Work Text:
thief: guys
thief: you will mever believe this
ice queen: mever
thief: stfu
thief: anyway
thief: me and my husband just went on the most spectacular date and you wouldn’t believe how utterly romantic he is
batman: Venti, we’re not married.
thief: :0
thief: diluc, baby, loml, snookums, honeycakes, sweet cheeks, sugar daddy, hot ass, batman to my batwoman, would you do me the greatest honor and allow me access to your boobs forever? <3
batman: No.
thief: ;(
batman: Do it in person.
ice queen: WHAT
travelLEER: WHAT
scary books: someone wanna tell me why venti just booked it out of the library?
travelLEER: backread
scary books: oh, my.
batman: He’s actually coming?
scary books: he was out like klee was behind him with an extra large bomb.
Dandy Knight: Speaking of, where is Klee? It would seem she has escaped again.
Albedo: I will help look
ice queen: i would help but i’m with diluc and someone needs to record this
travelLEER: you are doing gods work, kaeya
ice queen: _(:3 」∠)_
travelLEER: never use that again
ice queen: ＿|￣|○
travelLEER: stop
ice queen: oh hes here
ice queen: he just lept directly into diluc’s arms from a foot away
benny!!: mans got hops
travelLERR: hi bennett
benny!!: hi!!!
ice queen: wait stfu im recording this now
travelLEER: why would WE need to be quiet
The video opens and you can see Diluc holding Venti in his arms, bridal style. They were lip-locked and Venti had his visible hand firmly in Diluc’s hair, holding it away from his face.
You can hear Kaeya whispering about how gross the sight is just before they break apart.
“Put me down, put me down,” Venti said, squirming in Diluc’s hold. Diluc did.
“Oh, here we go,” Kaeya whispered.
Venti got down in one knee, and took Diluc’s hand in his. Diluc’s cheeks started to redden.
“Diluc Ragnvindr, we may have only been together for two years but I feel like it’s been forever. You never fail to make me happy every day and I can’t even imagine life without you, nor do I want to. You’re a kind — so very kind — and sweet man. You do so much for so little and I deeply admire that about you.”
“Holy shit this is like an actual proposal,” Kaeya breathed, the video jerking a little before stabilizing.
Diluc only got redder as Venti spoke, and he looked seconds away from fleeing.
“I love you, Diluc. I love everything you do and I want to be apart of that. You are an amazing man and have made me so, so happy these past two years. I want to continue this, and stay with you forever. Please let me make you as happy as you’ve made me, and let me ease some of your lonesome burden. Dilic Ragnvindr,”
Venti reached into his pocket and pulled out a thin, silver band. He presented it to Diluc with a look that can only be described as lovestruck.
You can hear Kaeya whisper out another ‘holy shit’ as you watch.
“Will you marry me?”
Diluc was nearly as red as hair, and just as bright. His free hand covered his face, either in an attempt to hide from the situation or hide how much it’s affecting him you don’t know. The hand Venti is holding shakes despite the thumb rubbing across it in a soothing motion.
“You’re- you- you have to be joking, right?”
“No. I’m serious, Diluc. Marry me. I would have done it in a year anyway, but you gave me such the perfect opportunity I’d be stupid to pass it up.”
Diluc drew in a shaky breath, moving his hand from his face to tangle in his hair instead. He was still red, but you could see the same look on Venti’s face mirrored in his eyes. Anyone could see they are hopelessly in love.
Diluc seemed to fumble for words, his mouth opening and closing a few times. He looked on the verge of tears. Eventually, though, he found his words.
“I- yeah.”
It was a simple, rather dumb statement but Venti couldn’t look happier about it.
“Yeah?”
“Yeah,” Diluc choked, smiling a rare and soft smile.
Venti grinned, and handed Diluc the ring.
“I’m not sure it’ll fit, it used to be my dads,” Venti confessed, looking a bit bashful.
Diluc chuckled, and drew him in for a kiss.
“Okay, that’s enough of that. Wow. Um, what the fu-“ the video cut out before Kaeya even finished speaking.
ice queen: um so. yeah. venti proposed. [proposal.vid]
travelLEER: oh my god
Dandy Knight: Good for them! I am very happy for the both of them.
benny: that’s awesome! congratz you two!
thief changed their name to engaged!!!!!
engaged!!!!!: [husband!!.png]
The image is a selfie of him and Diluc, who’s face is still quite red. Both of them have wide grins on their face and Diluc’s eyes are closed, as if he was laughing when the picture was taken. Diluc is holding up his left hand, and the ring must have fit since it glitters in the flash.
Venti has the most awestruck grin, and is staring at Diluc instead of the camera. On his left hand, the one not holding the camera, he has moved one of the rings he always wore to the proper finger. It’s one of the simpler ones — just a thick silver band — to most likely match Diluc’s. His left hand rests on Diluc’s bicep, and his right is slung over Diluc’s shoulder. Diluc is holding him again, and you can just barely see Diluc’s other arm keeping Venti from falling.
engaged!!!!!: so who wants to hear about the date my fiancé took me on?