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Summary:

The thrilling and sex filled adventures of Gloria's rise to champion in Galar.

Notes:

This fic contains a lot of sex with an intersex girl at the center of it all, she will be with women, some feminine men and some Pokémon, if that's not for you steer clear of this fic.

Also, I have a Twitter now where I will update you guys with new projects and stuff. I will reveal one such project right now, I am in the process of turning this fanfic into a manga, if you're interested in that check out the pinned thread on the Twitter page for more information on where and when you can read it.

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Chapter 1: Prologue - The Night Before

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This Chapter has 2 pieces of art that I got commissioned from the artists Jona Kazuo and MisterD, thank them and check out their other works on pixiv @ https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36337203/illustrations?fbclid=IwAR0jJD2CClONENYj-3oDt3yymNY7UapBSmfmUE9-aDewvbyxR9FS4NEZuz0 (Kona Kazuo) and on jabarchives @ https://www.jabarchives.com/main/profile/misterd (MisterD)

They did an awesome job!

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Chapter Text

Hello there, my name is Gloria and I’m a Pokemon trainer from the Galar Region. The following is the epic and sex-filled story of how I became the new Unbeatable Champion of Galar.

Now, I never really thought about being a trainer in the beginning, girls like me already weren’t popular and we all know how much being a trainer ends up just being a popularity contest.

Oh, you wanna know what I mean girls like me? Just give me a minute I’ll get to that.

So, it all began one day when my best friend, Hop, told me his big brother was going to be in town the following day and he invited me and my mom to a barbeque at his house. I’d never actually met his brother before, I’d heard he’s a pretty strong trainer though. Otherwise I had no idea what to expect from the meeting. Well other than Hop rambling on about a surprise gift for the both of us, no idea what it could be, but gifts are always nice, I guess.

That night I laid in bed trying to sleep unsure of what tomorrow will bring, tossing and turning I eventually would turn on the television. As I clicked through the channels I stopped when a movie came on about two Gardevoir in love, as I watched the scene where the Gardevoir kissed I felt it. My secret weapon had come to life.

Yup, I’ve got a cock. A big one too, I’d estimate about 9, maybe 10 inches long, and about 2 and a half inches in diameter. I’m not trans though, I’m all girl just with a little extra, intersex I’ve heard it called. Anyway, back to my story.

With my cock now interested in the two Gardevoir, I fidget, attempting to control myself. The harder I try to control myself the worse the feeling gets. I needed it. And I needed it now. My hands fly over my chest rubbing my soft and supple breasts through my sweat soaked shirt, I moan biting my lip as I squirm in my bed. The Gardevoir makeout gets hotter. Is this a porn film?

My shorts begin to rise as my cock creates a massive tent. Oh Arceus!

I’m glad mom’s asleep, there’s no way my moans wouldn’t be obvious if she were in the living room, which is right next to my room. I buck up as I pinch my nipples through my shirt. Oh Arceus, this is fantastic.

Another moan escapes my lips, my cock seeks release, something to touch, it wants sex. The Gardevoir makeout has now become full on porn as one Gardevoir kisses down the body of the other, moans escaping her lips. Damnit Arceus, why did you have to make Gardevoir so fucking sexy?!

My hands slide slowly from my breast down my stomach, stopping just above my cock. It’s not time yet, I’ve got to ride this out. My breath quickens, my face is no doubtedly red, my body covered in sweat, I snake my hands up my shirt and finally feel my fleshy mounds. YES! My cock screams. My own touch, and these Gardevoir, the power they have over me in this instant, it’s incredible. I never could have imagined it. My hips gyrate, my ass sliding up and down my bed, my cock longing for something, anything at this point as the only thing there to pleasure it are my shorts.

My cold fingertips come in contact with my warm nipples and WOW! A jolt hits my body like lightning. I nearly scream from pleasure, it’s time. I rip off my shirt and toss it somewhere in the depths of my room, the cold air hardening my nipples, I take a sharp breath as I release my cock and I am now bare.

My cock stands at attention, a Gardevoir is eating out another Gardevoir, I am having almost as much fun as she is. I wish I had a Gardevoir!

For a moment I imagine a Gardevoir going down on me, she or he, that doesn’t matter to me, licks their way up and down my cock, the Gardevoir grasps my cock as they begin to fit it down their throat, I groan, I moan, I trust my hips forcing my cock deeper in their imaginary mouth it’s lovely.

Finally, one hand on my tit, the other on my cock, I pinch and twist my nipple as I begin to stroke myself. My cock pulsates and causes me to buck off the bed, my bed creaks and moves with each time I buck and land back down on it. My asscheeks tensing with each buck, every ounce of my body in euphoria. At this moment, I am in love with myself.

I need more though, I swing my hips towards my face. My eyes closed, now to turn the sucking feeling from Gardevoir into, sort of reality. The tip of my cock touches my lips as I slowly bend myself, the head entering my mouth. This ‘Gardevoir’ is really talented at blowjobs. Deeper and deeper into its mouth my cock goes, the sensation of its tongue licking around my cock as my cock fills her throat, I gag, now is the time to face fuck the beautiful Gardevoir.

I grab onto my ass hard my fingers digging into the supple flesh, I slowly let my cock slide out of its mouth, and BAM! I thrust my cock back in hard and I keep this hard rythym, face-fucking the beauty, my gag reflex starts to give up and I my cock can finally go deeper into its soft and warm throat.

The movie continues as one of the Gardevoir creates a cock with her psychic powers and thrusts inside her counterpart. Her counterpart’s eyes widen as she attempts to take the rod stretching her hole. Oh Arceus! Please let this be in my future.

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I can feel it in my balls, I can feel I’m almost there now, my body continues to convulse. I feel it coming. Here I cum! Here I cum!

I keep forcing myself in and out of her mouth and finally, my hand slips, my body crashes onto the bed beneath me and I scream.

“AAAAHHHHHH! FUCK! ARCEUS!”

Ropes and ropes of cum fly from the tip of my cock and splash over my face, in my hair, over my chest, my stomach, and all over my bed. I stroke my cock for a few moments more as I calm myself down. Sticky and covered in my cum I reach for the remote and click the television off. I think I’ve worked out all that stress about tomorrow. Hehe.

“Arceus, I wish my life could be like that movie, maybe even better.”

Arceus flies over the region of Galar and hears a certain wish and simply responds, “As you wish.”

Arceus glows and vanishes as if never there. I passed out, naked and still covered in my essence, it was the best sleep I’d ever had.

Until next time.

The Next Morning...

Still covered in my essence I snore, completely out of it.

BANG! BANG! BANG! Came the knock on my door.

“Gloria! Come on! You don’t wanna be late do you?”

Fuck, it’s him… Hop…

To Be Continued….

Notes:

Don't forget to also check out the artists Jona Kazuo and MisterD who did these awesome commissioned artworks for us @ https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36337203/illustrations?fbclid=IwAR0jJD2CClONENYj-3oDt3yymNY7UapBSmfmUE9-aDewvbyxR9FS4NEZuz0 and https://www.jabarchives.com/main/profile/misterd