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“Good news everyone! I’ve invented a device that makes it so when you read something said by someone you will hear their voice in your head as though they were the one telling you the Good News!” The crew of the Planet Express delivery company starred blankly at the Professor for a brief moment before Leela piped up.
“*sigh* Alright Professor I’ll bite. What’s it for?” The professor looked at The ship captain for a second slightly confused, “Wha? Oh It’s not for anything, I just thought it would be fun to invent… Why do you always need a reason you spoil sport? Also Good news everyone but Leela and Amy. I have a different invention for you to deliver to Trisol. The new Trisolian Emperor asked for Amy by name on this one so the rest of you can take the rest of the day off since we don't deliver more then one package a month. "
Bender, Hermes, and Fry all pumped their fists and high fived before promptly jumping to their feet and walking out the door, leaving Leela and Amy at the circular table with zoidberg as the professor briefed them. "Now girls, this delivery is of the utmost importance and can not be deviated in any way. Leela you will fly Amy to Trisol where she will, in her Uniform that I bought for you all so you better start wearing them, disembark and deliver the package entirely by her self and not escorted in anyway. Amy will then present the invention to the Emperor and then press this button." Professor Farnsworth pointed to the only button on the small metal shoe box sized cube.
"Sounds simple enough. So Professor any idea why they asked for me specifically?" Amy accepted the box as the Professor threw his head back and began cackling madly before clearing his throat and responding, "Oh... no reason. Now off with you two." The Professor shuffled away in his slippers leaving the two female employees and the giant crab to contemplate the box.
Amy voiced her feelings on the mission to Leela as she looked the box over some more. "You know that stereotypical mad scientist laugh made me feel like there might actually be a reason."
Leela shrugged her shoulders, "I feel the same Amy but he also said there was no reason, and I think we can blindly trust the professor to not lead us into some kind of taboo sex trap." Amy agreed as they both simply dismissed the ironically accurate claim. "C'mon Amy, lets go get naked in the shower together and platonically rub each other down with soap."
Amy put the box on the table before quickly complying. "Okay"
The Doctor of the crew threw his claws up in celebration. “Hurray! Epidermal cleansing! Perhaps Zoidberg can…”
“NO!!!” Both females answered simultaneously. The crab looked dejected and he bowed his head and walked out to his dumpster/apartment.
Having showered and changed into their skimpy and demeaning uniforms Amy and Leela boarded the Planet Express ship and took off toward the planet of the water people. "Good thing Fry isn't coming with us this time. I'd hate for him to do something stupid like drink the Emperor again." Leela reminisced about that time as Amy gave her two cents. "Guh, that was such a dumb move... although it did help me break in those new shoe when we got to kick him and make him cry the Emperor out."
Leela tilted her head back thoughtfully as she remembered, “Oh yeah. He was about to cry when he thought I was dead. He’s so sweet, caring about my mortality… Hey wait a minute. I just realized that we tend to die and come back to life a lot in this job. Have you ever noticed that?” Leela looked to Amy for confirmation.
“Hey your Right. We’ve died and resurrected more times then most religious figures have. Do we get hazard pay for that?” Amy looked hopeful at the prospect for more money. Leela looked back to the window to concentrate on driving as she answered. “I don’t know. We’ll have to ask Hermes when we get back. Assuming we’re alive…. Or resurrected.”
The giant green ship fly down and park much closer to the palace this time so Amy could get out and walk without the chance of dehydrating and accidentally drinking someone. As she walked into the main hall there was a bottle sitting on a big chair near the back of the room with a light shining on it. Meanwhile Leela stayed in the ship, kicked her heels up onto the dash board and pulled out a situationally correct magazine to read.
Amy reached the throne and felt a little thirsty and reach for the bottle. As she drank the contents she found the palace guard all pointing spears at her. “Aha! Attempted assassination. Good thing we learned since that last human and left a regular old bottle of water in his place.” Amy looked back at the palace guard with an immediately drunken look. “Wha.. oh no I’m not trying to assassinate anyone. I’m Amy Wong from Planet Express.”
The guards spied the box she was carrying and backed down immediately. “Ah I see, the Orgy pit for the The Great Mixening is here. Follow us… and don’t drink anything else.” Amy recoiled her hand from reaching for another bottle with an innocent smile. The Trisolians Led the Chinese Martian woman to a courtyard outside. “Sire, the Farnsworth orgy pit has arrived.”
The Current emperor turned around from addressing his people as Amy stepped forward before wobbling on the spot a bit with a stupid grin on her face. “Excellent Just in time for the Great Mixening Our people’s planet wide orgy event.” He turned to face the crowd and Held his arms up dramatically. “My people, the Orgy pit has arrived, Once it is is place We shall commence the Great Mixening.” The crowd erupted into cheers as Amy stood next to the Emperor holding the box.
