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After a long day, you crawled into bed, tired, but feeling excited for the night to come.
Every night, for over a year, you’ve dreamed of Hotel Fantasia, where you could make love to any woman you wished. It was only natural you’d come to see it as one of the highlights of your day (for a broad definition of “day,”) but tonight would bring something new on top of that, which you’d been anticipating for a while.
*
One month ago…
“Anon!” Rena called as you entered the hotel. “You’re just in time!”
A woman with tree-bark-brown skin and leafy-green hair, dressed in a short, blue chiton tunic and a flower crown of a dozen different colors, gasped as she saw you, raising her hands to cover her mouth. “Ah! It’s really you…” She whispered.
“Hi there,” you said. The way she reacted to seeing you, like you were some sort of celebrity, you couldn’t help but blush.
“Anon, this is Talia,” Rena gestured to the other woman. “Talia, Anon. This cute little dryad has something to show you.”
“Oh! Right, right! Focus!” She slapped her cheeks twice, then grabbed a scroll laying on the counter, and unfurled it. “Behold! Fantasia Park!”
You saw a map, with the words “Fantasia Park” written in the corner in several languages, displaying a big park, marked with dozens of little landmarks, and split into several larger “biomes,” a forest, plains, a beach, a mountain, and more.
The star-struck Talia struggled not to stammer. “I’d always felt like… Er, I mean, I couldn’t help but notice that, well… There are so many girls staying here each night, some of us all of the time, even, and... it’s a very nice place. The way each room is completely personalized means that all of us get a comfortable place to stay, but… well, when you’re not the one picked for the night, it can get a little boring sometimes, especially if you don’t watch the Lewdstreams.”
She glanced toward Rena nervously, as if she was worried she’d insult the Kitsune, but Rena didn’t seem to mind, and motioned for her to go on.
“Not to say the hotel doesn’t have interesting things outside our rooms! I heard that the Onsen is great, the cafeteria has the best food you could ask for, no matter what you eat, and that the mall offers all kinds of nice distractions, too. But I felt like we could use a place to go when we’d like a change of scenery, a place that doesn’t “belong” to any one guest. So I drew up this, and asked Rena to show it around, to see if some of the other women with the right skills would want to help bring it to life.”
She paused, looked you in the eye, and quickly turned away, nervously blushing. “And of course, you’d be allowed to visit too, and bring your girlfriends along! I’m sure a lot of them would love a chance to go swimming at the beach, or walking through the woods with you.”
Rena nodded. “I liked the idea, so I helped pull a few strings in high places, and we finally got it approved. Talia and her crew are starting work on it tonight!”
“Yeah!” Talia nodded. “We’ll let you know when it’s gonna be ready! Be sure to check it out, okay? Uh, that is, if you feel like it…”
You smiled. “How can I say no to that?”
*
After you’d drifted off to sleep, you once again found yourself in the vase void in front of the hotel, its floors stretching up out of sight. You’d heard from Rena that the development had been going much faster than expected, (having more than a handful of literal goddesses willing to contribute out probably helped,) and if all went well tonight would be the night you finally got to see it.
As you stepped inside, you saw Rena was already speaking to a woman in long green robes at the front desk.
“...And we were really hoping you’d be able to help out here,” Rena said. “...Again.”
The woman she was speaking to groaned, massaging her temples. “Can’t those two come to their senses and act like adults for a single night? Is it not enough that I must put up with their in-fighting back home during waking hours? Recently they’ve been making a racket over some petty grudge or another every night, and every night, it falls on me to put an end to it. I feel as if I haven’t had a truly restful night’s sleep in weeks! If it weren’t for the hope of eventually meeting Anon, I’d consider checking all three of us out! Zygarde never has this problem…”
“Uh, hey there,” you said, startling the woman in green as both she and Rena turned to look at you.
“Anon!” The woman in green gasped. “...I’m sorry you had to hear that, my love.”
Her face was framed by long, disheveled green hair, and four green horns pointing outward from the back of her head. Her eyes were a piercing yellow (if you could ignore the bags under them), and a softly-glowing yellow circle marking lay on her forehead, a pair of yellow lines running up from it, through her hair, and down her neck before vanishing beneath her robes again.
But as your eyes trailed down, your attention was immediately drawn to something that her robes had hidden from the back: From the waist down, the woman had a long, coiling, serpentine tail, covered in smooth, shimmering green scales, marked on either side by a pattern of yellow rings like the one on her forehead, occasionally interrupted by red-tipped fins. More surprisingly, this tail didn’t even touch the ground. Instead, she simply steadily hovered, gently bobbing up and down in the air.
You quickly figured out who she was.
“Rayquaza?”
“Correct, Love, the one and only.” She smiled weakly, and tried to casually straighten out her hair with her claws. “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you… even if I’m not at my best, this evening. It pains me to say goodbye so quickly, but I have a fight to break up.” She turned to leave.
