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Storm shelter (with erotic results)

Summary:

Turns out, waiting for a storm to pass in a stuffy, earthen room with a former monster with no concept of privacy isn't that good of an idea.

Notes:

The result of a fey mood that led me to finish this at 3 am, bloody hell.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Quick to shelter!”

Uilos yelled at a tired Lucas, absent-mindedly collecting the translucent ooze from a gelatinous monster they both defeated as a light drizzle started to fall on the green prairie. The golden skies of LoHaM became grey as thunder rumbled in the distance. Lucas felt the hair of his arms stand up as ectoplasm coalesced around him, skeletal faces of pure energy glaring the boys as they closed in on Uilos’ abode. As they entered the room, a lightning bolt struck the ground, filling the air with the smell of ozone and scorched as Uilos shut the door to the outside.

“Buff! We made it just in time!” The boy in the green sweater said before throwing himself into his futon. “One more second and those Lumiknights would’ve made us into toast.”

“Lucky indeed.” Lucas replied, looking around the earthy dwelling smelling of petrichor. He repressed a slight sneer, Uilos place was more like a somewhat-furnished burrow rather than a proper room. Damp earth piled up into strata made up the walls, the ceiling, and he was pretty sure the desk was also made of dirt; with any surface that wasn’t the ground or a wall covered in foliage. A single iron vault draped in vines darkened a corner while luminescent fruits dangled from above. The enormous map of LoHaM occupied a significant chunk of the wall.

As Uilos lay on the futon, eyes closed in rest, Lucas pulled on the collar of his shirt, feeling sweat pearl his forehead. The burrow did not seem to have any windows nor any ventilation, and like a cellar it was starting to get stuffy. He presumed the rain outside did not help at all with the humidity. If the monster-turned-human wasn’t there, Lucas would have already taken his shirt off.

His eyes were inevitably drawn to the large yellow marble sitting by itself on a green pillow, beneath the brown desk. He took a gander at the still resting green boy before silently scooting to the gem. Crouching, he could feel static electricity build up near the pillow. A small arc of yellow lightning rose from the orb before striking the side of the desk; where, Lucas noted, there were a strange collection of bizarre objects.

Lucas got a hold of one, noting how it felt rather light. He… was unsure how to describe it. Perhaps something akin to an immature mushroom. A pale trunk rose form a bulbous base, roughly an inch in thickness, but as long as his own palm. And at the very tip, a round cone-shaped cap topped the bizarre fungus. Lucas traced a finger along the length, before grabbing it and trying to bend it. The object seemed flexible, and he could not tear it, but it remained rigid in his hand. The boy peeked once again beneath the desk, noticing he had picked one of many other similar mushrooms.

Why would Uilos keep these here? Lucas pondered. They almost looked like-

“Oi, what do you think you’re doing?” The monster-turned-human suddently asked, making Lucas jump and drop the mushroom.

“Oh sorry for that Uilos!” He said, turning around and flashing his most innocent smile. “I was just curious about this jewe- oh heavens above where are your pants.”

“Hm? My pants?” He said, with only brown underwear covering his pale skin. Laying on the futon with his head resting on his hands, Uilos displayed his bare body as if it was the most normal thing in the world. The light of the fruits was reflected onto the pearly skin of the former monster, small shadows forming where his muscles formed furrows on his athletic body. Twin pairs of brown wood sprouted from his sides, surrounded by pinkish scar tissue and what resembled small patches of lichen. Well formed quadriceps made up his thigh, thick with muscle.

Yet what made Lucas unable to turn away was the rather large bulge pressing against Uilos’ underpants; easily the size of a cucumber.

“I was hot frankly.” The boy who used to wear green said nonchalantly, as if standing close to naked with another person was a casual thing. “If I try to add windows the wraiths will try to get in, so I didn’t make them, but it gets quite stuffy. You’re probably hot as well, aren’t you? Your face is redder than a rose.”

