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Tome has created a group chat
Tome added Mob and 5 others
Tome named the group Spirits and Such
Ritsu: Tome, what the fuck.
Tome: why do you use proper grammar lmao
Ritsu: Tome, I’m being serious.
Ritsu: What is this?
Tome: its a group chat
Tome: was that not obvious
Tome: i thought you were supposed to be the smart one
Ritsu: ?
Ritsu: I am.
Tome: were in trouble
Ritsu: *We’re
Tome: if you correct me again ill stab you
Tome: this isnt joke btw
Ritsu: *I’ll
Ritsu: *isn’t
Tome @Mob whats ur address
Serizawa: Hi guys
Tome: hi serizawa
Tome: ritsu your death is being postponed
Serizawa: I don’t think you should kill people
Serizawa: People go to jail for that
Tome: i will just simply not get caught
Tome: hire pheonix wright or smth
Tome: @Shou what lawyer did ur dad use
Shou: my dad’s in jail???
Tome: wait rlly
Shou: we’re talking about my dad the terrorist right
Tome: YOUR DAD THE WHAT
Tome: I THOUGHT HE DID LIKE THEFT OR SOME SHIT
Shou: you remember that claw thing a while back?
Tome: no
Tome: i know people talked abt it but i didnt pay attention
Shou: nvm
Shou: all you need to know is that was my pops
Mob: 24 Chili lane
Teru: Hi Kageyama!!!
Mob: Hi Hanazawa
Mob: Hi Ritsu
Mob: Hi everyone else
Shou: ‘everyone else’
Shou: i thought we were friends
Shou: also is your name mob because i never actually found out
Mob: My name is Shigeo but most people call me Mob
Mob: And why would we be friends
Tome: hjjfdgknf
Tome: @Teru gay
Tome: thanks for the address btw
Tome: @Ritsu prepare to die
Ritsu: Nii-san, why?
Ritsu: I thought you were my brother.
Mob: Tome’s our friend so she’ll need our address anyway
Mob: And she won’t actually kill you
Mob: That’s illegal
Ritsu: I don’t want to die.
Tome: omw now
Tome: grabbing my stabby stabber first
Ritsu: *knife
Tome: i thought you wanted to live
Ritsu: Sorry.
Ritsu: Wait, I see you.
Ritsu: How did you get here so fast?
Ritsu: NII-SAN DO NOT LET HER IN THE HOUSE
Tome: too late bitch
Ritsu: But I never got to tell Shou I love him.
Shou: love you too bro
Shou: no homo lol
Private Chat Teru-Ritsu
Teru: I’m so sorry that happened
Teru: I can’t believe he’d no homo you like that
Ritsu: I have bigger problems right now but I appreciate the concern.
Teru: Did she actually bring a knife???
Ritsu: No, just a stick she picked up in the park.
Spirits and Such
Tome: any last words
Ritsu: Hold on.
Ritsu changed Reigen’s name to Bastard
Ritsu: You can kill me now.
Tome: *stabs you*
Ritsu: *collapses and starts to die*
Ritsu: And the rest is silence.
Ritsu: *dies*
Bastard: Kids what the fuck
Mob: Everything’s fine :)