“Wait,” you said, causing her to stop. “You sound really worn out. Let me guess. Kyogre and Groudon, right?”
Rayquaza turned back and nodded. “...Of course.”
“Yep…” Rena shook her head, not making any attempt to hide the annoyance in her voice. “We’d been able to keep them from disturbing your nights until now, but they’ve been butting heads a lot more often, lately. Last Friday it was a brawl in the cafeteria over whether sea salt or mined salt was better, Tuesday we had to fix all the equipment in the gym after they started arguing whether rock climbing or swimming were better ways to exercise…”
She paused, and sighed. “And now, they’re fighting in the park on opening night! I’m seriously thinking about moving them to basement rooms after tonight.”
“In the park?” You asked. After all that work, a fight breaks out on opening night? You turned back to Rayquaza. “Well, maybe I can help them calm down for you. Then you can get some rest.”
“Oh Anon.” Rayquaza shook her head. “I appreciate your kindness, but this is my duty to bear. Please, leave it to me, and spend the evening with one of the countless maidens here awaiting you.”
You shrugged. “Okay. Hey, Rena, I’d like to request an evening with Kyogre and Groudon.”
Rena raised a finger and opened her mouth to say something, then shut it again. “...I’m not gonna talk you down from this, am I?”
“Probably not.”
“Alright.” Rena started typing as she talked. “I can’t send them a message to let them know you’re coming right now, (not that I think they’re in the mood to listen,) but I can at least get a few nurses on standby.”
“I’ll keep an eye on Anon, too,” Rayquaza said. She turned to look at you. “I am, again, grateful for your kindness. If you insist on trying to calm them, so I may rest, I will allow it. But I cannot bear the thought of harm coming to you. Should either one of them be about to hurt you, I will step in and put a stop to it.”
“Thank you,” you said. “But it shouldn’t be too hard, right? They’re in this hotel because they both love me, so it won’t take much to find some common ground.”
“Do not let Kyogre hear you say that particular idiom,” Rayquaza warned, smiling slightly. “But if there is anyone else in this hotel that can calm them, I believe you can, Love.”
“And, we’re ready,” Rena said, hitting send. She took your hand. “Follow me.”
Rena led you past the mall entrance and the first-floor cafeteria, towards the back of the hotel. A new pair of glass double doors stood tall, currently wide open to allow the guests fleeing the alternating scorching heat and violent storms back into the hotel. (Despite the panic, you could swear a few of them were checking you out as they ran by.)
“I still think you should leave this to Rayquaza,” Rena said, as she led you through the door to Fantasia Park, before giving you a kiss, “But I respect you wanting to help out the women you love.”
Beyond the door, you walked down a paved road, lined on either side by beds of flowers in all colors, shapes, and sizes, (including quite a few you were certain were not native to Earth as you knew it,) as well as elaborately trimmed topiary in the shape of women dancing, leaping, or and playing music. You passed under a wood archway, with a large sign reading “Welcome to Fantasia Park!”
On the other side, you saw Talia, looking a lot worse for the wear under the erratic weather, as she guided a few straggling guests back to the entrance.
Her eyes lit up when she saw the legendary dragon. “Rayquaza, oh thank goodness you’re here! We can still salvage-”
Then she saw you.
“Oh no!” She buried her head in her hands. “It’s too late! It’s a disaster! A total failure! This is the worst day of my life!”
“Hey hey, don’t say that!” You hug her almost on instinct. “It’s not your fault. I promise we’re gonna help fix things, okay?”
Talia looked up at you, her green eyes still wet with tears. “Th-thanks. I… I’m sorry, I know it’s not my fault, but I know you were looking forward to this, and- and-” She stopped and took a few breaths.
“It will be alright, dear,” Rayquaza said, setting a claw on her shoulder. “We won’t let you or your team’s work go to waste.”
“Yeah,” Talia nodded, letting go of you. “I’ll help other people get out. Good luck.”
As you got closer to the park’s central square, you saw large puddles and earthen spires disrupting the floral displays. The sky above rapidly switched between clear skies under a blazing sun, and dark clouds releasing a driving rain.
“This is gonna be a huge pain to clean up when all of this is over,” Rena groaned.
“You and Talia won’t be cleaning up all this by yourself, will you?”
“No, no, there’s a bunch of girls that have been brought on as part of the staff that can help fix things back up. Doesn’t mean it’ll be easy, though.”
Rayquaza lifted off the ground. “I will keep watch from above. Please be cautious, Anon.” She blew you a kiss, before taking off, in seconds becoming nothing more than a barely-visible speck in the sky.
When you and Rena finally reached the central square, you found the Pokémon you were looking for staring each other down, catching their breaths while they prepared for their next strike. A figure in red stood atop a jagged pillar of earth, while a figure in blue hovered within a twister of water.
“This park NEEDS more water! Have you seen how many mermaids, Zora, and other aquatic girls are staying here?” The blue figure shouted.
