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Local man gets fucked literally and figuratively

Summary:

This is a dream I had the night YouTube recommended me Kiryu asmr and I was like, huh what could go wrong? And clicked it. Now look where I am. Shout out to that one friend that teased me quite a few times for making this. This fic is for you😚

Notes:

My friend made the title because I couldn't think of anything. Internally grateful because I was losing brain cells from writing this as soon as I woke up to almost dinner time. I tend to have weird dreams from time to time but this the weirdest yet. Never again will I watch weird videos before bed. Oh yeah also this is my first time writing this kind of stuff so yeah it may be terrible...

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"No Majima-san we can't do it here Haruka is watching,” Kiryu said squinting his eyes as he was shoved up against the wall. Haruka was literally right there. Though she was two years old, Kiryu wasn't really keen on having sex in front of a child. Majima rolled his eyes, looking down at Haruka that was just starting up at them in confusion.

"Come on, shoo ya little thing. I'm tryna get it on here."

However, Haruka wasn't listening as she had plopped onto the floor and started sucking her thumb.

"Heh. Looks like she still doesn't listen to you Majima-san. Now let me go."

Majima paused like he was completating something dire only to grin at Kiryu like the crazy maniac he was.

"She isn't paying us any attention anyway so whatever I do is fine." Before Kiryu could protest, Majima shoved down his underwear and lifted one of his legs onto his shoulder. Kiryu wasn't wearing pants because it was his house and he could do whatever he damn well pleased. Figuring he couldn't be bothered to beat the shit out of Majima in front of Haruka, he just sighed and decided to go with the flow.

"Fine. But if Haruka looks this way one time your a dead man. Majima laughed his dumbass laugh while unzipping his zipper.

"Haha ya got it capt'n." Majima took out his already raging boner-" How the hell are you already this hard Majima-san? You that pent up from work?" Kiryu smirked a little finding this kind of funny. He hid his smile under his hand, turning his head around. His amusement didn't last long when Majima shoved his dick into him without any preparement. Poor Kiryu came at once. He could feel Majima smiling on his pectoral.

"Who's the pent up one?" 

"Ack shut up." Majima squawked, slapping Kiryu's chest like he had just been told a funny joke. Kiryu forgot about Haruka's existence as he was getting fucked into the wall.

"Ngh Majima-no-nissan harder!" Kiryu gasped.

"Um no I give the orders here around this house."

"This isn't even your house."

"It's mine now!" Somehow while Majima was being an idiot, they had moved to the couch in the living room. Majima hadn't stopped fucking him all the while. Kiryu fell onto the couch, wrapping his other leg over Majima's waist.

"Huh, ya like that ya whore, want me ta fuck ya into the couch like that?" Kiryu whined at Majima's dirty talk, coming for the second time that day. Majima started pinching and sucking at his nipples. Kiryu didn't like that one bit because he was becoming over sensitive.

"Ah! Majima-san stop! I can't take it anymore!!" Majima didn't stop and even started Kiryu's flaccid dick. "I bet ya can cum at least one more time, can't ya." He said it as a statement like Kiryu actually could. Kiryu glared up at him, and in his mind, he was flipping Majima off. To his embarrassment, Kiryu was actually getting hard through the uncomfortableness. He could tell Majima was getting close as he was getting sloppier with his thrusts. He felt the heat pooling in his stomach knowing he was going to cum again and so soon.

"M-Majima-san I'm going to cum...!"

"Ha, told ya, ya could do it! Now hurry up an' cum." 

Majima jacked him off faster in time with his thrusts. Kiryu placed a kiss on Majima's forehead as he came the third time that day. Majima grunted, following soon after. Kiryu politely removed Majima's dick from him and positioned both of them so that Majima was sitting on the couch and Kiryu's head was in his lap. Majima complained all the while, refusing to move his body but he allowed Kiryu to move his dead weight by himself. He figured taking a nap right there and then couldn't harm anyone. He closed his eyes sighing when Majima started petting his hair.

"T-This is a one-time thing. Ya got that Kiryu-chan?" Majima said, choosing now to appear bashful. He ignored him, instead falling into a deep sleep.

                              Lɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴇɴ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ

Kiryu woke up to a book smashing his head. What the hell? Is Majima messing with me or something?? He groaned in pain reaching for his forehead where the book had hit him at.

"Majima...???"

The book hit him again this time square on his nose.

"Eurgh!" Blood came pouring out of his nose at an alarming rate. He covered his nose and looked up glaring at Majima. He couldn't see well because, for some reason, the lights were off.

"Majima are you trying to start a fight or something? I'm not in the mood, quit."

"I'm right here Kiryu-chan." He heard Majima's voice from across the room. So who's lap was he on right now??

"Turn the lights on." He heard the mysterious voice say. Kiryu whipped his head off the lap, squinting his eyes when Majima turned on the lights. As his eyes adjusted to the light, he could make out the figure. A tanned man with black irises was looking straight at him.

He wore a hat (?) That was red and blue with an arrow on the front of it pointing downward. He had on a turtleneck crop top cashmere sweater. Kiryu didn't even want to analyze the rest of him. All he wanted was to know why the hell a stranger was in his house and why was he laying on his lap instead of Majima's. He tried to move away from the couch but the man pointed a gun at him.

"Don't move." He said, standing up from the couch also. When he made sure Kiryu wasn't making any more sudden movements, he turned the gun on Majima.

"If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?" He asked, looking very serious. Kiryu looked on as he saw Majima pale like he was remembering all the terrible shit he's done in his life.

"U-um I'd replace it all with Kiryu-chan because he's cute?"

"Really Majima-san?" He couldn't believe he'd still mess around like that at gunpoint. I guess Majima-san is all kinds of weird. The man paused for a second like he wasn't expecting for him to actually answer. Then he viciously glared at him.

"Wrong." He pulled the trigger, shooting Majima two times in the head. Kiryu watched in horror as Majima crumpled to the floor.

"Majima-san!!!" He rushed over to where Majima laid dead on the floor, crying a little.

"How dare you!"

"No. How dare you. I told you not to move."   The man pointed the gun at Kiryu and before Kiryu could move, he shot him. Kiryu felt the life force spilling out of him. He turned his head to see little Haruka behind the couch. Good she's safe was his last thoughts as his eyes closed, never to be opened ever again.