Work Text:
This book belongs to: __Craig Tweak___
If lost, call: ________
My name is
Tweek gave m
How do I eve
this is fucking stupid
⬛⬛⬛ is fucking stupid
Tweek said I should write in a journal about what I think about so I don't have to tell anyone else and he only told me that cuz he got mad that the school counselor called him that I told my friends about where Tweek bought me from and how their parents owned them and could do whatever they wanted to them.
This is Butters's fault
Butter's
Butters. FUCK
This is cuz butters had to get his faggot ass grounded again and Clyde had to complain that he wouldn't get to come to his birthday party this weekend
I probably wouldn't be allowed either if Tweek didn't want to act like he's never killed a guy before
He also said I can't tell anyone about how he had me translate for him after he bought me cuz his Spanish is garbage
honestly the worst thing about South Park is how fucking cold it is here. the rest is the same. I always have to tell tweek where I am or else he comes with me and he always needs to know what I'm looking at and he always has to feed and clean me even though I'm not a baby anymore and even though he can hardly take care of himself and even though he starts crying if I leave him alone at the store for too long
we still live alone and he's still always on the phone with people who he says are his mom and dad.
I mean, I go to school now. that's different. but it sucks most of the time cuz there are these guys who always want to hang out with me but only cuz I'm different from them cuz I don't have a mom or a dad, I only have a Tweek and I talk different than they do.
I guess Clyde's cool. even though he's a cry baby, but so is Tweek so I guess I'm used to it.
This is annoying I hate this I hate tweek
I don't hate you tweek. I know you're reading this right now. stop crying. come back to bed or whatever
or if you're reading this while I'm at school, go back to work.
I'm just tired. and you know I'm not good at talking about feelings and Mackey had me in his office for like an hour talking about shit like bodily awto aht atu ahtonawm fuCK
and like consent or whatever
I know I'm in trouble. that's why you're not home right now. you know I hate it when you come home drunk. it makes you stink like the guys at Colombia and then you're not careful like you usually are
and tgen its hard to wa
damnit tweek just come home
I didn't even shower so we can take a bath together when you get back. I know you like that
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that stuff about kids at school. I'm sorry about telling them that you bought me I'm sorry
dont hurt me pleaseim sorry
Tweek said he wasn't going to read this if I promise not to show anyone. obviously I took that promise and so he bought me a box to lock this in that only we can open.
with keys I mean that he put on my house keys.
he came home drunk like I thought he would but he wasn't mad which was
I was surprised
no one will know if I say that I was crying
so
I was crying when he came home and so was tweek
Tweek said he wasn't going to read this as long as I keep it at home and only open the box when he's here but he won't read it.
he said so
tweek doesn't break his promises but he does bend them
DON'T LIE
I know you do
no one will know
unless tweek looks "on accident"
okay
okay
ok
Okay. I had to think of something I never told anyone.
A long time ago, when I was born, or after I guess, I lived in some
place
I don't remember where it was cuz I wasn't allowed outside and the women who took care of me back then really weren't supposed to have me. I remember there was another baby for like a day, but those guys who owned us couldn't get it to shut up so they took it somewhere else. Then they also took the girl who wouldn't stop crying away, but she came back later. I remember it was dark but it was loud.
the furthest back I can remember is someone with long blond hair, like tweek's but hanging straight down. that's it.
there aren't a lot of blonds in Colombia with really white skin and that's why I liked tweek from the beginning
I thought he was the person from way back then
but he wasn't
I don't know how I know but I do
I think he doesn't know.
Tweek?
if you see this, ill stay home with you tomorrow and we can do whatever you want. you can say that I got sick so you have to stay home from work
I know you hate work :)
he didn't see it. I went to school like normal and he didn't say anything
he didn't even wait or think about it
he's not reading it
maybe
Clyde's party was okay. He complained about Butters not being there cuz it meant that he had one less present. I don't really like rollerblading but the pizza was fine. I wanted to eat more but I didn't want anyone to compare me to cartman or clyde. they're the fattest kids at school.
Tweek would say that
actually I don't know what he would say. but he does like pinching the insides of my thighs and he liked pinching my stomach after he started feeding me more than those guys over there when my ribs stopped showing
he'd probably like more to grab
everybody had asked me what Mackey wanted on Friday and they said I was lucky I missed another episode of 90210 in garrisons class
I said he was just being stupid
I think tweek got mad that Clyde hugged me when I left the party cuz he picked me up and walked home like that. it was embarrassing and cartman and kenny called me a baby at school today for it.
Tweek doesn't get mad a lot. he gets scared. but he gets crazy when he gets scared. and then he does dangerous stuff. like, hell get crazy and shakey, but then he starts to get calm in a creepy way and then he starts talking quietly. it used to happen a lot in Colombia. I think he doesn't shoot many guys in South Park, but he used to shoot a lot of guys in Colombia. he would get like that a lot in Colombia especially when the guys told me to tell him stuff that he didn't like.
once, I tried to tell the guy that he should agree with tweek. I think they were talking about how much a truckload of bricks was going to cost or something but this guy was lowballing tweek. I know cuz tweek told me how much he was supposed to get for it so that he could send some to his parents and have enough to get the next shipment. and this guy was kinda a dick cuz he laughed at tweek when he saw me
anyway
but I guess tweek gets jealous.
he doesn't want me to bring anybody over even though I know he doesn't keep drugs in our house cuz he's paranoid about the cop who lives next door
he sure isn't paranoid at night though
whatever
stupid tweek
TWEEK YOU SACK OF SHIT
you fucked me too hard and then the gym teacher sent me to the nurse's office cuz he saw me fucking LIMP YOU IDIOT
then everybody was saying shit about how I got fucked in the butt by Clyde and then CARTMAN said I got fucked by my DAD
and all I could say was HE'S NOT MY DAD
are you fucking KIDDING ME
FUCK YOU TWEEK I HATE YOU
so, Tweek saw what I wrote last time cuz I ripped it up and threw it out but apparently he goes through our trash like twice before he ever puts the cans out on the curb cuz he showed me how he taped it together
and I he looked kind of mad but then he just asked me how I knew
and I had to tell him about the first time I saw one of those guys in Colombia fuck one of the girls and how much the women tried to hide from me but those guys liked to tell me that I'd never be a real man that fucks girls. that I'd be a bitch and a whore like the girls were and that they owned me and that the only reason they didn't cut my dick off is cuz the American who works with them is a fag and would pay them a lot for me if I still had it but they were thinking about cutting my balls off
and that they were talking about tweek and that he bought me before they cut my balls off.
and I told him that I didn't care that he owned me cuz I KNOW I have it better than any of the women who tried to raise me cuz tweek doesn't hit me and he doesn't yell at me and he
I
not like I didn't know that he loves me but he told me that he loves me and that I'm his best friend in the whole world
and I remembered that time that Clyde told me I was his best friend cuz they made the same pathetic face all teary and
and I told Clyde that he was my best friend too
but I hugged tweek instead
I think I lied to Clyde but I probably lied to Tweek too
I think I asked why they were going to take my balls off
but I didn't hear if tweek answered cuz I fell asleep
and we burned the ripped up paper and it stunk like plastic in the living room for like an hour