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Before he sauntered vaguely downwards, Crowley was Raphael. Now he commits sin. As a former archangel, you could even say he commits arcsin.
One day, he and Aziraphale, Crowley's angle, decide to buy a cottage together in the south downs. They cosine a lease together, and live there happily. Unfortunately, Gabriel decides to stop by on occasion; He's quite an hypotenuisance.
Later, Crowley decides to put on a mobius stripshow for Aziraphale. They spend most of that evening perpenDICKular.