“You WOULD say that! You get to cover most of the dang PLANET back home, here, it’s MY time to shine!”
The two reared back, their respective elements building up around them, ready to charge at each other again.
“Hey!” Rena shouted. “You two! Anon is here to-”
“ANON! He’s here to see me!” Both girls cried out at once, before leaping down in front of you, seeming to have forgotten all about their fight.
For about three seconds.
When each of them saw that the other had dropped down as well, they literally and metaphorically butted heads again, fanged teeth gritting as their yellow eyes locked on each other.
“What’re you talking about, you washed-up witch? Anon’s obviously here to see me!” Growled the red-head. The gaps in her crimson armor revealed the powerful muscles beneath, including thick thighs that looked like they could crush rocks with ease. Above her wide hips was a broad tail, lined with spikes on either side. Black markings, which occasionally glowed a soft blue, ran down her skin and armor alike.
“All that heat’s clearly boiling your brain if you think Anon is here for some continental cur!” The other spat back. Her blue hair and dress, marked with red lines and patches of white, billowed in the hot air her opponent gave off, doing little to hide her alluring figure, ample chest, or the wide, trailing, blue fin she had in place of legs. Her mermaid-like body was held aloft by a “bubble” of water under her control.
“Yeah, I’m sure he wants to spend a romantic evening under the sea with NO AIR!”
“His body is about sixty percent water! He NEEDS me in his life!”
“Oh, yeah, I’m sure he’ll love your salty attitude! Don’t you hear what the journalists say? You made too much water already!”
“And the caves with the strength puzzles and hundreds of Zubat are any better?”
Rena rolled her eyes. “Ladies, if you’d just listen to us for a second-”
Kyogre stepped back from Groudon and turned toward you. “Of course, my apologies, I won’t deny Anon the pleasure of telling us which one he came for himself. Even if it’s obvious.”
“Yeah,” Groudon nodded. “We both know that Anon wants a solid, dependable kinda woman, don’t we?”
“Actually, I came here to see both of you.”
“WHAT?” They both cried at once.
“Oh come on, Anon!” Groudon groaned. “Don’t tell me you’re one of those wishy-washy fence sitters!”
“Hey!” Kyogre huffed. “The Wishiwashi School are all quite decisive in their stances, I’ll have you know! Just as Anon can be! I’m certain he’s just trying to let down ONE of us gently.”
Well, this was a bit more trouble than you were used to. “Come on Kyogre, Groudon. You both know I’ve been dating dozens of girlfriends since I got here. Do you really think I wouldn’t want to spend time with both of you? Or will that be a problem?”
Groudon folded her arms. "I don't have a problem with you dating any girls…"
Kyogre shut her eyes. "I am perfectly fine with you dating whoever you please…"
"EXCEPT HER!" They both finished at once, pointing at each other.
Rena tried to hold back a groan.
The idea of bluffing calling off tonight’s date with them unless they can work something out crossed your mind briefly, but you dismissed it. If it worked, it’d feel wrong. If it didn’t work, it would still fall back on Rayquaza to fix things, and you’d probably hurt their trust in you.
Then another idea came to you. A little risky, perhaps, but if it worked, it could be fun for everyone involved.
“Alright, how about a competition, then?” You suggested. “We have a few contests, and the winner overall gets to decide who I date tonight.”
“Awesome!” Groudon cheered. “I’ll come out on top, no problem!”
“I actually agree with Groudon, it’s a wonderful idea. Just not for the reasons she’s thinking.” She paused. “Just… ensure there’s no possibility of a tie. We must have an odd number of rounds.”
“Yeah, and no lame ‘you’re both winners’ crap, either.”
And suddenly, you needed to alter your plan a little.
“Oh, one more thing,” you said, after a little thought. “Each round’s winner will get a kiss from me… and the loser, too.”
The two suddenly looked hesitant.
“And the loser will have to give the winner a compliment, too. It can’t be a backhanded compliment, either. If you can’t say something nice, you’ll have to forfeit the rest of the game. Same if the winner is a bad sport about it. I don’t want to hear anyone insulting the women I love.”
Groudon put her hands on her hips. “Guess I’ll just have to win everything, then. Like I planned.”
Kyogre gave a dismissive wave. “I’ll look forward to hearing you praise me each and every round.”
Rena leaned against you, whispering in your ear. "I'll be watching over the Lewdstream. Try not to let them destroy you, or the park, okay?"
"Don’t worry, there's only one part of me that's getting destroyed tonight."
*
WetterIsBetter: YOOO!
WetterIsBetter: You hear that??
SeaShoreShelly: Of course! That little cutie Anon is gonna get a real taste of the beauty and power of the sea!
WetterIsBetter: Kyogre finally gets a chance to prove herself! Slay, queen!
High-N-Dry: Psshaaw, you Aqua losers WISH.
