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*black star has changed gc name to the homies*
chop.woman: what the heck black star such a lame name
* chop.woman has changed gc name to black star is a poopoo head*
scythe boi: lmao maka cant you just type shithead
black★star: yeah maka thats dumb lol
chop.woman: what the hell did i now do wrong >:(
scythe boi: thats just straight up lame, what are you, a ten year old?
* black star has changed gc name to maka is childish*
L1z: (video attachment) LMFAO guys i dont give a shit but ahshbbhbbfbf pattys having a fucking dance on the floor lmao i fucking cant ahshshab lmaooaoaoaoooaoaoa
flowo: Oh is patty okay?
L1z: lmaoo pattys never fine ahhshshsb
chop.woman: i feel bad for kid and crona when they need to look at that shit all the time.
black★star: bruhhh thats funny ahhsb
death the kid: shut up brainless monkeys im trying to fucking watch tv
scythe boi: kid watches tv?
L1z replied to scythe boi: HE DOES BUT ITS LITERIALLY THE FUCKING NEWS I LMAOAOOAOAA
chop.woman: hes going trhu midlife.
crona:): what are yall up to? :)
black★star: crona why the fuck you put a smiley face behind every fucking text? are you a -
chop.woman: OH NO black star you gotta deleted that before kid becomes the fucking kishin-
L1z: holy shit
crona:) replied to black★star: why cant i? its cute?
scythe boi: bruh, crona out here just replying like a normal person but wait till were at black stars funeral
black★star: my internet just died tsus watching netflix or sum-
death the kid: what the fuck black star whats your point on being so mean to crona what the fuck its just a smiley emoji oh god black star youre a fucking burden and you were the one who fucking failed with the kishin you dumb ass shithead go suck your fathers dick oh sorry hes a fucking demon you nasty piece of shit wanna fight like all your squirrel brains got is just to break DWMAS symmetry you brat, fuck you ill fucking kill you the next time i see your unwanted ass here lay a finger on crona and youre fucking dead.
*death the kid removed black star from the gc*
scythe boi: kid beat his ass lmao, btw your dads like dead too or sum the fuck are you talking about?
L1z: someone go get kid hes fucking scraming in the hallways and cursing black stars name lmao
flowo: black star has been laughing and crying for two solid minutes.
crona:): wow
chop.woman: kids going trhu midlife no joke.
patty the booty: ahahhahaa xdddd hes been always going trhu midlife lmao lizzz remember when he had a breakdown because of the toilet paper roll lmaoaooaaoao
L1z: yes i do tought i wish i didnt, oh cronas here good thing kids having a fucking show and he literially punched the railing of the straicase and now hes crying and screaming because his fist and the assymetry... i fucking hate it here tsu come get me n patti
flowo: i feel like i just might. haha
the boys groupchat and crona
black★star: what the fuck kid
scythe boi: bro hes mad like stfu
crona: HAHA :))))))))
black★star: fuck yall including a special place for kid and his witch boyfriend
scythe boi: black star chill tf out
*death the kid removed black star from the gc*
scythe boi: im sorry but im fucking laughing so much it hurts w maka ahahhsass lmaoo yall went to feelings just bc crona uses smiley faces and black star has no brain i ahahahahaahahababbaba lmaoaoaoooaa
death the kid: shut up soul no one cares.
crona:): haha kid is screaming and crying what should i do?
scythe boi: YOU HIS FUCKING MOTHER NOW LMAO IM DYING AHAHAHAHAHA
maka is childish
patty the booty: hahahahaa >:)
L1z: oh shees fuck you patti
chop.woman: lmao what happend
crona:): patty just broke some symmetrical toilet paper fold kid had worked on and now kids screaming even more :(
scythe boi: AHAHHAHAHAHHASSHSHS
flowo: why is everyone so mean to kid haha
scythe boi: hes a dick sometimes
scythe boi: anyways wanna ask for me if black star can go out tsu bdsabbajs
flowo: yeah i guess シ
*L1z has changed gc name to dwma psychopaths and crackheads*
chop.woman: Liz are you acting like you never did anything huh
crona:): haha maka what has liz done? :)
chop.woman: .... crona ur too pure -
crona:): ok ill ask kid when he calms down haha
L1z: b r u h Ü
scythe boi: maka youre a fucking genius before you even ask i said that as a joke maka youre good at school but otherwise dumb
chop.woman: yeah soul you hurt my feelings anyways stfu and go get me my noodles from the kitchen or ill throw you out
scythe boi: maka you fucking lazy worm go get it your self
chop.woman: honestly fuck you soul wait thanks ;)
scythe boi: bruh
*later*
* scythe boi removed death the kid from the gc*
scythe boi: LMAO LIZ N PATTY AND CRONA SHUT UP OR ILL CHOP YALL IN HALF BUT AHAHAHHAAA AHAHAHSHB ME AND BLACK STAR COMING OVER AHAHAHA
L1z: fine but i dont want to kid scream even more please my ears hurt haha
chop.woman: kids miflife crisis gonna get sum spice when soul and black star coming over huh ahahahahahahhaahhaha
crona:): guys please kids sweet
chop.woman: crona kids a fucking dick to everyone nowdays expect to you and patty n liz and sometimes to us b r u h
crona:): b u t
chop.woman: no buts in this chat someone help kid
dwma psychopaths and crackheads
L1z: [video attachment *black star and soul storm in and throw water balloons at kid*] i am done maka come get soul
chop.woman: he can get his ass here himself fast as fuck or die there but oh fucking no
crona:): LIZ THATS SUCH A MEAN VIDEO DELETE IT :(((
flowo: i am scared of where this is going
*death the kid added black star to the gc*
L1z: huh
death the kid: FUCK YALL.
