matchmaker garreth
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“Thank you for the audio description,” Ominis said dryly, “but the only bollocks I care about right now are my own, because they’re about to freeze off.”
“Don’t be so negative — Ominis! He’s looking over here!”
“What?” Ominis tensed.
“He’s checking you out, Ominis!” Garreth sounded delighted. “He just looked you up like a lion sizing up its prey. Or its lioness. His eyes definitely dragged over your arse.”
“Stop!”
“Ominis, I’m not joking. He’s definitely ogling your arse. He just licked his lips. He’s — he’s coming over.”
or: the classic "fire alarm went off at 4am and I didn't think to bring clothes so now we're standing here, me in underpants, while the firefighters check the building"-au
Series
- Part 78 of Sebinis collection