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Part 1 of penny parker is a hot mess
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2019-02-16
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2019-03-01
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Who the Fuck is Penny

Summary:

Steve Rogers @captainamerica

So are we just going to ignore that @PENELOPE threw a shoe at me?

>Penny @PENELOPE

You rusty cheese shredder, you deserved it

>>Steve Rogers @captainamerica

All I said was good morning!

>>>Penny @PENELOPE

Yeah, fuck you

Notes:

I love how easy these Twitter fics are to write, and they give me motivation to work on my original works so I'm like "wow I should just post one of these just for fun" and so I did

And also Peter is Penny because I love everything Emily_F6 writes, and she writes a lot of Penny Parker stuff so I'm like fuck it gonna make her a girl.

Enjoy

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

[11:34 PM]

 

Spidey @spidermaam

So this may or may not be a causefor slght conernc but i mightv just been stabbed? lol

 

>JeNnA @colorGOOD

   Omg?? Are you okay??? Do you need an ambulance???

 

>>Spidey @spidermaam

    no mt stwrk is on his way

 

>>>Spidey @spidermaam

     Omh he s freakin out lmao

 

>>>>Tony Stark @TonySTAR

        Kid.

 

[9:27 AM]

 

Spidey @spidermaam

Great news guys! I'm alive!!!

 

>Tony Stark @TonySTAR 

 You're going to send me to an early grave

 

>>Spidey @spidermaam

    :)

 

Pepper @VirginiaPotts

@spidermaam Please stop killing Tony, I need him alive at least until the wedding

 

>Spidey @spidermaam 

 Ooh can I come?

 

>>Pepper @VirginiaPotts 

  Not if you keep giving my fiance aneurysms

 

>>>Spidey @spidermaam 

:(