High-N-Dry: Groudon’ll crush this competition, then she’ll crush Anon.
High-N-Dry: In a sexy way, I mean.
Admin.Courtney: Yes… Lady Groudon… set your sights on Anon… and Target… LOCK!
LittleRootChamp: …Are your teams still seriously doing this?
High-N-Dry: I don’t know about you, but we stan Groudon for LIFE.
WetterIsBetter: ‘Sides, can’t us girls be allowed to miss the good old days?
LittlerootChamp: …
LittlerootChamp: Not only did I beat both of your teams six ways from Sunday, but your leaders both admitted that their plans were suicidal!
High-N-Dry: Why you gotta be such a downer, girl?
Admin.Courtney: The interloper… has a point… our analysis… had… grievous… miscalculations.
SeaShoreShelly: But this isn’t that. We’re not looking to change the world; we’re cheering for our queen to find love. And all’s fair in love and war!
HisuiHistorian: A little competition can be healthy. Let them have their fun.
LittlerootChamp: Should we really be encouraging this?
HisuiHistorian: Anon will be fine, whether they cheer on for their favorites or now. I’m sure of it.
HisuiHistorian: Besides, it’s not every day you get to watch legendary Pokémon in action. This is history in the making.
*
The three of you had traveled to the beach area of the park, figuring it'd be a spot where the two titans would be on a level playing field. The soft, warm sand and the cool splashes of the waves complimented each other nicely (that the two had stopped fighting over which one’s weather would dominate the park certainly helped). Most of the other guests had already left, though a few of the bolder and super-powered women, as well as handfuls water and ground type Pokémon girls watched from a safe distance.
"What's our first round gonna be?" Groudon said with a fanged smile. "I got it! Who can make him the best gift?"
With that, she stomped the ground with one leg, and a black stone popped out from beneath it. In one swift motion, she caught it out of the air and crushed it between her claws. Steam erupted around her from the intense heat and pressure. When it cleared, you saw her holding a jagged, uncut diamond toward you.
"Only the best for my Anon, right? Rare, valuable, tough under pressure, easy on the eyes, and a girl's best friend, just like you."
Before you could respond, Kyogre let out a haughty "hah!"
"If you find that impressive? Just you wait!"
She dove into the sea, returning a moment later with a large clam. She opened it up to reveal what had to be the largest pearl you'd ever seen.
"Marvelous, isn't it? The product of deep pain and struggle, yet despite it all, perfectly radiant, perfectly shaped, a true hidden treasure. A far more fitting gift for my dear boyfriend, don't you think?"
You couldn't help but think a different pair of legendary Pokémon would've wanted to give those gifts first.
“Who is the victor of the first round, my sweet Anon?” Kyogre asked.
“Uh, thank you for the gifts, girls, but I didn’t actually say the contest started yet.”
The two blinked.
“But, if you really want giving me a gift to be part of the contest, we could say it’s an extra round, I guess.”
“Excellent.” Kyogre nodded.
“I’m good with that.” Groudon said. “So, which of us got the best gift?”
“It’s so hard to choose.” You looked back and forth between them. “I honestly really like both of them.”
The two gave you disapproving frowns.
“...But if I had to pick one, I guess I’d go with Groudon’s. It being something she made herself has gotta be worth a few extra points, right?”
Groudon grinned, and wrapped her powerful arms around you in a tight, warm hug, while Kyogre let out a disappointed groan. “Aw, I’m happy to make gems for you any time, Anon.” She gave you a kiss, her breath hot and dry as her tongue aggressively explored your mouth.
“Th-thanks,” you stammered when she finally let you go.
When she finally let go, she turned back to her counterpart. “So, how about it, Kyogre? Got anything to say to me?”
Kyogre turned back to you. “Is this really necessary, dear?”
“You don’t HAVE to. But you’d be giving up right at the start.”
With a huff, Kyogre turned and kissed Groudon on the cheek, steam rising from the point of contact. She followed it up with a quiet mumble of “you wear those blue highlights well.”
You picked up both of their gifts. “Seriously, though, you both did a good job making and finding these, they look amazing. Even if neither of them is quite as beautiful as the girl that gave them.”
“How sweet of you to say!”
“Yeah, thanks Anon!”
The two smiled, and moved in to hug you, before quickly realizing the other was doing the same, and glared at each other.
Taking the hint, you proposed the next contest.
*
With a kick of her tail fin, Kyogre launched out of the water and into the air, right into the path of Groudon’s projectile. Taking aim with both hands, she struck it away, and Groudon rushed to intercept.
Watching the two ladies leap after the volleyball had been a treat. You didn’t have a net nearby, so you'd settled for letting any time the ball hit the water as a point for Groudon, and any time it struck sand as a point for Kyogre. Not only did this let each of them be in their element, but it kept them from using their powers to just make the ground or water spike the ball without moving themselves.
