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Deep inside the Caribbean rested a island and on that island was a large hill which built upon it was the villainous lair of the most diabolical mastermind the world had ever seen!
"Gah..BLASTED PAPER WORK!" "HOW IS A MASTERMIND SUPPOSE TO GET ANYTHING DONE IF HE CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT PAPER WORK!?" A voice demanded asking himself in frustration.
Welllll...the most diabolical mastermind the world had ever seen if you asked the owner of that voice. None other than the mad scientist super villain with dreams of world conquest, and the most regular enemy faced by the teen heroine Kim Possible to the point he was recognized as her arch nemesis (Even though some would debate that title belonged to his "sidekick") Dr. Drakken.
Who was a 37 year old man of average height and build with light-blue skin, long black hair tied in a ponytail, a scar under his left eye, and a thick unibrow. Who wore a blue double-breasted coat and trousers, with black gloves and boots. As well as a wide belt and a black collar, both of which are embossed with pale green circles.
Right now the Doctor was seating at a personal desk in the lair dealing with bubbling frustration and resentment at the result of another failed scheme and another defeat at the hands of Kim Possible.
Well frustration and resentment as a result of that, "I should have never worked with that woman." And other things as well.
The scientist grumbled to himself while trying to organize the desk, "DNAmy what was I thinking?!" He asked himself in disbelief as he looked back at his most recent plot to create genetic monsters to use to defeat Kim Possible and take over the world. A plot that lead to him meeting another sinister mind of science and enemy of Kim Possible in DNAmy, and lead to a alliance and as he spent more time with her he thought foolishly perhaps more.
Only for his plot to not only fail but for the woman to reveal that she was in love with Monkey Fisk!? Having apparently been the one to mutate him and give him monkey hands and feet in the first place.
Needless to say this made the humiliation of his defeat all the worse, and his mood didn't get any better after escaping capture and returning to the lair with Shego.
His sidekick having opted to tell him bluntly she was taking the next month off with pay as compensation for having to deal with him going ga ga over their former partner before leaving without a word. Well without a word after a slight flare of her power after he tried to protest.
And a week into her vacation as he tried to go back to the drawing board he found his mind kept returning to his most recent humiliation and defeat, as well as all the others. Which made it hard to think of a truly villainous plan to give him victory!
What didn't help matters is in his brainstorming efforts things had become slightly organized and the henchman weren't exactly helping matters just lazing around while waiting for their brilliant leader to come up with his next brilliant scheme.
If anything they only got in the way so he was forced to order them to leave and not come back till he called them...sadly with pay. He gave sigh all of which lead to his current situation as he realized he perhaps needed help he could rely on to act as his assistant for more menial tasks and helping manage his organization.
But unlike his sidekick Shego would give him his proper due respect! Which lead to him posting a help wanted ad on the villains net believing he'd get no shortage of applicants.
After all he had thought with a smugness at the time who would pass up the chance to work for the Dr. Drakken! And in such a high position no less?!
He sighed as he finished setting and tiding everything up the answer apparently a lot as he had only gotten one response! He gave a annoyed growl before he took a calming breath, "Let it go Drakken, let it go."
He breathed before a faint smirk crossed his face, "At least someone recognizes the honor at this opportunity." He said with bit of pride despite still retaining a undertone of annoyance that he only got one result in this AD.
Which brought him to today after contacting the applicant he arranged this job interview and even arranged transportation to his lair and he mused looking over her file he realized, "She should be here any minute now?" He said in a low mutter to himself, "So Olga Pataki let's see if your worthy of working for the genius that is Dr. Drakken."
He said in what he believe was quite sinister tone as he leaned back into his chair and waited.
Walking down a dimly lit hallway, the 22, close to 23 year old woman was taking a deep breath as she walked in, a resume in her hand and a case in her hand, to look a little more business like. In truth, she was pretty nervous about this job...
Not that she had anything to complain about, she was rather grateful that the man... this 'Dr. Drakken' fellow... had selected her for interviewing at all. She will admit one thing, it was a step up from teaching at Alaska... not that she didn't like the job of teaching, no, she greatly adored her students and always wanted the best for them... however, she started to come to a rut...