Only then Lucas noticed the heat in his cheeks, attempting to laugh off an increasingly bewildered Uilos.

“Oh, yes yes, I am being boiled alive in my heavy shirt!” He said with an embarrassed smile as he proceeded to take it off, looking into the map instead of Uilos. Not like he couldn’t get his eyes off the latter’s crotch, no sire. In response, Uilos simply cocked an eyebrow.

“You were staring at something, Lucas. Did I do something funny?” He asked with innocence yet with a hint of curiosity, as if he had done nothing worth of note. Or at least, Lucas thought, nothing worth of note according to Uilos himself.

“Oh it’s nothing believe me! I was just wondering if you were… uncomfortable that is all, haha!” He replied with some fake snickering, hoping that the perceptive boy would not notice sneaking a glance at his-

“You know, I am a bit uncomfortable. Let me just take these off.”

“No wait Uilos that’s not what I-“ Lucas said before stammering, babbling nonsensically as Uilos pulled out his underwear.

A faint smack of flesh against flesh was heard as the former monster’s thick shaft came to rest on top of his abdomen, followed by a pleasured sigh from Uilos himself. Half as thick as a thumb's length and a full 6 inches, it laid flaccid exposed to the musky air of the room, the pink head protruding from the partially-withdrawn foreskin. Snow-white pubic hair surrounded the base of the shaft like a cloud surrounding a mountain.

“Much better… Lucas are you alright?” He began to say before asking the question, straightening his back and in the process, letting his penis smack against his thigh.

And to answer Uilos’ question, Lucas was in fact not alright. For whatever reason, this guy who he hardly knew decided to not only undress right in front of him and treat it like it was nothing; but also to be the most well-endowed man he had ever had the displeasure of knowing. Such a large cock… and flaccid on top of it? How large could he be? How could anyone be able to even take such a monster?

… Why was he wondering this? He did not swing that way!

“Lucas.” Uilos said, with a bit of a concerned look on his face. “You got something growing between your legs, you sure you’re fine?”

The blonde had not even noticed. Looking down, as the leafy boy had said, he saw a small tent of his own member pressing against his pants.

“Oh!” The former monster said snapping his fingers. “You got a problem with yours as well? Don’t worry friend, I know of a way to help it go down, trust me.” He continued, standing up and quickly making his way to Lucas. And against the latter’s many protests and complaints, the human could not stop Uilos from quickly unbuttoning his jeans and pulling them –and his underpants– down. His perfectly average dick flopped out into the open, the circumcised purple head twitching in response to its sudden freedom.

“Interesting! I was not aware they came in different sizes.” A rather chipper Uilos exclaimed. “Its nice and small, it even fits on the palm of my hand. See?” He stated, wrapping his fingers around Lucas’ shaft. Yet something about another man fondling his cock snapped the boy out of whatever stupor had not allowed him to answer properly.

“Now you fuck hold on a minute, you just don’t go around touching people’s-” Lucas began to say, hands ready to shove the other boy before Uilos gave a couple of quick strokes to his shaft, the blonde’s complaint replaced by a pant. He couldn’t put quite into words what he was feeling as the other boy jerked him off it was way different than when he did it himself. His own hand kept pace with his body, slowing down and speeding up whenever he wished or his instincts told him.

But with someone else’s hand? He had no control. He was forced to enjoy the pleasure wherever his body liked it or not.

His hips began to twitch as Uilos slowed his pace; giving him a moment to catch up before suddenly jerking him off even faster; ripping pleasured pants and moans from him. The white-haired boy’s eyes were half closed with an evil glint within his pupils, leaning ever closer to the blonde until their chests were a hand’s length apart. It was not long until Lucas felt something rise from beneath, poking his balls. Something hard.

Looking down, he saw the full might of Uilos’ sheer length. Close to nine inches in length and as thick as his thumb's length, Lucas could scarcely believe what he was seeing. A thick blue vein ran from halfway through to the swollen base, the foreskin already pulled back from his sheer size. The pink head was less of the tip of a dick and more like the head of a monstrous snake, glistening with either sweat or a bit of precum.

