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Phantom Thieves of Hearts: The Series Episode #1 - "The God of Middle School"

Summary:

Set between Okumura and Niijima's Palace, this is the first episode in a pitch for a running tv series about the Phantom Thieves. Every week, they discover a Palace, infiltrate it, and take down the Palace owner, all while growing as a team and as friends.

In the series premiere, Hifumi Togo is being blackmailed by none other than Ann Takamaki's middle school bully! Can the Phantom Thieves put an end to his tyranny over Kosei high once and for all?

Notes:

A few notes on how the tv show would function:

1. Although referred to in the script as "Ren", my intent is to never say the protagonist's name, not unlike the tv series Fleabag.

2. Assume all Confidants have been maxed, though Ren went the friendship route with everyone. Party members will still use their tier 1 Personas however.

3. The "series regulars" would be: Ren, Ann, Ryuji, Morgana, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, with Kawakami and Sojiro (yes I've even figured out the "with" and "and" credits)

4. The intent is to keep as strictly to canon as possible, though some concessions are made to help the show flow. My one major concession in this episode is assuming Hifumi and Yusuke are friends. I wanted to set the episode in Kosei, which meant Yusuke would need a friend. I thought it worked better to promote Hifumi than to create an OC.

Chapter 1: Act 1

Chapter Text

FADE IN:

 

INT. KOSEI HIGH SCHOOL. HALLWAY. LUNCHTIME.

 

Yusuke and Hifumi Togo are eating together and talking.

 

HIFUMI

How are you doing in math?

 

YUSUKE

I am ashamed of my current failures. If Kosei would let me just take my art classes, I would be doing fine.

 

HIFUMI

If you need any help, I’m happy to be of service.

 

YUSUKE

That would be most helpful, Hifumi-san.

 

A person bumps into Hifumi, but is gone in the crowd before they can tell who it was. Hifumi has a letter sitting on her meal.

 

HIFUMI

What is this?

 

She opens it, and turns to Yusuke with a concerned look. She reads it aloud.

 

HIFUMI

“Hifumi Togo - We have all the information we need. In three days time, the school board will know of your crimes. If you do not want your fabricated grades to be brought to their attention, leave 500,000 yen by the tree in the Kosei courtyard by midnight in two days. We will be watching”

 

YUSUKE

What the-

 

HIFUMI

I don’t know what they’re talking about? I don’t have any “fabricated grades”.

 

YUSUKE

I wonder if they fabricated it themselves.

 

HIFUMI

I… I can’t pay this! And even if it’s fake, I can’t gamble with my class placement if the school board sees it…

 

Hifumi looks deep in thought, but then has an idea. She pulls out her phone.

 

HIFUMI

Yusuke-kun, can I tell you a secret?

 

YUSUKE

Of course.

 

HIFUMI

You have to promise you will not tell anyone. This person could be in deep trouble if you do.

 

YUSUKE

I promise.

 

Hifumi takes a deep breath, then whispers.

 

HIFUMI

I am friends with one of the Phantom Thieves.

 

Yusuke has a slight smile, then instantly changes to shock when he realizes she doesn’t mean him.

 

YUSUKE

Oh… oh? Oh! You are?

 

HIFUMI

Yes. He helped me a great deal when everything was happening with my mother… I should see if he can help.

 

INT. SHUJIN ACADEMY. LUNCHTIME.

 

Ann and Ren are sitting at their desks eating lunch together.

 

REN

How’s Shiho doing?

 

ANN

Every day she’s a little better. Still recovering.

 

Ann pauses for a second, then remembers something

 

ANN

You know, it’s actually the fourth anniversary of our friendship. I’ll have to call her. I mean I call her anyway.

 

REN

Wow, I didn’t realize you’d been in Tokyo that long.

 

ANN

Yep! She was my first friend, I had been living here for a while before then actually.

 

Ren’s phone goes off. He pulls it out.

 

ANN

Who is it?

 

REN

Hifumi Togo.

 

ANN

That Shogi player from Kosei? Oh yeah, you guys are friends, right?

 

REN

Yes.

 

ANN

She’s kinda cute, huh? You just surround yourself with pretty girls, don’t cha?

 

Ren looks embarrassed and doesn’t reply to the comment. He reads the text.

 

REN

She wants the help of the Phantom Thieves…?

 

ANN

Well why would she…

 

Ann’s voice trails off as she connects the dots.

 

ANN

(flatly)

She knows, doesn’t she?

 

Ann shoots Ren a look of disgust.

 

REN

(very serious, comedically so)

It was only when it was absolutely necessary.