The only reason she was even in Alaska in the first place was because her baby sister... Helga... recommended she'd go there for the better. And as much as she wanted to keep up the pace, it wasn't enough, living in the cold weather all the time was not her idea of having a good time... she wanted to get a new job, hoping that with her skills and smarts, and perfect attendance, maybe, JUST maybe, Olga Pataki would make something of herself...
But there didn't seem to be a lot of openings for a smart woman at the moment... she surfed online as best as she could, hoping to find something... until, at last, she happened to come across a strange looking website. She didn't bother checking for credentials on the site first and immediately noticed the job offering for management assistant. She looked over everything, including the qualifications, namely 'make sure payments are made to the correct people, organize to the best of abilities... must be smart... but not as smart as the boss'.
The young woman's eyes lit up, realizing that this could be her big opportunity. Sure, it wouldn't be the same as her old jobs, but at this point, she was willing to take anything over living in Alaska. She immediately filled out the job application online and sent it over...
And now, here she was, walking down this hallway now, feeling pretty good. At least the place her new potential boss is in was pretty well heated. She gave a sigh of relief as she smoothed herself.
Of course, Olga was wearing her beautiful outfit, looking more like an older schoolgirl, but a graduated one, nevertheless. She was wearing a midriff-baring white long-sleeved shirt with a black vest over it. She was also wearing a green-plaid skirt, emerald hoop earrings, a slim black headband, brown boots and knee-high socks. An odd thing to wear at a job interview, but the boss did say that wearing whatever she wore would be fine for the job interview.
And although she was STILL not sure what the job would consist of, she was more than willing to show this 'Dr. Drakken' that she can be a very reliable person. As she went over, she took a deep breath, trying to psyche herself up. If she can get past this job interview, she'll get herself some stability in her life. No pressure, though...
After a moment, she opened the door and walked in, giving a small smile on her face. "Hello, uh, is this Doctor Drakken's office? I'm Olga Pataki, I'm here for the interview?"
The man in the chair turned around as Olga examined him. Although the man had blue skin, Olga knew better than to question it... after all, she didn't want to be rude, especially when she NEEDED this job... still, she gave the man a quick, award-winning smile.
Drakken gave his best welcoming yet sinister smile as he looked at his potential hire, "It is indeed~" He said with a "sinister chuckle while smiling at Olga as leaned over slightly examining the form of his potential hire and arching a brow as he mused that she certainly was quite a attractive young woman.
Though he admit she didn't give off the air of someone you'd expect answering a AD on the villainsnet or would expect want to work for one of the worlds most dangerous villains but considering she was the only applicant he could barely be picky and besides as his eyes roamed over her body at least if he decided to give her the job he'd have a pleasant view~
He mused with a internal chuckle as he gestured toward the chair across his desk, "Please seat Ms. Pataki was it?" He asked before continuing on, "And we can get this interview started."
He leaned back steepling his fingers together, "Staring with a simple question." He looked into her eyes, "Why do you think you are worthy of working for the diabolical genius that is Dr. Drakken?"
Olga's eyes lit up, feeling a little calm as Drakken offered her a seat. "Thank you, sir."
As she settled down in her seat, she looked at the man straight in the eye as she pondered the question he recently asked. She had to admit, although he had a bit of a strange face, she didn't judge, knowing that though slightly intimidating, there was something... authoritative about him. Still, she knew she had to answer his question.
"W-well, I know that this is a little... well, new to me, I'm just a little tired of doing a lot of my old jobs. Don't get me wrong, I loved those jobs, but the location just didn't suit me best. Regardless, I'm more than willing to work alongside you and your company, because I could be flexible in a lot of jobs. I could help teach workers to be motivated, I can be a secretary, I could even do your taxes if you'd be willing..." She gave a small, nervous smile, hoping she wasn't pushing her luck. "Also, I'm a very good listener, and would more than willingly do whatever anybody says, no questions asked."
She patiently waited for Dr. Drakken to respond as she sat down, a little nervous as she kept her hands separate, not wanting to show weakness...
Drakken as he studied the woman in front of him and for some reason found himself unable to stop subtle examining her body and looks,. Perhaps it was the recent disaster with DNAmy or perhaps it was how in the aftermath lead to a bitter reminder that his romantic history...wasn't exactly the best.
Though it's not like his fault if most women were intimidated by his presence, or his goals! He thought internally and really it's not like he had time for romance in his pursuit of world conquest.