black★star: bruh kid youre hilarious
crona:): what happend
*l a t e r*
black★star: tsubakis been lecturing me for like a hour just bc i threw a fucking water balloon at kid becuase hes so fucking salty anyways,
i have a convo yall aint ready for but whos gonna discuss.
L1z: tell us
chop.woman: im in even if its sum stupid shit as knowing black star
black★star: @scythe boi soul get here i know you need to see this
scythe boi: ok lol,
black★star: is kid gay because cronas male or what lol
death the kid: is this the FRIST FUCKING THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN MY PHONE LORD DEATH
L1z: shit not again please ill rob a bank and pay yall but guys no not again i-
crona:): what the fuck
scythe boi: i didnt expect this and yes kid is gay end of convo lmao and what the fuck crona can say fuck
death the kid: maka go give soul some fucking puss hes literially calling me gay is he a fucking dripless virgin or what fucking virgin eater
chop.woman: im not going to anwser your question about souls virginity but n o also soul dont call people gay
scythe boi: ok also kid at least ill get some puss all youre gona get is a fucking fist up your ass
death the kid: thats kinda lame but fine
L1z: am i on a psychosis or did i just fucking see kid say hes fine with a fist up his ass
death the kid: no what soul said is lame but ok, i dont want a fucking fist up my ass what the fuck liz
crona:): black star im not a guy nor a girl :( and dont call kid gay thats mean
black★star: o k but kid is just has to be gay like
death the kid: honestly shut up its not like youll get any pussy at fucking all haha
crona:): kid how is that an insult plus what does it even mean?
chop.woman: im on a verge of tears and if any of you will say anything to crona ill beat yall ass including kids
death the kid: fine because im not going to anwser you crona
black★star: pussys something kid will never get prediot
death the kid: go burn in the desert star
chop.woman: this is not what i signed up but fine ill help u get rid of the body
flowo: guys stop planning on black stars murder
chop.woman: sorry but i find it an intresting topic but fine
crona:): lets not kill anybody :)
scythe boi: what the hell
the almighty dm
black★star: ARE YOU GAYE
death the kid: shut up im begging you to shut u p
dwma psychopathas and crackheads
patti the booty: is kid crying again xddd
crona:): no but hes mad black star called him gay haha
black★star: kids crying over facts
scythe boi: he literially is but black star shut up its not such a big deal you know what happend earlier dumbass
crona:): why does black star just have the ability to make kid cry and scream
chop.woman: he just fucking has, he could do it to all of us but he just picked kid over
crona:): thats kinda mean you know black star
black★star: f i n e
scythe boi: this place confuses me but f i n e
*death the kid has changed the gc name to black star is a fucking idiot*
black★star: what did i do-?
death the kid: you absolute dickhead you insulted me by calling me gay
black★star: so?
death the kid: so, you insulted me
black★star: haha you called me a idiot good for you to say social reject
scythe boi: just asking where did the "social reject" come from?
black★star: well look at him now
crona:): whats a social reject
black★star: kids a one
crona:): is lord death and asu then social rejects too?
black★star: no idea who the fuck is asu but if they are related to kid the hell they are a social reject and no death just made a social reject?
death the kid: at least i go to school and know how to cook you - sorry not sorry asuras a social reject we dont hide that
black★star: who the hell is that guy
crona:): kids brother
black★star: why did no one never tell me
L1z: because hed beat you up youre too out going dumbass
chop.woman: honestly never heard of that guy but id want to see that
scythe boi: epic battle tho
death the kid: black star if i see you at the door wanting to fight my brother i will seriously let him kill u and we wont hide your body
flowo: i swear to lord death black stars a bit dumb
black★star: as a star thats what i insist to do but i will leave it for tommorow he goes to dwma right;)
death the kid: why just why
crona:): yall just mean, even ragnarok said youre all mean
L1z: that hurt jk
scythe boi: crona tell ragnarok to fight black star
black★star: i refuse fighting a fucking monster out of a witches back
death the kid: shut up or ill come and beat you up with my brother stfu
black★star: i want to fight kids bro
death the kid: no