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Nightmare started a private chat with 🔪 killer
9:24 | Nightmare : Come to my office.
🔪 killer changed their name to 🔪 kiwwew uwu .
9:25 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : hewwo boss good mowning uwu
9:25 | Nightmare : What is that. Stop.
9:25 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : owo thiws?
Nightmare reacted to 🔪 kiwwew uwu ’s message with a thumbs down.
9:26 | Nightmare : I’m going to block you.
9:26 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : so cowd! Doesn’t the boss wove hiws speciaw boy? uwu
You can no longer send direct messages to this person.
9:26 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : ...fuck
🔪 killer started a private chat with dusty boi
9:27 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : help
9:32 | dusty boi : i’m busy
9:32 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : helpppp
9:35 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : dust
9:41 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : helpppppppp
9:57 | 🔪 kiwwew uwu : d u s t p l e a s e
9:57 | dusty boi : FINE
9:57 | dusty boi : what did you do?
9:58 | dusty boi : and why the fuck is your name like that
🔪 kiwwew uwu changed their name to 🔪 killer .
9:58 | 🔪 killer : i tried to make nightmare grow a sense of humor
9:58 | dusty boi : and how’d that work out for you
9:58 | 🔪 killer : he blocked me in less than 30 seconds
10:00 | 🔪 killer : i can hear you laughing across the hall!
10:01 | dusty boi : jackass
10:01 | 🔪 killer : oh pity! oh mercy! no love at all for the mansion’s most specialist boy!
10:02 | dusty boi : do you want my help or did you just come here to whine?
10:02 | dusty boi : because i have shit to do
10:02 | 🔪 killer : wait don’t leave
10:03 | 🔪 killer : get the boss to unblock me
10:04 | 🔪 killer : i haven’t talked to him in 30 minutes i’m going into withdrawal
10:11 | 🔪 killer : dust. dust i’m on my knees
10:15 | dusty boi : i’ll talk to him after i’m done
10:15 | 🔪 killer : god bless 🙏
dusty boi started a private chat with Nightmare
10:48 | dusty boi : unblock killer so he stops bothering me
10:50 | Nightmare : No.
10:50 | Nightmare : He needs to be punished for his crimes.
10:52 | dusty boi : ok
10:53 | dusty boi : he said no
10:53 | 🔪 killer : a g o n y
10:53 | dusty boi : and don’t bother horror he’s sleeping
🔪 killer started a private chat with ❌ Cross
10:54 | 🔪 killer : hey cross
10:54 | 🔪 killer : crossy
10:54 | 🔪 killer : criss cross applesauce
10:55 | ❌ Cross : Whatever it is you want, no
10:55 | 🔪 killer : who says i want something?
10:55 | ❌ Cross : You always want something
10:56 | 🔪 killer : not Always
10:57 | ❌ Cross : Ok… then what is it?
10:57 | 🔪 killer : so about that
10:57 | 🔪 killer : i need your help with something maybe
10:58 | ❌ Cross : I Knew It
10:58 | 🔪 killer : nightmare blocked me and i miss him
11:00 | 🔪 killer : cross?
11:02 | 🔪 killer : :’(((((
Nightmare created Group Chat
Nightmare invited dusty boi, axe, ❌ Cross, and 🔪 killer to the conversation
12:37 | Nightmare : Use this chat when you actually have something important to say to everyone. Behave.
12:37 | 🔪 killer : why’d you add me last :(
12:37 | Nightmare : You know why.
🔪 killer renamed Group Chat to Betrayal :’(
❌ Cross renamed Betrayal :’( to Pissbaby Central
12:38 | 🔪 killer : w o w
12:38 | 🔪 killer : i see how it is
❌ Cross loved 🔪 killer ’s message
12:39 | Nightmare : All of you shut up.
12:39 | Nightmare : You’re making me regret this already.
12:39 | 🔪 killer : even me?
12:40 | Nightmare : Especially you.
12:40 | 🔪 killer : i’m going to run away
12:42 | dusty boi : @Cross why was piss your first thought when you changed the name
12:42 | ❌ Cross : …………………….
❌ Cross renamed Pissbaby Central to NM’s Gang
12:43 | Nightmare : Killer I see you typing if this is about piss I’m firing you.
12:43 | 🔪 killer : p
12:44 | 🔪 killer : pee
Nightmare left the conversation
12:44 | axe : heh
12:44 | 🔪 killer : traitors, all of you
❌ Cross reacted to 🔪 killer ’s message with a thumbs up
Nightmare started a private chat with ✨💛 Dream
12:46 | Nightmare : How do you do it.
12:46 | ✨💛 Dream: Nighty? I thought you hated texting
12:47 | Nightmare : And I thought you hated showering.
12:47 | ✨💛 Dream: >:(
12:47 | ✨💛 Dream: It’s not my fault I didn’t know what a shower was!
12:48 | Nightmare : When was the last time you bathed, Dream?
12:48 | ✨💛 Dream: ……..
12:49 | Nightmare : Do I need to ask Blue to monitor your hygiene, brother?
12:49 | ✨💛 Dream: What did you need again, brother dearest? <3 <3 <3
12:50 | Nightmare : You’re insufferable.
12:50 | Nightmare : I came to ask how you manage your idiots.
12:50 | Nightmare : Because at this rate I’m going to end up killing one of them.
12:51 | ✨💛 Dream: Oh.
12:51 | ✨💛 Dream: You might want to talk to Blue about that, actually
12:51 | ✨💛 Dream: He’s… most of my impulse control
12:52 | ✨💛 Dream: Wait. Sorry, I. Blue and Ink are screaming in the other room
12:52 | ✨💛 Dream: Blue is hitting Ink with a rolled up newspaper
12:52 | ✨💛 Dream: Gotta go!
✨💛 Dream has left the conversation
12:52 | Nightmare : ...Goddammit.
Nightmare has left the conversation