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Boy if you sure have rough and annoying days managing the Theater. It’s been about five months since the shipwreck, and also it’s been five months since you started to have to deal with all this bullshit.
Being forced to wear a soul-sucking top hat was really painful, and having to get your friends caught and made perform in a show full of deadly traps sure sucked a whole lot. And yes falling into depression, listening to the agonizing voices of the past hat-wearers all day sucks cock hard. But what really ticks you off is the fact that you have to work with cats.
And sure you hate it when they are all in heat.
It’s been about three days since the first cat guard tried to hump your leg, then another one wiggled his butt at you practically begging for something to be shoved into his butthole. You cringe at the memory of the two cats you caught in the Vault fucking.
But today, oh Lord please have mercy.
Today, the whole theater was full of meowing, moaning and fucking cats.
It made you sick just to look, you knew the very exact moment when a cat put his dick into another cat’s hole (be male or female), I mean they practically were all like ‘Myah put it in~’ then the next second they’d be like 'MYAH PULL OUT’ then hissing and fighting and begging once more.
You sure don’t understand cats.
When it was time for the Show the tickets sold out, the seats were all full, the gems were practically raining! The only thing you love about this Theater is the gems it gives you.
The first prisoner came out of the cage, you can’t tell from up here in the balcony who it is but you are pretty sure his head is a circle, that doesn’t matter. But soon after he started running for his life the cats were all catcalling him! What an irony!
Your friend was so embarassed you could actually see him blushing, distracted by the unwanted, inapropiate attention he was receiving. When he was overwhelmed and practically done with the catcalling a robot bombed him rrright in the face.
The theater exploded in laugher, bits and pieces of the prisoner were sent flying, the audience literally fought eachother to get a gored limb or a broken bone, and what they did with the pieces of your dead-but-now-alive-thanks-to-respawn friend made you excuse yourself to go throw up and don’t come back until the performance was over.
They were so desperate they humped gored pieces of a prisoner. That’s really messed up! And you didn’t know you could fuck yourself with a bone until now, you excuse yourself and go throw up a bit more.
It was finally time to close the theater for today and you sighed in relief, you really wanted to spray with water every single cat you saw because holy shit they can’t control their libido. You swore you would get all of your staff castrated after this madness, the theater smelled like sex and cat drool and pee for some odd and disgusting reason.
But no one was leaving, the staff didn’t shove them out of the Theater, WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON?!
When you looked out at the gift shop the crowd of horny cats were claiming for you, claiming for an extra performance, they were swinging their gems in the air, willing to give them all to you for a special performance.
Then, the gears in your brain started moving and you smiled. You ran to the prision cells to talk with your friends.
The whole place smelled awful, makes sense since they go to poo or pee in the same room they eat or sleep. They were all talking, lamenting themselves, the lucky ones talked about their success and tips to survive the deadly stage.
But when you stepped in, the silence filled the cells.
They mumbled your name, asking if it was truly you. Then a particular prisoner came to you running and hugged you so hard he almost knocked your hat off. It was Mom, your Best Friend Forever.
-Hatty! Holy farts it’s you! We all missed you so much! Are you going to rescue us? - The circlehead asked with enthusiasm.
It broke your heart to see him, usually you would be happy but now you are sad. You have to break his hopes and maybe his trust, but this would be about the best night the Theater has ever had.
-No. - You spoke firmly. -I came here to make a deal with you. All of you. - The way Mom looked at you made you spill more tears, you knew you were going to dissapoint him but whatever, gems are the priority right now.
-The Theater is full of demanding cats, they want one last performance. Of course, it is voluntary, but I will pay you an extra for performing. - The promise of a better payment caught the attention of a few of your friends, they tell you to go on and spill out the info.
-As you could see, the cats are acting very funny and dickish, more than usual. - Your friends agree. -They are in heat, they are desperate for 'action’ 'frick frack’ 'fornication under consent of the king’ god all they wanna do is fuck! - They have never heard you swear, but they understand your frustration.
Not only you have been molested by the cats, some of your friends have already fucked cats and received extra lunch in exchange. Those who have already lost what little dignity and virginity had agreed to perform tonight, but your BFF wasn’t sure about this. He left and went to his bed without saying anything else to you.
This is not the time to get feely, you are about to earn a motherfucking shit ton of gems!
When the cat guards told the audience the tickets for tonight’s “special show” were being sold right away the gems started to rain again. Sold out and with the Vault full of gems you laughed hysterically in delight, your newfound craving of gems was being fullfilled.
Ever since you were forced to wear the hat you had an incredibly strong need to collect gems, to feel them, to fucking hump them.
And that’s what you were doing right now, while your friends stripped and fucked eachother for the cat’s entertainment you enjoyed yourself with a single piece of the green currency in the almost-privacy of your throne room.
You moan lowly as you feel the smooth surface of the crystal against your clothed erection, it was cold yet satisfying, it made the voices shut up for a few minutes.
You move your hips, rubbing your dick against the gem while sitting on your beloved throne, nothing feels better than fucking a gem on your throne.
You unbuckle your pants (get it?), pull them down, spit in your hand, coat your dick in saliva and thrust your hard cock against the gem, making your breathy whimpers and gasps become heavier, louder with each movement, the smooth surface feels just perfect against your skin and the way it slides on your dick makes you moan even more.