“Holy fuck…” Lucas breathed out, only to get a small snicker from Uilos.

“Looks like I’ve impressed you.” He said with a sly grin. “Here, help me a bit as well will ya?”

While his right hand continued to jerk the dreamer’s cock, Uilos’ left hand got a hold of Lucas’ right, gently guiding it to hold onto the former boy’s massive length, and giving it a long stroke all the way up and down. And again. By the third time, Uilos let go, and the blonde began to do it on his own. A pleasured smile mixed with an occasional pant were painted unto the former monster’s face. Lucas couldn’t tell how long they remained like this, simply jerking each other off. His own hands couldn’t even fully wrap around the other boy’s shaft, yet he found himself attempting to make him moan. To give him the same pleasure he himself was experiencing.

Yet he felt something holding him back from the climax. A deep pit in his heart and pride did not allow him to cum. An increasingly hesitant part of him kept saying he did not swing that way god dammit, and that feeling did not let him finish properly. And Lucas cursed whatever god had made the dream lands, because Uilos’ face now wore a scowl that meant he definitely noticed.

“Hrm…” He grunted, sounding frustrated. “I swear this would have worked to help lower it, but it only rose mine… Hold on.”

“Uilos, I don’t want to be rude but i don’t-“ Lucas started before being hushed by Uilos, the white-haired boy quickly stealing the ooze from the slime they killed previously. Grabbing Lucas by the wrist, the former monster quickly threw himself –and by consequence, the dreamer– onto the futon as he rid his bedfellow of any other clothes he wore. Both boys soon sat cross-legged on the fluffy mattress, stark naked with their members of two different heights pointing upwards.

“W-what are you plan- Oh lord please don’t!” Lucas began to ask before seeing Uilos apply a generous dollop of the slick slime on his gigantic cock, giving it a glistening sheen as the latter grabbed it by the base and spread the ooze with a long stroke.

“What is the matter?” Uilos wondered aloud, completely oblivious to the worry in Lucas’ face. “My other idea may not have worked but trust me, having something inside will lower it after it spurts; believe me I’ve made many an attempt.”

“Is that what the mushrooms were for?”

“Oh that’s what you were doing before? Then yes, those I used to relieve myself when I have problems like you do, or when I am bored in the rain, like this very moment. Now, if you could come here and show me your b-“

“For fuck’s sake, no!” Lucas exploded, his face flushed with embarrassment and anger. “What part of ‘no’ you can’t understand, barkbrain? If you even try it, I will fuck you to bloody death!” He finished before giving Uilos a furious shove.

Even with his massive strength, the former monster still lost his equilibrium and fell on his back on the futon with a grunt. It may have been from the way he had been sitting; but he ended up with both of his legs in the air and spread apart. His massive dick still towered over the rest of the body, leaning ever so slightly onto the belly by action of gravity. With the legs splayed open, Lucas could see Uilos’ asshole spread apart, completely clean and puckering up at the sudden exposure.

“Now what do we have here, mister Morning Wood?” Lucas said, unaware of what had come over him, but soon he was holding onto the legs of the white-haired boy with his arms, spreading a generous dollop of ooze onto his fingers and cock. He pressed a singular finger with ease into the other boy, feeling it reach a surprising depth with little to no resistance. Soon enough, it wasn’t a finger what was pressing against the opening into Uilos’ body, but the purple head of the dreamer’s own penis.

Both boys bit their lower lips as Lucas pushed himself into the other boy, feeling his insides constrict around his cock. He heard Uilos gasp as he pushed past the prostate, squeezing every inch until his ballsack was pressed against Uilos’ own body. He remained like that for a bit, savouring the moment until he saw disappointment in Uilos face.

“Is that it?” The white-haired boy asked, hiding his eyes beneath his elbow.

“What do you mean ‘is that it’?”

