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Part 1 of Blood and Biscuits: The Spike and Giles Chronicles
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2009-11-18
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The Queen's English

Summary:

Set during BtVS S4, during Spike's sojourn with Giles; written for the open_on_sunday challenge "work" and written on Labor Day 2009. This piece was the inspiration for "Blood and Biscuits: The Spike and Giles Chronicles."

Notes:

Title: The Queen's English
Setting: BtVS4, during Spike's sojourn with Giles
Disclaimer: Still not mine, still no money.
Note: Happy Labor Day! ;)

Work Text:

“I’m bored,” Spike groused. “Let’s have a chat, eh?” he asked hopefully.

Giles removed his glasses. “Spike, what would we find to talk about? Please, now -- I have some important reading to do.” He gestured to the table. “There are some nice puzzle collections. How about a crossword?”

Spike rolled his eyes but picked up the nearest book.

The quiet lasted exactly ten seconds. “Hey, Rupes – what’s another word for 'work'? Five letters.”

Giles sighed. “'Labor'.”

“Hello? L-A-B-O-U-R. I said five letters, not six.”

“'Labor' is five letters here.”

“You’re joking. Bloody colonials.”

The conversation that followed filled the afternoon.

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