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DEADPOOL!
@deadpool
GOOD MORNING TWITTER!
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raven *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
@rxvenn
oomfs why does this have so many qrts?
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 11
GOOD MORNING TWITTER!
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alexia :)
Replying to @rxvenn
he’s a mercenary.
floppa father
Replying to @alexia_grrl
Isn’t he retired tho. Hes seen with @SpiderMan all the time?
alexia :)
Replying to @floppafather
so?? it doesn’t matter. he’s killed ppl?
floppa father
Replying to @alexia_grrl
Do u like black widow?
alexia :)
Replying to @floppafather
yes? but why does that matter
floppa father
Replying to @alexia_grrl
You know shes an ex-KGB assassin right? Shes killed. So has tony. So has literally every super ever. People CHANGE
Spider-Man
@SpiderMan
@deadpool isn’t a mercenary. he works with me on patrols
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qianfan THINKS SPIDEYPOOL IS REAL
@urlocalidiot
spider-man defending deadpool is my new aesthetic send tweet
Spider-Man @SpiderMan · Nov 11
@deadpool isn’t a mercenary. he works with me on patrols
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shaza :P
Replying to @urlocalidiot
does anyone have pics of them on patrol together? ive never seen them
can I please bite a chonk out of that ass
Replying to @shxzza22
@SpideySightings
Spidey Sightings (send in DMS!)
@SpideySightings
@SpiderMan was seen with @deadpool in a mall located in NYC! Image via @hxnvverin #SpiderMan
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shaza :P
Replying to @SpideySightings
HELP WTF R THEY DOING? WHY DOES SPIDE HAVE A BACKPACK. I have so many questions
The Daily Bugle
@thedailybugle
Spider-Man was seen with mercenary Deadpool in a homosexual manner. Is Spider-Man dating a mercenary, a villain, a criminal? Read more at thedailybugle.com/articles/superpeople/spider-man-deadpool-dating #SpiderMenace
Spidey Sightings (send in DMS!) @SpideySightings · Nov 13
@SpiderMan was seen with @deadpool in NYC! Image via @hxnvverin #SpiderMan
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DEADPOOL!
@deadpool
shut up before i skewer you and eat your innards
The Daily Bugle @thedailybugle · Nov 13
Spider-Man was seen with mercenary Deadpool in a homosexual manner. Is Spider-Man dating a mercenary, a villain, a criminal? Read more at thedailybugle.com/articles/superpeople/spider-man-deadpool-dating #SpiderMenace
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Spider-Man
Replying to @deadpool
wade unaliving people is bad. even if its j Jonah jameson
DEADPOOL!
Replying to @SpiderMan
but he looks so k*llable!!
Spider-Man
Replying to @deadpool
dp no
DEADPOOL!
Replying to @SpiderMan
ugh fine if u say so
navia !!
Replying to @deadpool
HELP THIS WHOLE THREAD IS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOO
doctah doc
@notarealdoctor
why does he censor the word kill and why does spidey say unalive LOL? @deadpool @SpiderMan
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 13
but he looks so k*llable!!
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DEADPOOL!
Replying to @notarealdoctor
we don’t say the k-word in this household.
doctah doc
Replying to @deadpool
HELP YALL IM FAMOUS HE REPLIED
ice ice baby
@iceicebxby
this man is so unhinged I love it
DEADPOOL @deadpool · Nov 13
we don’t say the k-word in this household.
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sunny :P
@ssunnyzworld
deadpool is in his hannibal era and im here for it
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 13
shut up before i skewer you and eat your innards
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wonderboy
Replying to @ssunnyzworld
do U think he ships hannigram tho. that’s the question
DEADPOOL!
Replying to @dododamn
HELL YES I DO
wonderboy DEADPOOL REPLIED TO ME?!
Replying to @deadpool
OMFF WHY ARE YOU HERE HELLO!?!? THAT’S GREAT NEWS BU THELO?! DP REPLIED TO ME?
grimm
Replying to @deadpool
PLEASE DO A Q&A DEADPOOL SIR WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
DEADPOOL!
@deadpool
OKAY... ask and you shall receive! #AskDeadpool
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jake
@jakeisfake
#AskDeadpool why is your pfp you but as a comic character. did u have to commission that or?
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DEADPOOL!
Replying to @jakeisfake
no. i didn’t have to get it commissioned because i came from a comic book. i just took a picture of myself from one of the panels
nick wilde lover
@whatisthis2293
bro he know too much. Or hes just on really good drugs. I want what he has
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 15
no. i didn’t have to get it commissioned because i came from a comic book. i just took a picture of myself from one of the panels
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roxxi
@roxxirocks
#AskDeadpool How old are u and spidey?
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DEADPOOL!
Replying to @roxxirocks
im 32 and spidey is 27 >:)
amelia is questioning deadpools sanity
@a.m.e.l.i.a
#AskDeadpool are you and spidey dating
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DEADPOOL!
Replying to @a.m.e.l.i.a
idk are we...?!?!? maybe we’re married. you wouldn’t know.
QUILL!
@qu1ll
jokerpilled but in a good way
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 15
idk are we...?!?!? maybe we’re married. you wouldn’t know.
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DEADPOOL!
@deadpool
somewhere in another universe
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Spider-Man
Replying to @deadpool
wade what the fuck is that
DEADPOOL!
Replying to @SpiderMan
hehehehehehehehehehehehEHHEHEHEHIUGUhehehehHEHEHEHEHkjHFUYEHIUHEHEHEHEHE
Daredevil
@daredevilofHK
What
DEADPOOL! @deadpool · Nov 15
hehehehehehehehehehehehEHHEHEHEHIUGUhehehehHEHEHEHEHkjHFUYEHIUHEHEHEHEHE
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