchi
Tetsuya @KurokoTetsuya:
@Kouki_Furi it was a pleasure to be your friend and teammate Furihata-kun. You will be greatly missed. #youareABSOLUTE-(ly)dead
Daiki, Midorima Shintarou and 5 others favorite your Tweet
Daiki @Daiomine:
@Kouki_Furi FUCKING RIP FURIHUAHUA @KurokoTetsuya @SatsuMoi
Daiki: alright
Daiki: who’s going to go to the police bout Akashi first???
Daiki: I suggest we w8 until they place a bounty on his head or somethin
Ryouta:what r u talking about aominecchi???????
Daiki: bout akashi murdering the chihuahua
Daiki: stupid
Ryouta: AOMINECCHI YOU DOT MAKE ANY SENS
Ryouta: AND IM NOT STUPID !!
Daiki: yes u r
Ryouta: AM NOT
Daiki: r 2
Ryouta: AM NOT!!!!
Daiki: r2
Ryouta: AM NOT!!!!!!!!!
Daiki: sooo r stuuuuupid
Shintarou: Both of you are imbeciles with grammar just as impressive as your IQs so if want to argue don't spam the group chat and do it elsewhere nanodayo.
Ryouta: Midorimacchi so mean ( ≧Д≦)!!!!
Tetsuya: Kise-kun, I believe Aomine-kun is referring to Furihata-kun's tweet about Akashi-kun
Atsushi: Eeeeh, what's up with Aka-chin and Furi-chin?
Ryouta: Aaaaah, thanks for the enlightning Kurokocchi o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o but poor Furihatacchi （／_＼）
Shintarou: It's enlightenment you moron.
Tetsuya: Murasakibara-kun you should check Furihata-kun's twitter page and you'll understand
Daiki: Satsuki and I will take at least 60% of the bounty
Daiki: & ALSO
Daiki: dibs on akashi's beach house
Shintarou: Aomine you fool
Daiki: wut
Tetsuya: Aomine-kun, I think you forgot that Akashi-kun is the admin of this group...
Daiki: ....
Daiki: F U C K
kazunari @HAWKEYE10:
"This view is the #absolute best"
"What are you doing Takao?"
Tearing his gaze off of his phone, Kazunari stared at the permanent frown plastered on the beautiful face of his green haired boyfriend.
Said boyfriend had been too busy all afternoon practicing in a court near their neighborhood and had apparently only called the raven to drive him there in their rickshaw, completely neglecting him afterwards to practice more of his amazing three-pointers, leaving Takao with nothing better to do than take pictures and videos of Shin-chan’s majestic ass and adding them to his Story on Snapchat or posting them on Twitter.
“Taking pics of your beautiful butt and posting them online”
“WHAT?!”
“Relax Shin-chan, only my followers can see what I post”
“And who exactly is following you?”
“Well you have the Miracles of course, their partners, the senpais, some players from Seirin, Kaijo…”
“I’ve heard enough” cut Midorima’s baritone. “Instead of wasting your time starring at my derriere you should prove yourself useful and play against me, nanodayo.”
“Aww Shin-chan I love it when you whisper sweet nothings to me” singsongs Kazunari as he stood up from the bench where he was sitting and made his way to his light, making a show of himself by swooning in front of Shintarou and landing in his arms.
“Shut up you fool!”
“Oh Shin-chan you should know by now that I can’t resist your ass. Worthy of being the second wonder of the world if you ask me.”
“How can you compare a beauty like the Machu Pichu to my posterior is beyond me.”
“Those mountains and walls and piles of old stones are nothing next to your ass babe” said before gently grabbing his partner’s butt “This beauty is my personal second wonder of the world!”
“…What’s in first place?”
“Your face of course” whispered Takao to his boyfriend’s ear before receiving a sweet smile and peck from his beloved.
Yukio: wtf???
Yukio: you kids have way too much time on your hands!
Yukio: Furihata, stop embarrassing yourself online and Takao stop encouraging him
Tatsuya: Aaah kids these days…
Tetsuya @KurokoTetsuya:
I #absolute –(ly) love Maji Burgers’s vanilla milkshakes
Daiki @Daiomine:
#Absolute –(ly) nobody can beat me except me
✿Satsuki✿ @SatsuMoi:
I #absolute –(ly) can’t wait for the next issue of Basket Ball Monthly featuring @Daiomine and #Touou on the cover!!!!!
Atsushi @Muratsu:
#Absolute –(ly) nothing tastes better than Nerunerunerune~~~
♡☆Ryoutaaa☆♡ @CopyCat7:
I am #ABSolute
Midorima Shintarou @MidorimaShintarou7:
You are all #absolute –(ly) ridiculous nanodayo
“Seijuurou..”
“…”
“I’m sorry…”
“…”
“It was just a joke!”
“…”
“C’mon Sei…”
No matter how many times the brunet pleaded, his boyfriend was adamant to not talk to him or even looking his way.
Drapped in their finest yukatas, Seirin and Rakuzan’s point guards were at the highest point of Funaokayama Park alongside the majority of Kyoto’s population to witness the lightning of the giant Chinese characters.
The end of the festival announced the time for Furihata to go home and Kouki was determined to not part with his beloved before things between them were smooth again.
“Sei…please talk to me. I’m sorry I made fun of you on Twitter but it seemed like a harmless joke at the time but now I understand how it might have offended you. Please sweatheart I don’t want to go back to Tokyo and not see you for another couple of months knowing you’re still mad at me.”
Giving his boyfriend his best puppy eyes, Furihata finally succeeded in making Akashi flinch as the emperor slowly shifted towards him, a small smile playing on his lips. Kouki responded to Seijuurou’s gesture by giving him in return his best smile, hugging the slightly taller teen’s waist and pecking his cheek.
“So…you’re not mad at me anymore?”
“Absolutely not”
Akashi Seijuurou @AKASHISEI:
I will soon be in Tokyo so you better make yourselves available for our next meeting #IAMabsolute