“I honestly expected a bit more. Some of my mushrooms there can reach twice as fa-“ But he was cut short as Lucas quickly pulled his dick out and roughly slammed it back in with all the strength he could muster; feeling the former monster scream in pain and arch his back. And again. And again he did it, delighting in the hurt moans the other boy made as he fucked him hard, enjoying the squeezes every thrust made upon his own dick.

Feeling victorious, Lucas eventually picked up a rhythm that was neither too rough nor soft, the noise of his balls slapping against Uilos’ cheeks being accompanied by the pants of the blonde and the moans of the former monster. Uilos’ expression did not betray pain anymore, but simple pleasure and a satisfied grin. His own cock, one hand giving it lazy strokes, rose slightly every time Lucas rammed himself into Uilos, twitching when the G-spot was squeezed.

Lucas threw himself onto Uilos, resting his chest against the other boy’s chest as his hips began to increase the pace he was fucking the latter’s ass. The enormous cock of the former monster pressed against Lucas’ stomach, leaking precum on his abdomen with every thrust. Uilos’ arms wrapped behind Lucas’ back, both boys leaning against each other’s shoulders as the frequency of pants and moans increased.

“Fuck.” Lucas began to say. “I think I’m going to-“

He made one final thrust before unloading his load into Uilos, feeling one, two, three, no four ropes of pale jizz escape into the white-haired boy’s guts; making the ooze-lubed cock even more slipper than before. Breathing heavily, Lucas eventually pulled his own cock out of Uilos, watching with a mix of fascination and slight disgust at how the cum was pushed out of the other boy's gaping asshole. Uilos’ own monstrous cock lay erect. Lucas had not been able to outlast him.

He threw himself onto the futon right next to the muscular Uilos, his dick slowly returning to its flaccid, small original stare. Feeling the blood that had gone to his dick return to his brain as he recovered.

And so did his shattered pride.

“Oh my god…” Lucas muttered to himself, hiding his face beneath his hands. His first time was with a guy… not only that, but a guy with an even larger cock than his in his own bloody dreams. And he had been able to last longer than him without cumming. Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

“Hey Lucas, you alright?” He heard a curious Uilos ask, to which he answered with a groan, turning away from the other boy.

“Lucas?”

“Shut up, will you? If you’re gonna say my dick is small, shut your trap.”

“I…” He began, before seemingly stopping, much to Lucas’ chagrin. The fucker *was* about to say his cock was tiny!

Yet he felt Uilos’ gentle hands grab onto his, prying them away from his face before giving him a full blown kiss in the lips, his tongue worming deep into Lucas’ mouth before withdrawing.

“Wha-“ The dreamer began before the white-haired boy shushed him.

“As an apology for making you uncomfortable. I am sorry for having put you up through this, and making you end up so distressed. Hopefully you’ll be able to forgive me…”

Lucas opened his mouth, about to tell to the idiotic, well-endowed social inept who had convinced him to lose his virginity to him would be a bit difficult to forgive; before closing it. He felt the gaze of his eyes, a well of wisdom could never even dream of; but so similar to the innocent gaze of someone who genuinely was not aware they had done anything bad until now.

He decided against outright insulting him. “No problem mate.” He simply answered.

A genuine smile of relief formed on Uilos’ visage, right before the boom of thunder echoed overhead.

“Looks like the storm is still raging above.” The former monster said, before looking at his still hard cock. His grin slowly became devious, as he got a hold of the bottle of slime ooze. “Sorry if this is too much to ask Lucas, but while we wait… would you mind returning the favour?”

Lucas sighed. When he woke up, he was unable to sit properly in class.

 

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Alice paced around her own room in LoCaD, eyeing the path that lead to the house. Where was that white knight of Lucas? The one time she had agreed to reciprocate his affections with the possibility of sex, and the guy shirks the opportunity? Oh! The nerve of some men, she thought.

Notes:

Shoutout to Nic-E for uttering the catalyst of this depraved abomination

"and ulios would have less of a sausage and more the whole hog"