Groudon just barely managed to launch the ball back with a dive. The ball soared into the air, and Kyogre rose up on a spout of water to meet it, before spiking it back toward the beach. The sand beneath Groudon rose up at an angle to quickly get back on her feet, but it seemed too little, too late, as the ball was out of her reach.
Refusing to give in, Groudon quickly stomped the ground, opening up a crevasse just below the ball. She let herself slide down after it, and managed to knock the ball back up out of the new hole just before it technically made contact with the ground.
Only for the ball to land back in the sand just outside the pit.
“And that’s the deciding point!” Kyogre cheered, arms raised high. “Which means I am victorious!” She surfed over to you on a small wave, the water splashing up against you as the two of you hugged.
“Nice shot!” You tell her. “You did great out there.”
“Thank you, dear! I aim to impress.” Her lips were on yours before you could respond, her breath cool and salty like a sea breeze.
As you parted, Groudon had just risen up out of the fissure she’d made for herself. She frowned at the sight before her, but sulked over to you and Kyogre.
“That was a pretty clever move back there, Groudon,” you tell her, giving her a pat on her armored back.
Kyogre grinned. “Even if you still lost.”
“Careful Kyogre…” You warned her.
“...I suppose it was a good move, in its own right.”
Groudon marched up to Kyogre, and took a deep breath.
“Those red accents really help your colors stand out,” she rushed out, before giving her rival a short kiss on the cheek.
You moved in to try and hug both at once, while they’re still close to each other, but they parted too quickly. It seemed like you still had a way to go.
“Alright, how about a Beauty Contest?”
The two legendary Pokémon looked at each other, then back at you.
“You want us to put on some frilly dresses and makeup and walk across a stage?” Groudon asked.
“Not exactly the kind of beauty contest I’d had in mind…”
*
Groudon’s body glowed a bright golden color, the earth beneath her glowing with that same energy. It shot forward through the ground in front of her, cracks forming before the Earth Power burst out from below, scattering rocks and chunks of dirt around as it emerged, shimmering brightly. She raised up her hands, and following her commands, a stream of lava Erupted through the opening, spraying wildly into the air while you watched from a safe distance. She reared back, taking a deep breath, and spat out a massive Fire Blast through the column, which shot out on the other side as a glowing red Kanji for “big.”
Groudon stood back, hands on her hips, and a big, fanged grin on face. “How’s that for a show?”
“Awesome! Way to go!” You gave a round of applause. Off to the side, a Porygon girl projected a display of the judges’ ratings (Kyogre and Groudon had both insisted on judges beside you, not wanting to hear a “you’re both beautiful” answer). The numbers came in, two eights, and a nine.
Groudon casually examined her claws the way a human would look at their fingernails, an unspoken taunt to “beat that!”
Kyogre smirked, and blasted herself out of the sea and into the air with Hydro Pump. The pillar of water spread out and flowed downward at the top, turning into a Water Spout. At the peak of its height, she leapt off it, flipping in midair, let loose a freezing wind from her mouth, the Sheer Cold freezing the water solid. Still in midair, she enveloped herself in an Aqua Ring, the light shimmering off the water around her in a rainbow of colors as she slid down the side of her ice sculpture. She twirled her fin as she dropped, slowing her descent and scattering gleaming droplets everywhere. She landed back in the water, and took a bow.
“The picture of elegance, isn’t it?”
The judges seemed to agree, as two tens and a nine came up on the holographic display.
“That was incredible!” You told her, giving her a hug as she swam back to shore. “Congrats on your victory! That display was every bit as lovely as you.” You gave her another kiss, the more confident Kyogre storming inside your mouth while pressing her chest against yours.
She parts with a soft pant. “Oh Anon! Thank you! It means the world, coming from you.”
You heard a sigh behind you, and turned to see Groudon.
“Looks like you really do have an eye for making things pretty after all,” She said quietly.
While you were still in Kyogre’s arms, Groudon snorted, and hugged both of you before kissing Kyogre on the lips, great clouds of steam rising from the point of contact.
Kyogre was wide-eyed when Groudon stepped back.
“I only kissed you there so I could get an indirect kiss from Anon, okay?” Groudon grunted, folding her arms. “The next round I’m gonna win a direct one!”
“You’ve got a good shot at it,” you tell her. “Even if you didn’t win, you still put on an incredible performance.”
“Thanks, Anon.” Groudon looked back at Kyogre. “If it had been… a coolness contest, or something, I’d have had you licked!”
Kyogre grinned. “Oh, you really think a hot-head like you could compete for ‘coolness’ against a sculpture like that?” She gestured back to the ice spire. “I could easily claim another victory there, couldn’t I Anon?”
“I mean, you both asked me not to be the judge for the last one because I’d say you were both beautiful and not pick a real winner, so I don’t know if you’d really want my answer.” You shrugged. “Plus, I’m pretty sure they’re talking about a different kind of’ coolness.’”
