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how I imagine Jason Todd reacts to Dyl getting kidnapped by oopshenangians
Fandoms: Red Hood: Resurrection (Fan Series 2024), Batfamily Reacts (Web Series), Batman - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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From what he could remember, he’d really just been trying to walk to his apartment and passed an alley and apparently the people there didn’t like his face. (Definitely didn’t have anything to do with the fact Dyl noticed suspicious cash and suspicious bags and decided the best thing to do was walk up and go: “Hey! Are you guys thinking of committing a crime?”)
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Dyl gets kidnapped, mildly concussed, and steals a blanket. All while Jason panics about his best friend being in an abandoned warehouse.
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- Part 50 of RHR Inspired
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Peak ✋😌🤚
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Draco has long given up the fanciful notion that he might get what he wants.
The reason is not that he doesn't think he deserves it. It is because his elves are utter fucking wankers.
Still, when Pansy sets him up on a date with a witch he's been pining after for months, Draco prepares. He even has the elves lay out his favourite jacket.
Wait – where is his jacket?
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Follow Draco on a fine spring day, during which he attempts to woo Hermione Granger, is humiliated by his own dressing room, accidentally becomes an environmentalist, and finds out he has been wrong about more than one thing.
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Cleaners HQ Vs. Jumping to Conclusions by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
04 Mar 2026
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Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.
Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.
Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.
The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.
The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.
What could go wrong?
(Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)
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- Part 3 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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Hajimemashite by Fujimiya
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Nov 2025
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Different versions of senpai-kouhai Jujutsu Technical School's The Strongest Senpais's first meetings with the new first year, the vessel of the King of Curses, Itadori Yuuji, and falling in love at first sight.
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- Part 2 of Miya's 5U's X Files
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Warplane 5+1 by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2025
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Five times Shang Qinghua knew too much, and the one time Liu Qingge wanted to know him.
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5+1 where SQH knew too much and LQG wanted to know him
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return of spontaneous circulation by blongblong
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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paramedics!hollanov verse. (it’s mostly porn)
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A compelling Story of How Loki became the king of Midgard by princesszavi1
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Norse Religion & Lore, Loki: Agent of Asgard
13 Mar 2021
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as the title suggests, I tell the story of how Loki Odinson became the king of Midgard with approval of everyone involved.
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How Thor movie should have played.
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- Part 1 of Loki deserves more
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Star Wars the Groupchat by Allise
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Jun 2026
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[CC-3636 has added CC-2224, CC-6454, CT-7567, CC-1010, and CC-5052 to General]
[CC-3636 has named the chat Fucking Shenanigans]
[CC-3636 has changed their name to Wolffe]Wolffe: @CC-2224 and @CT-7567 please come collect General Kenobi and save both him and myself from this embarrassment
[CC-2224 has changed their name to Cody]
Cody: . . . I almost don’t want to ask because this already feels like a disasterSeries
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please, won't you (make a family with me) by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
Shane Hollander has a BABY????Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?Lily @BostonLily1991
DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
Replying to @BostonLily1991
what?One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.
Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.
“People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.
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Heavier Than Gold by Sugarpetal_Daylay
Fandoms: わたしの幸せな結婚 | Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon | My Happy Marriage (Anime), わたしの幸せな結婚 | Watashi no Shiawase na Kekkon | My Happy Marriage (Manga)
29 Jun 2026
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The wedding reception was perfect—lanterns glowing, flowers perfuming the air, and Kiyoka standing across the room like a dream she never dared to have. But when a well-meaning guest compliments Miyo's ring, something cracks open. A casual confession slips out: I never thought I'd live long enough to wear one.
The silence that follows is deafening.
But Kiyoka has never let her face the dark alone—and he's about to remind an entire room of guests why the woman they just witnessed break is, in fact, the strongest person in it.
(A wedding-day one-short collection about the weight of survival, the terror of happiness, and the husband who refuses to let her forget she deserves both.)
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- Part 2 of Small Mercies, Great Loves
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After joining Fairy Tail, Lucy notices that Natsu and Gray's infamous rivalry might not be exactly what it seems. When she finally decides to ask a straightforward question about their dynamic, she uncovers a truth that has been hiding in plain sight all along—and throws the entire clueless guild into utter chaos.
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a memory in us by firelord_zutara
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jun 2026
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“Ilya, you don’t actually want to watch these, I promise. They’re just boring old kiddy games.”
Ilya blinks. “Shane. Are you trying to tell me that I will not like something because it is ‘boring’? I think we have plenty of evidence that this is simply not true, no?”
Shane fixes him with his most withering glare. “Well, if I’m calling something boring, imagine how boring it actually is.”
“I know you are trying to trick me, Hollander,” Ilya states, raising a single brow. “But you will not deny me my right as your husband to see baby Shane in his tiny little skates.”
Or: Shane and Ilya watch some of Shane’s old home movies. It leads to a few revelations.
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Harry Potter and the Restoration of the House of Black by Chaosworks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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One morning, Kreacher wakes up only to find that he has somehow gone back to the year 1989.
He immediately decides to save his Master Harry from the ‘nasty muggles’.
No one except Kreacher thinks that was a good idea.
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Kreacher viaja en el tiempo, secuestra a Harry y empiezan a vivir en Grimmauld.
Phineas Black se convierte en abuelo y espía de una red de espías de cuadros encantados y le enseña a Harry el noble arte de convertirse en un noble Black. Harry roba mucha ropa de Sirius y Regulus y un cuchillo del último. Albus es un simp de asesinos seriales .
Arabella SI hace algo útil, los Dursley van a prisión y la orden se reúne.
Aún continua.
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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you’re in my way now (don’t go, go where you don’t belong) by lovejunie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
17 Jun 2026
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Satoru Gojo does not get jealous. The concept of it is virtually impossible for someone like him.
He has never, in seventeen years of living, felt jealous.
Not once.
Not even a little.
or, satoru gojo has never been jealous a day in his life. the transfer student from kyoto is simply very irritating. these two facts are entirely unrelated.
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Satosugu school era wherein a newcomer arrives and threatens Satoru's monopoly of Suguru and this makes him feel jealous for the first time in his life
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Regressor vs transmigator(actually, it's dumb and dumber) by Cucumber_lady
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
29 Jun 2026
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Viper gets a wish ticket and decides to go back in time, to his prime years. He is sure that he can do it all again, but better and faster. Maybe, even without losing his eye... But when he comes back, he encounters an unexpected variable: Kim Soleum. He was never employed by Daydream in Baek Saheon's timeline. Who is he?
A hilarious story of misunderstandings and (failed) mind games between a regressor and a transmigrator.
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̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice by nomsy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.
“Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.
Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”
Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.
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Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.
Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
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In Saturday detention, six teens from clashing circles let their guards down – but will any of it matter come Monday?
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Map Contact by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.
Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.
They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.
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Fantastic
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Chapter 9
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Love… beautiful, pure, and radiant.
But to Apple White, love had always been something fixed, unyielding, unchangeable, written in ink that could never be rewritten. And yet, after she came into her life, the very embodiment of love in Apple’s eyes, the purest princess she had ever known, Apple realized that everything could, in fact, be changed.
And more than that, Apple knew one thing for certain:
When it came to love, Darling Charming was a box full of surprises.
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ABSOLUTAMENTE FOFO!!! eu só queria ter o que elas têm 😭❤️
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