There were rumors about him and Shego for a time rumors that Shego made sure died painfully in their sleep when she first heard them, and certainly killed any initial thought of pursuing something with his sidekick. Which admittedly was probably for the best no need to complicate things between them and Shego was lippy enough as it was with her employer who she should be respecting!
He didn't want to imagine the amount of leeway she think she'd have or would exploit if they were in a relationship.
Though that aside despite how unprofessional it was recent events had certainly messed with his mind and perhaps hormones a tad, and he couldn't stop studying Ms. Pataki attractive form a form which he could tell she certainly kept in shape~
And as he listened to her response to his question found himself liking her answers especially the last bit of willing to do whatever anybody said no questions asked a dark thought sprung to mind in putting that to test.
"So if I were to say." He tapped his chin thinking of things he'd never dare order Shego to do or couldn't order his henchmen to to, "Make me lunch and massage my shoulders what would you do?"
Olga looked rather surprised at this question, but she wanted to show she'd do anything, so she took a deep breath. "Well, I'd willingly do your lunch for you, just so long as I know what you would prefer... even if it's just ordering a delivery. As for massaging your shoulders, well... I would be MORE than willing to get you very comfortable, sir, as best as I can... after all, you probably had a very tense day, and you need something to soothe yourself... so ask me to massage the shoulders and make you lunch, and I'll be more than willing to do that for you..."
She laughed a bit as she gave a blush. "Although, I suppose the work would be a bit ragged, but it'll be worth it, just to make the work better."
She kept looking at Dr. Drakken as she looked around, a bit nervous, hoping that things were going good so far.
Drakken felt a smile cross his face, "Hmm..good..good." He nodded, "I have to say Ms. Pataki no Olga." He sent her a sinister grin, "It's not often I meet such a beautiful young woman who treats me with the proper respect i'm due."
He than leaned across the table, "And yes while I might run you ragged i'm sure you'll come to enjoy working under me~" He said with a dark chuckle while giving a wink and emphasizing under me.
Before leaning back against his chair, "But while i'm loving what i'm hearing saying and doing are two very different things Olga." He sent her a smirk, "So as bit of test why don't I give you some orders and still how you take them starting with massaging my shoulders~"
Olga's eyes lit up as Drakken complimented her as she gave a smile and a giggle. The fact that this man is complimenting her hypothetical actions felt pretty good... and she couldn't lie, despite his looks, he did seem to be the type that wants to be taken seriously.
Of course, when she heard the request, she looked a little surprised to hear it, but she gave a nod. After all, she didn't want to disappoint anyone. "Oh, uh, of course. I'll get right on that..."
With that, Olga got up from her seat and walked around the desk, coming up behind Drakken as she leaned over and started to put her hands on the man's shoulders, before feeling them through the padded blue clothing. "Goodness, you feel so tense. I can see why you want a little respect, uh, sir."
And so, she began to massage Drakken's shoulders as best as she could. She admitted, it was a little strange, but she learned never to question anything... and besides, feeling the man's shoulders were so... broad and strong. She couldn't help but admire the man from behind as she rubbed Drakken's shoulders in a very, special way...
Drakken himself gave a groan at her soft touch as well as her technique, "Hmmm..yesss." He hissed, "You should have listed masseuse in your resume because your touch is heavenly Olga."
He said leaning into her touch, "This is just what I needed..hmm I should hire you for this alone~" Drakken said with joking tone, "Really with all the disrespect I get from the woman who's suppose to be my right hand, and how all my efforts and plans are foiled by a arrogant brat who thinks she's all that."
He said with touch of anger entering his tone, "A personal massage therapist would certainly help take the edge off~" He gave another humm of pleasure before he decided to fish for bit of information, "Really I think I find myself jealous of whoever the lucky guy is you might have waiting for you at home~"
Drakken said with light tone while subtle trying to learn about her relationship status finding himself curious for some reason while also planning to get rid of any "unnecessary distractions" if she was in a relationship and if he did decide to hire her.
Olga gave a giggle as she continued to massage Drakken's shoulders. "Awww, thank you, sir... er, Dr. Drakken. That's pretty sweet..."
