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Today is a normal day for Clover. Y’know the average not being able to walk two meters without some random simp wanting to fuck Clover or be fuck by Clover. Everyday occurrences.
Clover was just taking a walk around this hell of a kingdom, on his way to McDonalds, when out of nowhere Almond cookie tries to arrest Clover for being so fucking beutiful and attractive but little did that stale mf know, he was being stalked by his simps who were preparing to write the most horrific, bone-chilling,greesy, kinky smut fanfic you’ll ever read. As Almond was putting Clover in the hand cuffs, The crowd of Clover and Almond simps went wild and started brainstorming ideas for the perfect bondage smut fic.
Eventually Clover successfully fled the scene stage right and continued his walk to McDonalds for the Mcnuggets. Clover finally reached the McDonalds and walked over to the order counter (cash register???) and finally order those sexy Mcnuggets, never once did he notice that the employee was none other than Licorice cookie, who might I add is trying very hard to not make out with Clover on the counter :(
You see, Licorice had been evicted from Dark Enchantresses castle thing and while he was sulking like a little bitch he didn’t realize that he ended up walking to the McDonalds that was about six miles away, he must be really fucking sad to walk that far only to end up at a McDonalds, he noticed Parfait out back on her break and decided to ask if he could work there to get money (Anyways fuck Licorice cookie and let me get back to Clover.)
As Clover went to wait for his food, Licorice called out his name and suddenly when Clover turned around he became one of those anime girls with the short ass skirt and Licorice became the “Senpai” with the concerningly long chin. “Clover-chan, I've been meaning to ask you about something.” Said anime highschool boy licorice. “Omg what is it Licorice-kun…” Right when Licorice was about to speak Parfait walked back into the McDonalds, having being done with her break, and as soon as she shaw Licorice and Clover she pulled out her cracked, barely functioning Iphone 13 and took twenty pictures for no damn reason and bolted back out the door to show this shit to Herb.
As Parfait neared Herb’s Greenhouse she started shouting his name like a mad lad. “HERBHERBHERBHERB” she repeatedly shouted until Herb was forced to come out of his Greenhouse to shut her up. “What in the God damn fuck do you want” said Herb VERy out of character. Parfait shoved her cracked ass phone into Herb’s hand and told him to scroll through the first twenty pictures. Once Herb was done he knew what he had to do. He must fight Licorice in an epic anime battle in a magical girl outfit in space. Yep that's it. “Why the hell do you need to fight Licorice in space??” Parfait stated blankly as if she didn’t just break the fourth wall and now am just now realizing my mistake. “Because” Herb replied simply. “Fuck you.” stated Parfait.
Herb undergoes a very long anime transformation and starts running to McDonalds to fight for Clover’s love. Licorice is about to do a rough oral makeout with Clover when all of a sudden Herb enters the Mcdonalds via breaking a wall and steals Clover like the bitch stealer he is. “YOU BITCH THATS MY MAN!” “lmao you wish bozo.” Herb replied with the biggest fucking smirk ever. Licorice wanted to punt him. Just then the scene changed to one is space and Licorice started to fucking die due to the lac of air, but then he could breath again because who the fuck likes realistic physics. Then Herb pulled out the fucking Primordial Jade Cutter from the hit game Genshin Impact. Licorice is forced to pull out the Engulfing Lightning. “I'm going to flower power you bitch” “Que? Qué diablos.” Clover said, mimicking the voice of Silver from the SnapCube sonic dub.
About half way through the epic anime fight Clover was getting really fucking bored. Like I mean REALLY bored. So much so that he just gave up on those two, starting his way back to Earthbread forever leaving Herb and Licorice to die in space or some shit. “Fuck them hoes, I just wanted my Mcnuggets.” Clover said. As Clover approached his house in the middle of fucking nowhere. Some fucking Cake hound sped past Clover and fuckin Marilyn Monroed that bitch. I’m just joking, he just tripped. When Clover got up he heard boss music start to play. It was a familiar tune..Megalovania! Why the cookie crumb hell was megalovania playing?? Whilst Clover was looking around his surrounding, y’know making sure he won’t be fuckin Raiden shoguned, when he saw it.
The end :D Clover never got his Mcnuggets thats all folks!!
You might be lucky if i decide to finish this<3