The Throne was creaking loudly, rocking with each rythmic thrust, you feel so close to your climax, so close…
A cat guard walks in, interrupting your rough love-making session with your beloved gem.
-What the heck do you want?! Can’t you see I’m busy?! - You say with a spike on anger in your voice.
-Boss I have to say, the After Dark show is a complete success. The cat guards and cat agents are pleased, the audience has emptied their pockets! With all this money we could fix the Theater! - The cat guard spoke with glee.
It was true, soon after the performance was over the giftshop was full of cats, clothes torn apart, some of them were naked and coated in what seems to be semen. They bought souvenirs, talked about how good the prisoners performed, how pleased they were…
You felt pleased with yourself, your idea was successful and that totally fed your ego. Though you still weren’t sexually pleased, the cat ruined the mood between you and the gem, then an idea came into your mind.
You really think you need to seek help because what you’re about to do is unholy as fuck.
-Cat guard, come here. Now! - You commanded and the oversized feline obeyed without hesitation.
A certain bulge in his pants and a patch of wetness at the tip of his clothed hard-on made the things more fucked up and hotter for you, time to get shit done and never speak about it ever again.
-You interrupted me in a very private moment, as you can see I was trying to please myself. - You try your best to play it casual.
Though, the cat already had in mind a lot of things to do with you and your little asshole, you could tell by the look he is giving you.
-What do you want me to do, boss? - The feline asked with a playful tone in his voice.
“Suck me off, careful with the fangs and the tongue. - As soon as the last words left your mouth the cat sat between your legs and went down on you.
You have to admit, these guys know how to do it right, he is very careful with his tongue you can’t actually feel his barbed tongue. However, he makes up the lack of stroking with the vibrations of his purring. You lull your head back and let out a low whimper, god that feels motherfucking amazing.
The guard bobs his head up and down, sucking and purring and just driving your insane. You place a hand on his head and pet him gently, scratching the back of his ears to encourage him to go faster, it’s clear he gets the message as he is now focusing more on the tip of your cock. Another whimper and a loud moan scape your mouth as he sucks hard at the sensitive spot.
Then, you push him back.
He gives you a confused and rather hurt look, then you scratch his chin and give him a dirty look.
-Get undressed and show me your ass, I’m gonna give you what you were asking for so much… - That wasn’t the cat guard’s plan, but dear fucking Lord his boss was 'big’ and he really was in the mood to take anything that was given to him.
While the feline got rid of his uniform, you jump off the throne and stroked yourself as you watch your guard strip.
Once the cat was ready, he laid on the floor, lifted his bottom and wiggled it at you, his dear boss. You took the hint and stood behind the animal in heat.
Some of the cats in the gift shop watch you as you suck your own fingers and stroke your partner’s back, you feel powerful by the look they give you. It is very satisfying to see them cheer you and encourage you to fuck their kin.
When you think your fingers are lubed up enough, you slowly press the first digit into the guard’s tight pucker, he hisses lowly at the uncomfort but soon after he is begging for more. You add the second finger and immediatly try to stretch his ass, fingering him and scissoring your digits.
Finally, you push the third finger in, earning moans from the cat guard. He is meowing so sweetly, begging for you, for your dick, just to be fucked senseless until he has to walk funny for days.
You pull your fingers out and immediatly push the tip of you massive prick into his butthole. The cat hisses once more, digging his claws into the floor, you try your best to be patient.
Once you’re balls deep inside the cat’s tight hole you rub and pet his back, trying to make him feel comfortable with all this, you know very well having massive things shoved up your butt for the first time ever is not a fun thing to experience and it takes time to get fun.
The cat meows and purrs, letting you know he’s ready to take this dick like a ma- wait, ca- wait no.
Catman, take this dick like a catman.
You set a slow, loving pace at first, making sure the cat is happy with this and doesn’t just suddenly decide to claw your face, cats are unpredictable!
Your guard meows in a very funny way, half meow half purr, it’s obvious that noise means he is enjoying this as much as you. You have never fucked a cat, you never really thought about doing that, but right now it is a very good idea, you have to admit. His tight ass is perfect, and the warmth of his insides wrapping your cock is just delicious, you don’t want this to never end, the pleasure is incredible and your partner’s moans are the best thing you’ve ever heard ever since you came here for the first time.
The cat’s moans and mewls of ecstasy are intoxicating, though they won’t last long knowing cats are short-mating animals. You move faster, ramming into the feline without mercy, surprisingly he doesn’t get aggresive and on the contrary, he is begging you to keep going.
You flip him onto his back and keep fucking the everloving shit out of him, you grab a hold of his barbed cock and carefully but quickly stroke him off. The cat can’t hold back his pleased meows and "don’t stop"s until he reaches his climax, coating your hand and his furr with his abundant white, sticky and warm seed.
Then it’s your turn to finish yourself off, you grab both your worker’s wrists and hold him still while you thrust into him like a dog desperate for a quick fuck, he doesn’t stop moaning and that drives you over the edge.
You ram into him once, twice, and finish yourself off in his butt, filling him with your semen until it scapes his abused hole.
Spent, you collapse on top of the bigger animal, trying to catch your breath. The cat just purrs and mewls happily, making it obvious he is pleased.
You look at the gift shop again, now empty. Everyone was pleased, even yourself. You didn’t plan all this in the first place yet now that you did it you enjoyed it and you think that’s beautiful.
You could get used to this.