She didn't exactly know what the man was talking about, with another woman disrespecting him and some other girl that ruined his plans, but she assumed that it was a normal thing for this company. "I don't know why you don't get respect... for all intents and purposes, you seem like a very reasonable boss..."
As she kept massaging the man's shoulders, she heard him bringing up any personal guy friends. She blinked twice, before giving a smile. "Well, I did date once to the point that I was going to get married, BUT... this person I was dating just left me, only leaving a note that said he wasn't ready... I was so upset, but..." She shook her head, not wanting to show sadness. "I'm already over it. I'm a single woman, always have been."
And it was true... aside from one failed relationship, Olga was currently a single woman, as romance was sort of the last thing on her mind at the moment... sure, she'd love to meet up with another boy that would treat her right, but that was far and few between... still, once she had her life figured out, maybe she can try the dating game again...
Drakken gave a smug smile at her praise agreeing with fully he was a very reasonable boss. After all what other boss never mind villainous mastermind would put up with Shego's constant lip and mocking, not to mention so generously keep the henchmen around despite being useless against Kim Possible, her sidekick what was his name again Bob Willer, and their pet rat!
Not a single one that's who! But while he was evil he wasn't unreasonable since they were at least loyal...to a point at least. Plus Shego was useful with her power and fighting capability and the henchmen as long as they got paid usual fell in line.
Though he frown at Olga answer toward her relationship status while relieved he wouldn't have to deal with any potential "distraction" personally he found himself shocked, flabbergasted, and slightly enraged, "What kinda moronic insensitive fool would break your heart in such a fashion!"
He cried slightly in disbelief, "I mean i've only known you barely 5 minutes and I can tell your a catch many would die for!" He started to rant, "You're 10 out of 10 beauty and what i've seen of your personality so far is quite charming."
Than he gave a sadistic evil smile, "Hmm tell you what when I finally conquer the world i'll be happy to help you get revenge on that man." He hummed in thought, "Perhaps the dungeons for life or maybe even something even worse~"
He said in thought after all a global public execution might be a bit of a brutal way to start of his rule and he usually didn't like resorting to getting his hands dirty to such a degree but it might help send a message against any thoughts of rebellion.
"Heck I could make tracking him down and getting revenge a bit of signing bonus and perhaps a test of sorts to see how evil you can be?" He said putting that offer on the table.
Olga looked rather surprised at Dr. Drakken's proclamations. Sure, he did compliment her in such a way that she was blushing at the comments, the fact that he was noticing her potential was quite thrilling... but then, he offered her a chance on revenge? Against Doug LeSham? Sure, he did break her heart, and she never knew why... but she didn't want to go that far...
Although she gave a smile as she said, "You don't really need to do that. Like I said, I'm already over him." Olga smiled... although the word evil did alert her to trouble. "Uh, evil, you say?"
She had to admit, she wasn't quite sure what this was all about, but she'd be more than willing to take this... test, if it meant getting this job. "On the other hand, I wouldn't mind seeing him suffer a bit, so... what type of test do you want me to do?"
Drakken not quite picking up the slight confused tone chuckle, "Oh yes as i'm sure you're already aware from answering the AD on the villainsnet i'm quite evil." He said with a proud grin, "After all you might have even heard of some of my brilliant past schemes."
His grin fell with a sight, "Schemes that were foiled by Kim Possible." He clenched his fists trying to let go of his anger and focus on Olga touch and the interview, "Hmm ohhh right there please~"
He muttered before answering her last question feeling a smirk at her admitting she wouldn't mind seeing him suffer, "Well as for test how about you tell and show me how far you're willing to get back at the man who used you and broke your heart so cruely."
He chuckled, "With my resources I could easily help you ruin or at least make his life very miserable~"
Than gave a hum and evil grin as idea crossed his mind, "Though if want to start off small and work your way up to that perhaps show him that you've moved on to someone better."
"Yes I know you said you weren't seeing anyone but nothing wrong with some deception to help revenge." He gave a grin, "And i'd be happy to help this lie personally.
Olga bit her lip nervously, as she was looking at the blue skinned man, wondering just what type of trouble she was in. It was then she looked around and noticed a lot of pictures of doomsday devices and pictures of Drakken on the wall, as if he was some sort of... supervillain. Olga yelped as she looked back at Drakken, realizing the intentions...