“Even if it isn’t, I can handle it.”
*
At the signal, Groudon immediately flexed, her already rippling muscles Bulking Up further. After a brief “gun show” for the crowd, she slammed down into the ground with her fists, causing dozens of jagged Precipice Blades to rise up. She dug her claws into the tallest one as it climbed higher, her body glowing as the clouds cleared above her.
She reared back, then opened her jaws wide, unleashing a devastating Solarbeam across the other stone spires she’d created, carving the collection into the shape of a hand with the pointer and pinkie fingers raised to the sky. With a laugh, Groudon “threw up the horns” with her own claws, creating another Eruption below the giant hand for some pyrotechnics. There came a buzz, and she stopped, waiting for the judges’ decision.
One ten and two nines appeared on the board.
“Hah!” She called, letting the pillar sink back into the earth. “I got this one in the bag!”
You gave a cheer, and waved to her as she took a bow.
“Don’t be so sure, Groudon!” Kyogre said, as she got ready for her turn in the spotlight. “I’ll show them what it truly means to be cool.”
Streams of blue light swirled around her as she used Origin Pulse. Another blast of Sheer Cold formed hundreds of little snowflakes around her, the light reflecting off them at all angles in a dazzling display. The spectacle was shattered by a glowing mass of rock, as her Ancient Power broke through the ice, the remains of the snowflakes still twinkling around her as they drifted toward the ground. She took a bow, then waited with baited breath.
Two sevens and a six.
*
Admin.Courtney: It seems… the general public… does have some… taste… after all.
SeaShoreShelly: Okay, which of you Magma goons is bribing the judges?
High-N-Dry: Hah, looks like Groudon’s makin’ a comeback!
WetterIsBetter: Aw, COME ON! Are you seriously telling me people didn’t find Kyogre’s show cool?
LittlerootChamp: Kyogre’s moves are more focused on beauty than coolness.
LittlerootChamp: Maybe if she’d picked up a TM or two, she’d have a chance, but I don’t think she was ready.
WetterIsBetter: What about her Ancient Power? That was pretty cool, wasn’t it?
LittlerootChamp: No, that’s more about looking tough than cool.
LittlerootChamp: It’s a subtle difference, but an important one.
WetterIsBetter: …
WetterIsBetter: This is why I never bothered with those stupid contests.
*
“Aw yeah!” Groudon practically flung herself at you, pinning you to the beach. “Told you I’d win the next one!” You found yourself locked into another hot, forceful kiss.
“Great work!” you said, wrapping your arms around her. “You looked great up there. And man, that Bulk Up…”
She laughed softly, flexing one arm. “I’ll be happy to show off for you any day.”
“I must confess, your strength is indeed impressive."
Looking to your left, you saw that Kyogre had dropped onto the sand beside you. She locked lips with Groudon, whose heat seemed to get more intense as another cloud of steam rose between them.
"...Th-there, now that I've claimed an indirect kiss from Anon, we can move on, right?"
"Right…" Groudon muttered.
The competitions went on and on, and the two legendary Pokémon, and you, got more and more into it…
*
High-N-Dry: Hey, who's in the lead now?
WetterIsBetter: I dunno, I had to go AFK for a while and lost count.
SeaShoreShelly: Anon hasn't mentioned the score lately.
High-N-Dry: … Wait, what are they doing right now?
LittlerootChamp: Burying Anon up to his neck in the sand.
High-N-Dry: Are they even competing anymore?
HisuiHistorian: No. It's been rather peaceful, for a while now.
High-N-Dry: Aw come on! It was supposed to be a vicious battle to prove Groudon was the better girl for him!
WetterIsBetter: Anon totally deserves Kyogre more!
High-N-Dry: …Guess it doesn’t matter now.
WetterIsBetter: Even in our dreams, everything ends up balanced. What a wash.
Admin.Courtney: Disappointing… but not… unanticipated.
*
"You sure you're okay with this?" You asked, standing at the water's edge, now dressed in a pair of swim trunks from a rental stand.
"Yeah, it's fine.” Groudon said, folding her arms. “I'll take my turn with you later. You guys have fun. Just… Don’t take TOO long down there, okay?"
"Don’t worry, dear, we won’t," Kyogre replied. She took your hand and pulled you into the sea.
You looked in awe at the underwater world around you, as Kyogre gently led you by the hand. A large bubble of air surrounded your upper body, and soft currents steadily pushed you along, so you wouldn’t have to you to wear yourself out swimming. Dozens of colorful fish swam by you, and bright coral reefs provided contrast to the vast blue sea ahead. Every now and again, as you explored the depths, Kyogre stopped, and held you in a long kiss, saying it was "to replenish your oxygen." You were pretty sure it didn’t actually work that way, but you weren't going to object to her finding an excuse to kiss you.
"It’s all so amazing…" you whispered to her.
