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my new fav aesthetic is ‘beat-up-a-bitch-core’

Summary:

Bimbo/Gyaru reader in lego monkie kid, what will they do?
Reader is ultra femme and uses she/they pronouns in this fic, but can be read as amab/transgender/enby as you like.
Inspired by the Yandere LMK fic by Quackster. This fic will kind of be like that, but like, more bimbo core and without most of the yandere/dead dove stuff.
This fic can be considered as a crack taken seriously, as the main point of writing this fic is to have fun.

Notes:

Remember that reader's titties are big and her braincells are none. bimbo to the absolute max.

Chapter 1: with great looks comes great responsibility (seriously though, I mean it)

Chapter Text

Pigsy’s had to be the best noodle shop in all of the city, or the country, whatever works. After all, where else could you go to get top notch noodles, quality time with your best friends, and make hilarious memories? You didn’t know, nor did you care to know. Slurping your noodles you lean forward to listen but not really listen to Tang’s 300th retelling of the Demon Bull King vs Sun Wukong story, the wood beneath your arms complaining quietly. 

place holder.