 

ANN

Sure it was. Is that how you flirt with girls? Just say “hey, I’m a Phantom Thief, can I steal your heart?”... Don’t tell Ryuji, he’ll actually use that.

 

Ren laughs at that.

 

ANN

At least it was another student. Not like she could do anything. If you told, I don’t know, Ms. Kawakami, then that’d be a problem.

 

Ren anxiously looks away, sweating metaphorical bullets.

 

REN

What? Why? Kawakami?

 

ANN

Although, she could be cute too, so maybe she is the kind of person you’d tell. Maybe pull her hair back, oh, like in pony tails! I feel like that’d work for Kawakami.

 

Ren is completely broken, avoiding Ann at all costs.

 

REN

That’d be crazy Ann!

 

ANN

Yeah… that’s why I said that.

 

Beat

 

REN

Yes. Right. So, the message…

 

ANN

Oh yeah! What does it say?

 

REN

She said she got a suspicious letter and thinks it is… our problem.

 

ANN

I see…

 

REN

She wants to meet in person so she can show me the letter…

 

ANN

Oh! Do it at Leblanc. No one is ever there. I'll tag along!

 

REN

Sounds good. Ryuji is free, let's tell him.

 

ANN

We can't bring everyone!

 

REN

Haru and Makoto have a study for their admissions test, so they can't come. And Futaba has her weekly workout.

 

ANN

Oh, so, you just know everyone's schedule?

 

Ren once again feels extremely uncomfortable. He sends the invite, and gets a response right away. Ren gives a surprised look.

 

ANN

What is it?

 

REN

She asked if she could bring her friend Yusuke Kitagawa.

 

Ann bursts out laughing

 

INT. CAFE LEBLANC. NIGHT.

 

Ann and Ryuji are sitting at a booth together. Sojiro has already closed the shop for the night, but Ren is making coffee. Morgana is on the bar, walking back and forth. There is a knock at the door, and Hifumi and Yusuke are there. Ren gets the door.

 

HIFUMI

I’m really glad you could meet me so soon.

 

REN

Anything for you, Hifumi.

 

Yusuke walks in the door. They share a knowing glance.

 

REN

I don’t believe we’ve met.

 

YUSUKE

(nervously)

Ah, no, we have not. I am Yusuke Kitagawa. And you are?

 

REN

I go by the name “Joker”. That over there is “Panther” and “Skull”.

 

Ren motions for them to sit down at the booth. He goes to get coffee from the machines.

 

HIFUMI

Codenames? That is a very clever idea.

 

YUSUKE

Yes, very much so. I’m sure if you had a member that went by “Fox” he would be most charming.

 

Hifumi gives Yusuke a bit of a look but says nothing.

 

MORGANA

Leaving out the most important member, of course!

 

HIFUMI

Your cat sounds very offended.

 

REN

Yes, he thinks he is part of the team.

 

Morgana lets out a loud hiss. Hifumi and Yusuke take a seat. Ryuji, Ann, and Yusuke all exchange glances.

 

ANN

Hello. Hifumi and… I’m sorry, what was it?

 

YUSUKE

Yusuke.

 

ANN

Ah, yes, thank you stranger.

 

Ann is sitting a little too straight, clearly putting on an act, acting poorly. Hifumi picks up on this.

 

HIFUMI
Are you… alright?

 

ANN

Totally, totally.

 

Ren arrives with the coffee.

 

REN

So, can I see the letter?

 

Hifumi pulls it out of her bag and places it on the table. Ann and Ryuji both stare intently at it.

 

REN

And you don’t know it’s origins?

 

YUSUKE

No, um…

 

REN

Joker.

 

YUSUKE

-Joker, we do not. This has, however, been happening at the school for some time now.

 

REN

It has?

 

HIFUMI

Yes. Multiple students have gotten expelled for similar issues, all insisting they didn’t do anything. And even more have talked about paying the fees.

 

ANN

Togo-san, I think we can solve this.

 

HIFUMI

Oh? Really?

 

RYUJI

Yeah, we can. Can we hold onto this?

 

HIFUMI

Here, I made a copy.

 

Hifumi hands them a paper with a perfect copy of it.

 

HIFUMI

Anything else?

 

ANN

No! We’re good! We need to talk this over privately. Thank you, Togo-san.

 

HIFUMI

And you as well.

 

Ren walks Hifumi and Yusuke out.

 

ANN

This is definitely Shinji Yamamoto.

 

RYUJI

Without a doubt.

 

REN

Who’s that?

 

ANN

It’s… better if we just tell everyone at once.

 

REN

I’ll send it out.