"Isn't it? I love it down here. The vibrant life, the beauty even as creatures struggle to survive… even the more… eccentric ones, in the darkest depths, has their morbid appeal." She sighed, turned to face you, and hugged you tight, her chest pushing against yours.
"But more than anything, I've longed to share it with the man I love." She rested a hand on your chest, while her mermaid-esque tail brushed along your legs. "I know you can't live down here all the time, even if I hate to admit it. But I want you to enjoy the wonders of my sea, and cherish it with me.” She paused. “Can you promise you’ll make time for me, Anon?”
“Of course!” You respond, running your fingers through her hair. “It’s not like I get a chance to see a place as wonderful as this every day. Even if it’s not half as wonderful, or elegant, or powerful as you.” You give her another kiss. “I love you, Kyogre.”
Kyogre seemed to blush. “Oh Anon! You’re simply too much!” She laughed. “I love you, too, Anon. My heart beats like a raging storm when you’re with me… Looking at your handsome face, seeing your charming smile, I… I want…” You suddenly feel her tugging at your trunks. “...Are you ready for the sea to take you?”
“Absolutely!”
*
You stood back on the beach, and watched as the sand rumbled and rose up, the countless tiny grains stacking atop each other as they formed into a life-sized sand castle, with tall spires on either side.
You felt a heavy slap on your back while you were still trying to pick your jaw up off the ground.
"Awesome, huh?” Groudon said, beaming. “You wanna take a look inside?"
"Can I? Is it safe?"
"Of course it is!" She huffed. "I don't want the man I love getting buried alive!"
You looked back at Kyogre, who simply waved you on, quietly encouraging you to enjoy your time with Groudon.
The two of you entered through the opening in the front. It was a little dim inside, with light pouring in from the windows as the only direct source of illumination, but the crystals and gems dotting the walls reflected the light around more evenly. It was also surprisingly spacious, with several pieces of furniture shaped out of the sand or stone, including a pair of thrones, and a wide bed.
"Woah, you work fast," you said. You looked at one of the thrones, seeing your name on it. "Heh, you really know how to make a guy feel welcome."
“You think that’s cool, you should see my digs in the Cave of Origin! I got myself a big ol’ crystal bed, some of my finest statues, carefully cut from the biggest gems you’ll ever see, (I even modeled one after you,) and the hottest magma bath on earth! That thing’ll burn even the toughest gunk off y-” She stopped. “Oh, yeah, you’re not magma proof. Right. Probably wouldn’t be able to handle being in the same room.”
“Maybe I could get a heat resistant suit,” you suggested. You’d seen weirder stuff in the hotel mall’s shops.
“Yeah, but I couldn’t fuck you senseless in that.” She laughed and wrapped her arms around you from behind, the bulging muscles holding you tight against her warm body.
“Yeah, but I could at least admire your handiwork.” You grin, reaching up to feel over her arms. “Seeing all the incredible stuff you’ve made for me today, I bet what you’ve got down there is worth showing off.”
“Aw, you’re makin’ me blush!” With the red armor on her cheeks, it’s hard to tell at a glance. “I love you, Anon. You’re a real sweetheart. It was stupid of us to get jealous of each other over you. You deserve a statue or two.”
“I love you too, Groudon. Your strength, your creativity, your gung-ho attitude… You’re breathtaking.”
She kissed you on the head, then lifted you up, and set you down on the surprisingly soft sand bed, crawling up in front of you right after. She gently bumped her head against yours, while you rested your hands on her thick thighs. “I’m not really good with words like Kyogre is, but I want you to know you mean the world to me. I’d love to spend more time with you, after tonight, whether that’s in the sun, carving up gems, making sand castles, exploring caves…”
“I’d be happy to.” You give her a hug.
“Speaking of…” She slipped a claw downward. “I’ve got a cave you might wanna explore right now.” She winked.
*
You sat out on the beach once again, Kyogre on one side, and Groudon on the other.
“Thank you for such a lovely time, Anon dear,” Kyogre said, placing an arm around you.
“Yeah, that rocked,” Groudon nodded, patting you on the back.
“No problem, you two were great!”
A smirk crept onto Groudon’s face. “Do you think you’d like another round? With both of us? I’ve got an idea that could kick things up a notch.”
“Sure, I think I’m ready.” You nodded.
“Alright!” Groudon cheered. “I think it’s time to break ‘them’ out.” She winked at Kyogre.
“What do you mea…?” Kyogre trailed off, then grinned. “Oh, you wicked thing!”
Each one reached out, and with a rumble, the earth spat out a red orb, and the sea washed up a blue orb. Both began to glow as each legendary Pokémon grabbed them, an omega symbol appearing on the red orb, and an alpha symbol on the blue. Above you, clouds cleared in one half of the sky, the heat quickly intensifying, while dark clouds and heavy rain formed on the other.
