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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Licorice cookie was practicing magic. More specifically, transformation magic. He’d transform those pesky cookies into helpless jellybeans, left to silently scream in agony! He hadn’t quite perfected the spell yet, sometimes turning the wrong thing into something entirely different from what he’d planned.
“Why can’t I get this fucking magic to work?!” Licorice yelled.
“Maybe cause you suck ass lol." Poison mushroom cookie joked.
Red Velvet Cookie and Chiffon suddenly spontaneously materialized directly next to licorice.
“Yo bitch tf you doing?” Red Velvet cookie asked.
“Taedet, pater, mortali corpore isto. Volo erumpere- i mean- woof woof!” Chiffon barked.
“Oh hey Dogboy and co, i'm trying to do this spell but I can't.” licorice glared angrily at the scythe in his hands. It stood there uselessly, not doing anything, not paying rent or washing the dishes.
“Show me what you mean.” Red velvet said, watching very carefully.
licorice chanted something in a forgotten language, but then the chiffon sneezed and the magical blast missed the target and hit Red velvet cookie. There was a massive explosion. KABOOM!
“OH SHIT!” Licorice cookie yelled. There was a massive puff of smoke, like someone had taken a fat rip of a vape and blown it all over the place.
When the smoke cleared, there was two chiffons.
Two chiffons? Licorice cookie thought. But one was red and very, very pissed off.
“LICORICE YOU DICKLESS BITCH, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!” The red cake yelled. It was Red Velvet cookie!
“OH NO!!!” Licorice Cookie screeched
“YEAH YOU BETTER SAY OH NO YOU ABOUT-TO-BE-SPINELESS IDIOT! UNDOG ME!” Red Velvet Cookie replied
“I CAN'T,” licorice yelled in a panic. “I DON'T KNOW THE REVERSE SPELL!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW THE REVERSE SPELL?!” Red velvet screamed. He loved dogs, but he didnt want to be a dog! “KNOW IT THEN!!”
“I FORGOT THE BOOK AT DENNYS!!!” Licorice cookie moaned.
Red velvet cake hound cookie would have facepalmed if it werent for his stubby ass legs. Of course Licorice had to forget the book at Denny's! “TAKE ME TO DENNYS AND UNDOG ME SO I CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!”
“OKAY FINE,” licorice grabbed both cake hounds like hamburgers and ran, leaving Poison mushroom in the middle of nowhere for Dark enchantress cookie to inevitably send out an amber alert for.
Running for what seemed like an entire year, they made it to Denny's. But unfortunately, Pastry cookie and the entire st pastry cult was out having breakfast in the dennys.
“GODDAMMIT IT'S THE HATE CRIMERS!” Red velvet yelled in ager.
“Stay out here dogboy, I'll get the book.” licorice said, dropping both cakehounds into a bush.
Red velvet couldnt wait to have hands to beat the fuck out of Emo cookie.
“Pater, i sedes tua. i mean bark bark” Chiffon barked, throwing red velvet up to the window with his muscular 7 pack.
“Ow, fuck!” red velvet said, hitting his head on the window. But now he could see everything going on. Licorice cookie was sneaking around like an idiot, getting the book, and the christians were having omelets. Pastry cookie was looking randomly around for something.
Finally Licorice got the book and came outside. “Alright I got the book, let's undog you.”
As Licorice began to chant, Pastry cookie saw Red velvet cookie and her jaw DROPPED. Using a paw, Red velvet flipped her the middle finger. Pastry immediately shot up, said a quick prayer, and began running to the door.
As pastry burst out of the door, the spell completed and red velvet transformed back. Now having arms again, he punted pastry into the sun.
“Okay now that that's done we can go home-” Red velvet cookie picked licorice cookie up by the throat and threw him into the sun.
“Come on chiffon, let's go for a walk lmao.” he said.
“Ita pater, deambulanti gaudere vellem.”
And then they walked into the sunset. And as for pastry and licorice? They fucking died lmao.