Chapter Text
Kazuha was eating (weed) brownies one day when he decided to turn on the news.
“Weed is now illegal in 72 countries”
Kazuha sighed. “But there are only 73 countries goddamnit! I wanna smoke my weed” but kazu said that too loud and the popo heard it so he began to run in a random direction until…
“OW SHIT! I HIT A TREE” kazuha screeched “no the fuck you didn’t the tree-shaped muji muji daruma spoke”
“Why the shit are you narrating yourself kazuha said”... “fuck kazuha exclaimed”
“You’re in narattorville the now visible sayu explained” “and yes it’s spelled like that sayu followed”
“Oh kazuha commented when the popo suddenly noticed him” “wait shit kazuha breathily exclaimed and began to run away”
“and then sayu began to follow”
“Why the fuck are you following me” kazuha spoke “thank god we’re out of there” he continued
“Wow i feel free for once” sayu said breathily when shaquille o'neal popped in as the popo
“GET OVER HERE NAKU WEED SMOKER shaquille o'neal shouted”
“So we just crossed the border huh?” kazuha spoke
“Yup” sayu replied
“YOU”RE SURROUNDED” said heizou, blocking the path forward with himself and his popo friends when all of a sudden sayu grappled herself onto the likes of kazuha
“I’m outta here” sayu whispered and disappeared into the wind using ninjitsu techniques to travel 3 countries. She stopped when she knew it would take the popo a week to get there without ninjitsu.
(3 minutes later)
“We’re here. I heard you had naku weed, so you want to get to the 73rd country, no?”
“How did you know?”
“I am the youngest descendent of the Muji Muji bloodline, heir to all knowledge known to man”
“So you can tell me where to go to find the 73rd country, no?”
“Indeed, however, this land is on the other corner of our dick shaped teyvat”
“Has it not always been dick shaped?”
“That i cannot answer”
and so the journey began (said venti)