And half of her mind was telling her to get out while she still could... but the other half felt determined for any job she could find... plus, she always DID want some adventure out of it, so... maybe working for a supervillain wouldn't be such a bad thing? Plus, he did seem to be very kind and offering to her so far, so... maybe it wasn't so bad?
Plus, with all the good nature that she had to hold up for her parents and all the children... as much as she didn't mind being a goody two-shoes, there were just times that she was growing a little... well, tired of being part of being a successful girl... plus, Drakken's offer did seem pretty tempting...
But how to be evil? Well, he did offer a possibility... she paused as she took a deep breath, "Well, I don't want to kill him, by any means... just show him that I would have a new, loyal guy that would tender to me, as I would tender to him..." She paused. "Maybe make him watch as I would willingly give myself to a guy... all the while maybe a little whipping would apply..."
Olga took a deep breath as she chuckled nervously. "Although that's pretty much as far as I can think... I don't think I'd ever get to... uh... world-ruling as much as... well, you would. I mean, from what I see of you, you may very well be the expert!"
She giggled, blushing a bit as she continued to massage the man's shoulders, wondering what else Drakken would have to offer.
"Oooh whipping~" Drakken said in low tone with a dark amused tone, "A classic!" He than gave a chuckle and wiggled his eyes, "And oh so naughty as well~" He said with a smirk, "I love it!"
He looked over his shoulder at Olga, "And hitting right where it hurts in his heart and manhood pride as you make him watch you with a superior lover sounds deliciously evil my dear~
Drakken gave another nasty cackle before he stood up and smiled at Olga, "You know what my dear I might be jumping the gun a bit but i'll think i'll let you have the job on let's call it trail basis."
He held up his hand, "Don't get me wrong i've been impressed with your resume and answers so far." He said while silently thinking there's also the factor that you're my only applicant to the position.
He thought with still slight lingering resentment but realized that if nothing else he had some opportunity here to raise his spirits by putting his potential hire to the test. And if nothing else while the interview had barely started what he's seen of Olga Pataki so far has certainly hehe shall we say roused his interest~
In more ways than one he couldn't help but think as he found his eyes once more roaming over her body. He thought as he gave a slight cough into his fist before speaking back up.
"But I do still want to put your skills to the test." He explained as he reached over cupping her chin, "To make sure that you aren't just a very pretty face and can not only handle the tasks I require of you."
He gave her a smirk, "But also are evil enough to work as my personal assistant." Drakken than let out a evil chuckle, "And this ex of yours should serve as a good potential way to do just that~"
The evil grin widen, "So you tell me the poor fools name and i'll reach out to my sources and track him down."
Than a thought hit his mind as he remembered today was Fridayhe gained a very serious look on his face as he rubbed Olga's face, "In the meantime my dear there is one important question you need to answer."
He stared hard into her eyes before he gave a wide grin, "Do you like karaoke?"
Olga couldn't help but look elated at this. This man was really offering her the job? It felt so... great to hear... even if it was on a trial basis. Anything would be better than what went down at this rate. Still, she was more than willing to take it as she gave a nod.
"His name is Doug, sir. Doug LeSham." Olga said as Drakken gave her a strange look, regarding the last name she gave him. "He says it was a family name."
Still, she did notice that Drakken was feeling rather... touchy... but regardless, she had to keep firm. After all, the more she followed orders, the more she could keep the job up... but still, Drakken's offer for karaoke did seem tempting.
She gave a smile as she nodded. "Why, yes. I love karaoke!"
"Wonderful!" Drakken said with true excited joy in this tone as he clapped his hands together, "Because my dear today is Friday otherwise known as Karaoke night!"
He exclaimed raising his arms in the air and burst into evil laughter, "Hehahahhahahahahahaha~" Drakken sent a smile, "So after I reach out to my sources about this Doug...Lesham." He trailed off wondering if that was the guy's real name before shaking his hand, "What say you join me for night of Karaoke~"
He said with a grin before his face fell, "Honestly it'd be nice to have Karaoke night with someone who actually enjoys and recognizes it as the joy bringing entertainment it is." He said in disgruntled tone while crossing his arms and giving a pout, "Shego always complains or acts like a complete grump during Karaoke night."
Drakken than sent Olga a incredulous exasperated look, "And she's never once sung not a single time we've gone!"
