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"DEaN!" Castiell screamed, tears of eye juice rolling down his cheeks. Dena came owards him, worry growing on his face.
"wat is it, Cus?" He asked, putting a hand on Castiel's shoulder. Castiel screamed again, before he disappeared and his clothes landed in a heap on the floor. "Cas?!?!?!?!" Dean yelled, looking around. Suddenly, castiells clothings moved and a little purple cat wondered out. he looked at den with very large eyes and meowed. "Aww- ACHOO! AW fck! I'm allergic 2 u cas!" Castiell meowed, unimpressed, and walked away, his long tail swishing in the air. Just then, a giant earthquake hit, meaning sma the Big Moose Man was coming. as soon as he saw Castiel, he screamed.
"OH MY GAWD!!!!!" He ran over, grabbed the little Cas, and squished him to his giant moose chest. Castiel died instantly.
"NUUUuuUUUU!" Dean cryd, his eyes filled with manly tears of manly pain. "My #1 TRU LUV!" sam sobbed as he held the crushed castiel gently, his own manly tears of manly pain wetting tthe wee thing;s fur. Suddenly, a wild kevin appeared in the room and booped the little kitten on the nose. Castiel was brought back to life.
"OH MY GAEWD!!!!!!" Moose MAn screamed. In his excitement, he crushed castiel again and killed him. but the wild Kevin was gone. Castiel stayed deaded. "Oh..."
"Dammit Thammy you think you cna but u just cant do these things!" Dean yelled, tears of manly pain falling to the floor. Both men sobbed and then drowneded in their tears.
THE END.