“Wow an planet wide orgy… Can I come too?” Amy seemed excited at the prospect of a massive sex party as the ruler turned to her with a huge smile, “Absolutely Miss Wong. We couldn’t have it without you, That’s why we asked for you, we knew you were the biggest slut in the delivery business. Now if you would please place the box in the middle of the courtyard and press the button?” Amy smiled and unquestioningly did as requested. Four robot arms sprang from the box and grabbed her at both wrists and ankles. It lifted her off the ground as another robotic arm put a big ring on the inside of her jaw to force her mouth to stay open.
“Ooi!… Ha huh err ii hooig ou hea?” The black haired girl struggled against her restraints to no effect. And with her inability to make proper words no one seemed to even try to answer her. “Now my people, Mix!” As the command was given Amy’s mouth was immediately filled with the first Tristolian as it rushed down her gullet and into her belly. It felt cool and refreshing in the heat of the three suned planet of liquid people. As the first finally entered her completely and knew it could get out the same way if came it, the next Entered her belly, followed by another, and then another.
‘Wait a minute. The box wasn’t the orgy pit. I am! Oh I am so Killing that old fossil when we get back… unless this is awesome in which case I might volunteer to come back.’ Amy’s thoughts were interuppted by a probe at her lower holes as she felt a couple of the water people enter her ass and her womb at the same time. In fact now it seemed like a steady stream of cool water was filling her up from all three holes and forcing her stomach into a giant round dome that violently sloshed around with all the action going on inside. A couple of edgy Tristolians tried for the milk ducts in her tits and once those were free game they started ballooning out of control as well. Amy stopped fighting after a bit and once she was incapable of moving on her own the machine released her. Her mouth forced to remain open from the massive influx of liquid as her uniform was ripped wide open with her growing assest. He colossal tits were the size of the courtyard now and her hugantic ginormic gut was about as high as the tallest point on the palace as the flow of Tristolians finally slowed to a halt.
“Uuughh… is that everyone?” She asked a nearby guard as her titanic tummy sloshed around. She was actually getting really turned on by all the movement inside her as her loins began heating up with desire. “Mmmmph.. why does it feel so good?”
“Well that’s everyone in this city. It’s a planet wide event though so the rest are probably on their way.” The guard noticed her flushed features as she asked her second question. “Well during the Great mixening we Tristolians all conjoin into on big mass and our personalities all mix with others. We don’t really reproduce as much as just change ourselves, thought it’s more fun to do it inside a living being then in some hole in the ground. I think there’s endorphins or something involved… I dunno lady I’m just a guard, what do you want a full breakdown?”
“There’s *hurp* More?” Amy asked is half terror. She was already the size of the palace itself. The fact that she hadn’t detonated seemed strange already.
“Uh yeah. Every city on the planet.” The guard shrugged nonchalantly.
“How many cities are there?” She asked.
The guard shrugged, “I Dunno, how many cities does your planet have?”
Amy hiccuped heavily as a wet feeling went up her throat before sucking back down. “Oh Schleesh. Is there any way that I don’t have to take all of them?”
“Well if you came with someone and they came to investigate they could hold half the population I suppose.”
Leela looked at her wrist thing to see how long Amy had been gone before looking out the window. “Wonder what that big skin tone balloon is all about… Whatever, I’m sure Amy’s got it under control, I don’t think there’s any reason I should go and investigate.” She brought the magazine back up and continued to look through the articles. “Ooo. Those are cute”
Amy felt a rumble beneath her Jiggling mass as she looked over her shoulder to see what looked like a tidal wave stretching 20 feet high and taking up the entire horizon coming at her. She tried everything she could to block her entrances before the guard just tapped the button on the box that forced her to spread eagle and open her mouth wide.
“Well Miss pleasure talking to you. I’m heading in now. Have fun.” With that he guard near her head quickly flowed down her throat to join the rest of the fluid in her belly.
As the Professor’s invention kept her mouth open as Amy could do was watch as the impending tidal wave of horny Tritolians rushed her orifices. Her bowels and womb filled far beyond capacity, “Bbbpplbbbplbbpl” Was the only sound Amy could make once the mostly liquid race… uh… Raced down her gullet. They also used the other two entrances as Amy’s eye flew open and her stomach continued to surge onward and upward. Her love button and breast kept getting carressed during all the commotion as Orgasm after orgasm wracked her body. The feeling,of being penetrated for so long with so much was beyond anything sh had ever done before… and Amy’s done a lot. Amy was certain she should have burst open long ago… maybe there was something about the Tristolian DNA that kept her intact or something.
3 Days Later: The familiar green ship touches down in the hanger bay. Amy is the first to disembark in a fury as she storms around the hanger. “WHERE IS THAT OLD GEEZER!?”
The metal menace of the crew suddenly got excited, “Oo. Is he about to get murdered? Can we watch? He’s in the lab! Fry, quick make some popcorn!”
“I’m on it!” Fry exclaimed as he jumped out of his chair and ran into the break room.
Amy found the Professor as stared him down with clenched fists. Professor Farnsworth simply turned to see Amy and gave her a smug smile while leaning nonchalantly against a lab counter. “Eeh, so was it good for you?”
“Best Sex of my LIFE! You should have just told me it was an Orgy!” Amy launched herself at the professor and hugged him around the neck. “When’s the next one?”