Work Text:
A drabble in verse:
A is for Apple, which Severus bit
while Headmaster Albus enjoyed his tight fit.
Boys will be boys, so C is for Curious,
as claims to be straight grow a little more spurious.
E is for Early when, lying in bed,
Kingsley wakes up giving Alastor head.
And don't we all pity, in H is for Heat,
poor randy Minerva who squirms in her seat.
Q is for Quick, for Severus, I guess,
though poor Argus Filch was left cleaning the mess.
Eight more smutty alphabet letters to go:
with sodomy, Snape, and of course, fellatio.