"I mean really what kinda person doesn't appreciate singing a good tune." He said with a roll of his eyes, "Why as a child I loved musicals." He gave a grin, "My favorites were the villain songs of course~"
Olga looked rather surprised as she looked at her new boss... even if he did declare himself a villain, he had to admit, he was treating her quite nicely. She couldn't help but give a blush upon his eagerness to go out.
Of course, upon hearing that his other female assistant didn't like karaoke night, she gave a frown, "Well, sounds like she's not a person that likes having fun. But yes, Dr. Drakken, I would so love to join you for karaoke! In fact, I'd love to hear your singing voice..." She giggled, looking rather curious. "In fact, I was always a musical girl myself..."
She was feeling more comfortable around this man as she was actually looking forward to working with Drakken... maybe hang out with him. Who knows? Maybe she could enjoy this new job, especially if it has all these perks...
"Perfect!" Drakken said as he took a step forward and reached a arm over around Olga shoulder, "You're in for a treat tonight my dear~" He said with a chuckle as he pulled in close against his chest, "Why just think of this as a bonding activity and a chance to learn more about the genius that is Dr. Drakken!"
He dramatically declared with a clench fist before shooting her a smile, "Oh of course giving me the chance to learn more about my lovely potential assistant to be~"
He said with a small chuckle before a menacing grin grew on his face, "As for Dougie boy forget him for now but when we find him." He let out a another chuckle, "He won't know what hit him!"
Drakken than cupped her chin smiling sinisterly at her, "As you're quite right that when it comes evil and future world ruling i'm the expert to go to!"
Drakken declared with a smug air placing his hand on his chest and looked down into her eyes, "And that goes to revenge as well." He arched a brow at her, "So since you mentioned you're a bit new to the art of evil it will be my pleasure to teach how to properly enact vengeance on someone you hate~"
The Doctor than gave Olga shoulder a squeeze while pushing softly against his chest a bit more and rubbing her cheek with his other hand, "Just call me Professor Drakken my lovely student~" He said with a wiggle of his eyebrows staring into her eyes.
The young woman looked rather amazed by the excitement this man had... a bit childish? Sure, but to be fair, she did have a tendency to be childish herself, even if she didn't like to admit it. Still, he was quite an eccentric and attractive person... she actually was surprised she thought that, especially of her new boss, but she didn't say it out loud... though sometimes, she was wondering what was underneath the blue coat he wore... she put that thought out of her mind quickly as she blushed over it...
Still, the way Drakken was touching her, getting closer to her face, she looked a bit nervous, but gave a smile to him. Who could say no to that face, after all? "Of course... uh, Professor. I'd be happy to learn from you."
She gave a girlish giggle as she felt herself feeling a little... well, hot under the collar.
"Hehe..that's my girl~" Drakken chuckled patting her on the cheek and sending her a swarmy grin, "I hope you're ready to be a proper teachers pet as Professor Drakken shows you how to be a naughty girl~"
He said in low tone giving her a deep stare into her eyes before letting go of her and with slight cough into his fist, "But yes just let me put the feelers out for this mr. scam or whatever his name was."
Drakken said in roll of his eyes before putting on his grin as he started to walk away, "And the two of us can enjoy a night of karaoke!" He said with excited hop and clap of his hands and looked over his shoulder at Olga with a grin, "Come along Olga."
The Doctor said with slight order than raised his finger as a thought occurred, "Oh and before I forget don't worry this job even if only on trail basis for now still comes with the free lodgings."
"I'll be happy to help you unpack and make yourself.... feel comfortable later~"
Olga gave a short, sweet smile before gathering herself... she briefly wondered for a moment if Drakken was flirting with her in his own way, before shaking her head. Still, it did feel nice to be loved. "Yes, Professor. It'll be nice to get a good place here in your company... thank you again for this job opportunity..."
With that, Olga followed the man as she watched him go, feeling a strange beating in her heart. She couldn't explain it, but she was starting to feel differently around this man, especially if this man was going to be her new boss... she bit her lip, trying to get the inappropriate thoughts out of her mind... after all, it wasn't like he'd be interested in someone as perfect and smart as Olga Pataki... right?
She was following her new boss, unaware that she was swaying her hips as she walked...