Chapter Text
Upon the silent and foggy land, outside the Odyssey; Mario was scanning his map up and down, making sure he didn't neglect any detail. Along his side was his pal, impatiently wandering around his home kingdom. Mario took a little glance at the flying hat. Usually Cappy was always all-eyes on Mario, helping him out on his journey but this time the cap had his back turned. Mario took that as a lucky opportunity and stared at his partner, analysing each movement. He slowly lifted the map a little closer to his curious face as he gently bit his bottom lip, watching Cappy wander carelessly around the area.
*SNAP OUT OF IT*
Mario instantly wiped his thoughts out of his mind. Its a goddamm hat. He folded the map messily and walked up to the Odyssey, covering his flustered and embarrassed face with his hand. The floating hat caught sight of Mario heading into the Odyssey and quickly followed.
"Wait up Mario!"
.
.
.
.
Mario sighed calmly as he watched the Odyssey simmer across the dark, cloudy sky through the window. As he stared at the clouds, he couldn't help think that the soft, fluffy whiteness of the mesmerising clouds matched the the flying hat, who 'sat' sleepily on one of the couches in the ship. Mario turned his head to the sleepy hat and looked into his crimson-red eyes. He gave a small smile and turned back rapidly hoping Cappy didn't notice him stare.
"Hey. I don't remember giving you permission to look at me like that."
Mario felt shivers travel down his spine from both the soothing voice and the type of words that were being presented to his ears. He turned back within a blink of an eye to see Cappy childishly giggling. "Did I startle you?" He laughed, "I was just trying to imitate the way humans 'voice act'!"
Mario sighed is relief, but confusion to follow. He has rarely seen this side of his partner, which made him blush slightly. It was somewhat cute and relaxing. Cappy just 'smiled' at him which made this sudden urge leak into his body. He raised his hand and gently patted Cappy's head and gave a warm smile back. He lowered his hand and stared at the hat for a few seconds, before turning bright red from realisation of the obscure situation. "Wow Mario... that was for sure sudden." Cappy stated while attempting to cover his shock. Though Mario had touched Cappy many times during there journey, the one that was just experienced felt... calming. Mario gulped and turned to the window quickly to cover his embarrassed face before noticing the feeling of a cold breeze through the area he was in. The pack of clouds disappeared from sight as the Odyssey was about to make its landing in the cold environment, filled with icy glaciers and pounds of snow...
Mario gasped.
He realised he was expecting a dry, sandy yet flaming warm environment to enter his eye-sight but was greeted with a frost-biting kingdom. Mario turned to Cappy who was surprisingly asleep on the sofa despite the events that just happened seconds ago. Great. Mario grunted as he stomped furiously towards Cappy, who was still peacefully laying on the sofa. He picked him up by the sides and shook him in the air in desperation, knowing that if he didn't wake up, he would be stranded in a cold area for the next few hours. It didn't work. He tried gently slapping both his 'cheeks' to wake him up but that backfired. knowing that any other option could be too bizarre, he gave up immediately and sat down next to Cappy. He rested his head on his hands and took a deep sigh. Everything was quiet for a few seconds, until the snoring of the cap got Mario's attention.
"Oh...Mario... *snore*... Mario please..."
Mario's eyes instantly opened as he heard his partners elegant snores. It felt weird yet pleasant to hear his name present from the hat's voice, let alone from a 'dream'. Mario smiled at the hat, patting the top of him. His smile grew wider as he stripped his big, white gloves off his hand. He hovered his hand above the cap before he stroked his fingers through the silky soft fabric, which made him close his eyes slightly at the sensation. He felt like he had just ran his fingers through the dawn clouds, it was a miracle of a sensation. Mario looked at Cappy once more, paying attention to his features and movement. What Mario hadn't noticed is that he had been drooling at the petite hat and was growing a hard bulge.
Mario gasped in embarrassment as he tried to shake off his feelings. This was wrong, and he knew that. He knew that getting sexually attracted to his friend, let alone a hat was just weird. Mario felt disgusted in himself but it was just no use trying to get his thoughts and boner to fall. In fact, he felt his dripping boner rise more when he looked at Cappy. He sighed heavily feeling his cheeks burn to this situation.
Mario tapped Cappy one last time to make sure he wasn't awake, which he wasn't so Mario took this opportunity and slowly removed his jumpsuit. He left both his gloves and blue overalls on the table as he was only left with his red shirt and underwear. he glided his fingers over his growing bulge before rapping them around it. He moaned quietly, seeing that his erection was so sensitive. He closed his eyes and let his head fall back onto the top of the sofa and proceeded to tenderly move his hand. He closed his eyes tighter as he continued to pump himself with his underwear on. He closed his eyes even tighter each move when he found himself thinking of the hat beside him. He moved faster and faster, thinking of Cappy over and over again. Drool fell from his mouth as he accidentally moaned Cappy's name continuously when he upped the pace unintentionally. When he felt like his release was coming, he removed his erected dick from his underwear, noticing all the precum drip through his sides. Right before he was about to continue masturbating, he caught sight of a familiar hat floating towards the front of him.
"Mario?..."
Cappy said, looking Mario up and down. "I thought I heard you call my name so I woke up." Mario turned deep red seeing his partner stare at his lower body with confusion. He instantly leaped for his jumpsuit and covered his mess with the clothing, trying to laugh it off. "If I have to be honest, I've n-never seen this part of you." Cappy claimed, blushing slightly. Mario felt his cheeks burn more than ever, such remark felt so innocent. Cappy flew slightly closer to him but it seemed like he struggled to make eye contact. Mario felt brutally ashamed, knowing that he had just masturbated because of the hat floating infront of him so since he knew there was no going back in this situation, he slowly slid his jumpsuit away from his body and revealed his mess to Cappy, who seemed to be blushing like crazy. "Y-you want me to help you?!" Cappy exclaimed which Mario nodded lightly to. It was obviously odd to Mario seeing Cappy was flustered by seeing a part of the human body that he probably didn't know, but Mario just took it as a grain of salt. Right now he was too focused on seeing his partner jack him off. "O-ok. I'll try my best, let me know if I do something wrong" Cappy flew even closer to Mario, analysing his lower body. He was about to awkwardly put his ghostly 'hands', otherwise known as his small nubs on his body, on Mario's dick before the two boys heard a soft knock on the Odyssey. Since when? Mario sighed as he rushed to the wardrobe, picking out new clothes quickly. Realising that they landed in a snowy kingdom. he changed into his trusty coat and ran to the door of the Odyssey.
He opened the door and peeked outside, expecting to see some toad or something, but instead he saw Princess Peach along with Cappy's sister, Tiara.
This was way too cliché.