 

INT. REN’S BEDROOM. ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

 

Ann and Ryuji are facing each other on Ren’s old game system. Ren and Futaba are watching, with Futaba giving advice and criticizing mistakes. Haru and Makoto are comparing notes. Morgana is on the table. Yusuke walks in.

 

YUSUKE

I had to take the train with Hifumi-san back to Kosei, and then right back here! I hope you understand that I cannot afford this.

 

HARU

I can always cover your fares for you, Yusuke-kun.

 

YUSUKE

The money is not the issue, it's just the pure whiplash.

 

RYUJI

You could always tell her, ya know.

 

YUSUKE

I swore to protect the identity of the Phantom Thieves, so I will not reveal my face to a civilian. Unlike some of you.

 

Yusuke shoots Ren a glance.

 

MAKOTO

Can we please just get to the point of this?

 

ANN

Yes! Yes. So, Togo-san was given this letter during lunch today.

 

Ann pulls it out and shows it to Haru, Futaba and Makoto.

 

MAKOTO

This is horrible! Is Togo-san guilty?

 

YUSUKE

She says she is not, and I have no reason to believe otherwise.

 

REN

Nor do I.

 

MAKOTO

We can’t do anything without a name, though. Do you guys have one?

 

ANN

We do.

 

RYUJI

Shinji Yamamoto.

 

MAKOTO

How do you know it's him?

 

ANN

He… was my bully. In middle school.

 

FUTABA

You? You were bullied? Aww there’s no hope for me is there?

 

HARU

I did not know this about you Ann-chan.

 

ANN

I don’t like to talk about it. Back in middle school, between my looks, and not really growing up in Japan, I was bullied a lot. This was before I met Shiho. Shinji was merciless with me though. I kept asking my parents to help me change schools, or to move to America, but they never let me. But Shinji would write letters like this all the time, more just threats than blackmail. It has to be him. He moved right before I started at Shujin, he must live closer to Kosei now.

 

HARU

And you knew him too, Ryuji?

 

RYUJI

Yeah, he was a sprinter with me on the track team. I knew he was a bully, but I didn't know how bad it got. I could'a done something, but I didn't. If I had been closer to Ann at the time, I would've.

 

ANN

It's okay Ryuji, I forgive you.

 

MAKOTO

So Shinji is the bully, we have to find him in Mementos?

 

ANN

That's what we thought at first, but…

 

Ren holds up his phone, and speaks into it

 

REN

Shinji Yamamoto.

 

NAVI VOICE

Match found.

 

MORGANA

He has a Palace.

 

FUTABA

Exactly. And only one of us can get close enough to him to find out what it is. Inari?

 

Everyone turns and looks at Yusuke.

 

YUSUKE

What? Why?

 

FUTABA

You're the only one that goes to school with him!

 

HARU

I believe in you Yusuke-kun.

 

MAKOTO

You know the deal. Just ask around and find out what his distorted view is.

 

YUSUKE

I understand, I guess I just do not know where to start.

 

RYUJI

Yeah, but ya know me and Ann do.

 

ANN

I have a feeling Shinji hasn't changed much.

 

RYUJI

Just gotta ask around the track team. He'll tell 'em everything.

 

ANN

(Tersely)

Yep. I'm sure he did.

 

MAKOTO

Report back tomorrow, hopefully we'll be able to enter his Palace after school.

 

YUSUKE

This is a tall task but I am up for the challenge.

 

MAKOTO

Meeting adjourned then.

 

Beat as everyone but Ren and Morgana leave

 

YUSUKE

Haru… is the offer for my fare still available?

 

INT. KOSEI HIGH. BEFORE CLASS.

 

Yusuke enters Kosei and sees Futaba looking at a school bulletin board, wearing a Kosei uniform.

 

YUSUKE

Futaba?

 

FUTABA

Inari! There you are!

 

YUSUKE

Why are you here? How are you here?

 

FUTABA

I figured you needed my help. And you can buy anything off the internet, even old uniforms. I’ve got this and a Shujin one already just in case. The way I see it, I'm the only one that can help, the rest are stuck at Shujin! So let me help.

 

YUSUKE

As risky as this is, I concede that you are correct.

 

FUTABA

Alright! So Inari, what’s the plan?

 

YUSUKE

I… am working on it.

 

FUTABA

Boo! Do you want me to come up with a plan?

 

YUSUKE

Do you have one?

 

FUTABA

Of course I do! Like I wouldn’t have a plan.

 

YUSUKE

Alright, let me hear it.

 

FUTABA

So I’ve gotta be the one to talk to his friends, right? So you have to distract Shinji. And here’s how...

 

Camera cuts away.

 

END OF ACT 1