HOT TO GO: A Fem-Forward Drabble Fest
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Pansy wants to help Astoria bounce back after a bad breakup. She'll teach her how to flirt, dance, and tease her way into someone's bed.
And who better to demonstrate on than her longtime friend and unrequited crush— Astoria's older sister?
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Ladies First (baby, I insist) by Neateo6000 [the podfic] by PillowTalkPodfics, SultryNuns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.
A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
Featuring:
-Feral staring across a nightclub,
-A makeover as foreplay
-Questionably safe apparition practices
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In Plain Sight by douniadogood, theravenclawscribe for Neateo6000
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2026
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In Victorian Britain, Astoria muses on her feelings for Pansy and their secret relationship as she sits in the audience of the latter witch's drag act.
Inspired by Tipping The Velvet.
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It was an assignment, just like any other. Track down a disgustingly sweaty athlete, badger them into giving her a quote that wouldn’t violate any decency laws, write an article, and move on to the next one.
It was her job.
It shouldn’t be this hard
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“Oh,” Ginny breathed, understanding dawning in her gaze alongside a spark of something else Lavender couldn’t quite name. “Oh you’re new.”