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No name changed 6 nicknames
The original: What
The duplicate: HEY WAIT WHY AM I THE DUPLICATE
Sea star: .
Ooo sparkles: I think I know who no name is
Froggy chair: I can live with this
Sea star jr.: REALLY
Sea star jr.: BECAUSE MY MOM'S HERE
Sea star: Chill out I'm not your mom yet
The duplicate: Then I'm not your grandpa yet?
Sea star: Can it old man
The original: Jotaro be nice
Froggy chair: The fact that we can tell who is who so easily
Ooo sparkles: Family group chat go Brrr
Ooo sparkles: Also no name is Jotaro only she would choose this for my name
Sea star: LIKE HELL I WOULD
Ooo sparkles: What was your name before the nickname change
Sea star: .
Sea star: Shutthefuckupjosuke
Ooo sparkles: That's uncle josuke to you
Sea star: Don't exist to me yet therefore not my uncle
Froggy chair: WHY IS THIS YOUR LOGIC?
Sea star: Look I'm Joseph's granddaughter
Sea star: I have the dumbass gene
Sea star.jr: Oh no
Ooo sparkles: THANKS JOSEPH NOW WE HAVE CHRONIC STUPIDITY
The duplicate: ITS NOT MY FAULT DAMNIT
Sea star: YES IT IS
Sea star: JONATHAN! JOSEPH GAVE US THE STUPID
The original: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Froggy chair: Ground him
The duplicate: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON GIORNO
Froggy chair: The good one
Sea star jr.: get rekted
The duplicate: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Sea star: God we have 2 boomers here how could we forget
Ooo sparkles: Ignore them let's go ape shit
Sea star jr.: YES
Sea star: NO
Sea star: JOLYNE YOU'RE LIKE IN JAIL SO NO
Sea star jr.: BUT MOM
Sea star: I SAID NO
Ooo sparkles: Wow it's like they're really here
Froggy chair: IKR
The original: Girls stop fighting
Sea star: SHE'S IN JAIL
Sea star jr.: YOU WERE IN JAIL ONCE
Sea star: WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Sea star jr.: Old man Joseph
Sea star: GOD DAMNIT JOSEPH
The duplicate: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Froggy chair: Yet
The duplicate: GIO SERIOUSLY
Ooo sparkles: this is our family dynamic
The original: I'm not complaining, you all seem nice
Sea star: He hasn't been paying attention has he?
Froggy chair: Nope
The original: Hey I have!
The original: Now let's go over that family tree again
The duplicate: I'm your grandson.
Sea star: I'm Joseph's granddaughter, born from his eldest daughter
Ooo sparkles: Some stand user stole Joseph's DNA and stuff and fucked my mom and I'm his son because of the DNA part
Sea star: YO WHAT
The duplicate: HUH
Froggy chair: WAIT STANDS CAN DO THAT??????
Sea star jr.: BRO WHAT
Ooo sparkles: Joseph's trans, my mom is cis
The duplicate: BUT MY DNA WAS STOLEN
Sea star: I
Sea star: Well
The original: What's cis?
Sea star: Basically me and you. We identify with our birth gender
The original: oh
Froggy chair: Back to the tree. Dio took your body and made me. So you're my dad too Jonathan
Sea star: YOUR DAD IS DIO????
Froggy chair: Yes.
Sea star: You're nothing like him
Froggy chair: Good
Sea star jr.: Yeah well Jotaro's my mom
Sea star: Wait so, who's your dad?
Sea star jr.: Who's your boyfriend
Sea star: O H
Ooo sparkles: See I could've told you that
Sea star: AND YOU JUST DIDNT TELL ME
Ooo sparkles: I can't spoil everything
Froggy chair: Yes you can
Ooo sparkles: I mean yeah
Sea star: POV only 4 us have stands which means we can make jokes
Ooo sparkles: YES
Sea star jr.: See why can't you always be this fun
Sea star: Because I lack normal social skills
Froggy chair: If it makes you feel any better I think you seem fun
Sea star: Thank you uncle giorno
Ooo sparkles: WHY DOES HE GET UNCLE RIGHTS?
Sea star: because I said so
Ooo sparkles: JONATHAN JOTARO'S BEING UNFAIR
The original: Hey I'm not the babysitter
The duplicate: Get over it
The original: Joseph you're grounded
The duplicate: YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Sea star: He's the oldest
Froggy chair: He has rights as oldest jojo
Sea star jr.: Indeed
Ooo sparkles: Ha ha Joseph's grounded
The duplicate: YEAH WELL IM YOUR DAD SO I CAN GROUND YOU
Ooo sparkles: NOOOOOOOOOO
Ooo sparkles: JOTARO HELP ME
Sea star: Why thou
Froggy chair: IMAGINE
Sea star jr.: I'm the youngest do I get baby child rights?
Sea star: Yes :)
Sea star jr.: FUCK YEAH
The original: Don't swear in the family group chat
Sea star: Too late
Froggy chair: Very late
Ooo sparkles: Sorry in our time we can say fuck and it has multiple meanings
The duplicate: My granny smacked me with a cane if I swore
The duplicate: Still do it though
Sea star: Hard head
Ooo sparkles: Another thing inherited by Joseph
Sea star jr.: Joseph what have you done
The duplicate: Nothing
The original: Well change that
The duplicate: n o
Sea star: AHSKS HM SKSJSKSJSKSKEKS
Froggy chair: AHSHSJSBS JOTARO
Ooo sparkles: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
The original: I dont get it
Sea star jr.: We'll explain it later
Sea star: no we won't
Froggy chair: JOTARO
Ooo sparkles: SJSGSKBSKSBSKS
Sea star jr.: Lol