Both of the legendary Pokémon glowed, the markings on their skin and robes turning a bright yellow, their reds and blues becoming darker. Both growled as they grew taller, stronger, and even bustier, pinnacles of power in feminine form.
The two looked down at you with what could only be described as a primal hunger in their eyes.
You had the briefest moment to wonder if you might have bitten off more than you can chew, before the raging sea and the quaking earth are all over you, and each other, the hiss of steam audible around you.
*
HisuiHistorian: Amazing, both of the Primal Reversions clashing at once, with Anon in the middle!
HisuiHistorian: I must record this.
Inception_Desk: Totally just for historic purposes, right?
High-N-Dry: Aw yeah, girl! Show him your fiery passion!
WetterIsBetter: Drown Anon in a tidal wave of love, queen!
SeaShoreShelly: Yes, Kyogre, make that cutie yours!
Admin.Courtney: Lady Groudon’s true power… can bring no greater result… Mission… Complete…!~
Admin.Courtney: …Slurp!~
SeaShoreShelly: …Why is that one word followed by a tilde way creepier coming from you, than hours of your “talk like a robot” gimmick?
WetterIsBetter: Hey…
High-N-Dry: Wait a sec…
LittlerootChamp: … Uh, Rena, is there a wiper or something on the Lewdstream camera?
LittlerootChamp: It doesn’t seem like the steam is letting up any time soon.
Inception_Desk: Uh, no…
High-N-Dry: Can you fix it?
WetterIsBetter: Yeah, we’re missing the action!
Inception_Desk: Not right now.
High-N-Dry: Why not?
Inception_Desk: Do YOU want to get in range of two primal titans who are causing volcanoes and tsunamis to go off?
Admin.Courtney: My sadness… Immeasurable… My night… Ruined…
SeaShoreShelly: Why’d you both have to go and use your ultimate power on Anon at once?
WetterIsBetter: …Our queen is too strong for her own good.
High-N-Dry: …Groudon’s hotness is overwhelming.
HisuiHistorian: Well, this is rather disappointing.
*
As you slowly came to again, and opened your tired eyes, you could feel the firm, warm, supportive land on your left, and the gentle, cool, comforting waves lapping at your right. You look and see both of the girls clinging to you in their sleep, both back to normal (for them, anyway).
You felt a gentle breeze brush over your face, then looked up to see Rayquaza floating above you, looking far more rested than when you first checked in.
“I must thank you deeply, Anon, for your help tonight.” She gently brushed a claw along your cheek.
“You’re welcome,” you mumbled. “...Don’t think I could go another round though…”
She covered her mouth with a claw as she laughed softly. “Oh, no no, you asked for these two alone tonight, and I will not cheat them, or you, of that pleasure. I merely wish to share my genuine gratitude to you, love. It was a relief to see these two finally get along… and to finally rest, myself.”
She bent down and kissed you on the forehead, a smile creeping up her face. “That said, should you wish for more… hm hm, passionate thanks, you need only ask, another night.”
“ROOM SERVICE! KINDA!” Rena called, causing Kyogre and Groudon to stir. “In the park, this is more like take out delivery, I guess.”
You looked up to see Rena holding a large, covered platter, Talia following close behind.
“Thanks, I could use some food,” you say, the two legendary Pokémon at your sides slowly sitting up as well.
“You really did it,” Talia said, sighing in relief. “Thank you so much.”
“Glad to see you’re still in one piece,” Rena said, setting the platter down with both fresh fish and sizzling steak in front of the three of you.
“Hah, Anon’s made of some pretty tough stuff!” Groudon laughed as she ripped off a piece of steak with her claws. “He’s everything a gal like me could want.”
“Oh, yes,” Kyogre nodded, taking a bite of salmon off her fork. “I haven’t had this much fun in centuries. It was almost enough to make me forget Groudon was here at all.”
“Kyogre…” you groaned.
“I’m joking, Dear.” She kissed you on the cheek. “I think I’m starting to understand what you see her.”
“Same for you,” Groudon said between bites.
“Glad to hear it!” Rena said with a firm nod. “So, now that we can all get along… Once you’ve had your meal, how about you two clean up the mess you made in the park before it’s time to wake up, huh?”
Talia, Rena, and Rayquaza all glared at them.
The two legendary Pokémon glance at each other, then at Talia, Rena, and Rayquaza nervously. They then looked, pleadingly, at you.
“I mean, she does have a point,” you said, looking around at the large ponds and spires that littered the area. “You might want to apologize to Talia while you’re at it.”
After a few hours of watching the two cleaning, followed by more cuddling and playing on the beach, it was finally time to wake up. Talia thanked you once again as you passed from the park to the hotel, and Kyogre and Groudon followed you back to the entrance, kissing you goodbye.
You crossed the threshold, and woke up in your own bed, but with a couple weights at your side. You curiously reached down, and find the diamond and pearl. Still felt a little weird to not get, say, a ruby and sapphire from them, but you weren’t about to complain.