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It all started one day, you were chilling, in the Wild West! As one does on a Saturday afternoon when there is nothing else to do. You were having a jolly good time, just sitting there and watching the duel play out.
AN: I forgot to mention that there was a cowboy duel going on in the background.
Eventually, you got bored of the duel so you went off. Because this is some sort of Y/N story, you went into an ally with no backway out of it. All you wanted to do was, smoke and have the fastest draw in all of the Wild West. But that is just dreaming, and you have no mentor to teach you how to be a cowboy. So instead you sit there in that ally you went into a few minutes prior. Thinking about how amazing it would be if you were a girlboss cowboy.
AN: We got some nice little foreshadowing in there if you look very closely. If you can guess what happens next I will be proud of you.
“Little far from home, aren't you little lady?” Y/N suddenly jumps at the sudden invasion, you look over to see a tall man, he was a part of that duel you witnessed, he must have been the winner.
“No, I am not far from home, I live here.” You respond hoping this man leaves you alone because he’s annoying and you were dreaming about having the fastest draw in all of the west.
“Well, the names Woody, you know, like from Toy Story.” Clearly, it's Woody from Toy Story, he really didn’t need to introduce himself like that. “How would you like to spend the night with a real cowboy such as myself? I know for a fact that you would want to (forgive me) ride me like a horse with my nonexistent dick not being there because I am a toy and most likely don’t have one.” You were filled with disgust at that crude thing being said to you.
“How dare you say such a thing to me, I would never want to do such a thing with you, now get out of my way you bastard.” You tried to leave the alleyway but Woody was not having it and stepped in your way.
“No, I think you would have a wonderful time with my partner, I don’t only have a snake in my boot, but I also have a snake in my pants if you know what I mean.” Woody laughs.
“YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD NO DICK, WHY ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOW!?” You yelled back at him. Woody then pulls out a gun and says if you don’t come with me I’ll shoot ya, but just then a bullet flies past Woody's head, you look behind him and see this incredibly handsome, tall, man, you truly are the definition of a cowboy, you are hypnotized by his beauty.
“The lady said no, Woody from Toy Story, so I think it's best of you run along now before I shoot you with my Emperor.” The man says aiming a gun at woody.
AN: I forgot to mention that Y/N is a stand user so she can see Hol Horses stand.
“With what gun, Hol Horse?” Woody mocks, Hol Horse is not having any of this and shoots him Woody then dies of death.
“Are you alright?” Hol Horse asks.
“I am now, thank you stranger,” you respond.
“You can call me Hol Horse, and what should I call you?”
“You can call me, Y/N.”
“Well, Y/N, do you want to get a drink with me?”
“I would love to.”